APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:43 pm

Just out of curiosity..

Is any kiwi to be just brought to the squad right off after capture or are they supposed to be roughed up a little first?

Can we use nets?

And how much duct tape does it take?

How much duct tape is too much?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:14 pm

Toolmaker wrote:Just out of curiosity..

Is any kiwi to be just brought to the squad right off after capture or are they supposed to be roughed up a little first?

Excess violence is tawdry.... best let the I-Squad decide.

Can we use nets?

Yes

And how much duct tape does it take? How much duct tape is too much?

A style question, really.... but 3 rolls per is usually considered appropriate.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:48 pm

"Too much duct tape"? No such thing.

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:28 am

Finnegan wrote:"Too much duct tape"? No such thing.

hes got the right idea, I dont think it really matters how much duck tape you use, any Kiwi could break free.

Oh yea tommorow is ANZAC (Australia and New Zealand Army Corp) day yeee haaa dont you just love war! :? ) from when the NZ and Aussie army landed in golipoli (italy) in world war 1, everyone wear your red poppys for a public holiday

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:36 am

We say DUCT tape

Kiwi's say DUCK tape

must be a little birdie thing...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:50 am

AH!!!! But BACON Duct Tape!!!!! With just one layer of this stuff, you can strap a Kiwi to the hood of a 65 Caddy at 120 mph!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:27 pm

Are there style points for using green duct tape? (After all, this year's theme is green and stuff....)

B.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:49 pm

Are there style points for using green duct tape? (After all, this year's theme is green and stuff....

Why would you even want to consider the OK-ness of green anything?

Cheesus man, we have Kiwinistas prepping to overrun our asses on the beach head of Lahanton in less than four months and all you can fucking worry about is the green aspect???????

Where are your priorities??

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:50 pm

I mean, how GREEN do you think this latest weapon of theirs is???

Huh????

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:51 pm

or this one.....

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:57 pm

You're just overreacting.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:27 pm

I think we need that green duct tape immediately.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:28 pm

Oh.... where were we...

oh yes....

If I leave that bacon tape unrefrigerated long enoogh, it should turn green.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:31 pm

WTF is bason tape? Some kind of French shit?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:33 pm

I fixed it.

AND I shot the proof reader too

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:43 pm

Isotopia wrote:You're just overreacting.

No fish this time?
[No fish this time!]
I'm going to regret this . . .

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:07 pm

What have you done!!!!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:13 pm

[quote

Cheesus man, we have Kiwinistas prepping to overrun our asses on the beach head of Lahanton in less than four months and all you can fucking worry about is the green aspect???????

Where are your priorities??[/quote]

We stand with Comrade Badger and his keen sense of the magnitude of the "kiwi problem".Is it not regretable that this alarm comes from one not associated with our Glorious Alliance?Should we not feel some sense of shame that some of the most strident and appropriate language being used against the Wellington Clique comes from a non-party member?

Comrades,we can not rest while agents and wreckers employed by the dark hand of Kiwi-ism plot and plan to disturb our peace loving camps.Sabateurs and spys may have already infiltrated our ranks judging by the lack of concern shown by some parties.We look,as always,to The Kernul to recognize this garbage and deal with it appropriately.

For The People....Omar Suarez

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:14 pm

Oh my god. We are FUCKING DOOMED!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:16 pm

(get ahold of yourself man!)

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:26 pm

A second front. Omfg. Did we even dig trenches on that side?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:26 pm

I like space.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:30 pm

Where the hell have you BEEN! In Space?

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:32 pm

Space is no excuse for absenteeism. It's in the little black book I carry. Always.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:32 pm

Not to worry, space chum. All is well. I just cleaned off the slab. Ready for another go at it soon?

Did you get my e-mail about our interview on KUNR coming up soon?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:34 pm

Ok then... just STARE at this picture for a few minutes... you'll be ok!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:36 pm

Checked again.... no, do not have one from ya... BUT, was gonna remind YOU about the interview!!!!! Howboutdat!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:38 pm

Your e-mail smokes Stallin's cigar. Hey, you wanna get breakfast first?