APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:39 pm

Ah. I feel better now. I'm sure the fish is simply a ruse on the kiwifascist's part. Trying to foment dissent, which of course could never succeed.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:55 pm

Send that email again. I thinkee your ISP is cranky. I'm not having any blems with anyone else's but yours. Go figger.

But... B Fast? Yeppers! Jack's again? OR... something closer to UNR!!!! Lemme think

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:58 pm

May 8 at 9 am at KUNR studio at UNR right? Artist in residence series, right?

I thought they were sending the limo? I at least want Mimosas.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:44 pm

Duct tape for Kiwis? Just makes it harder to cuddle the sheep when you're done.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:57 pm

Just takes more lube. But anyway, Unfortunately, the damn kiwis might be right on this one, being descended from the outcast and convicted Brits: Originally, it was in fact "duck" tape, as it kept the water off of the munitions boxes, etc.

True blue americans turned it into something useful after the war. Hence, duct tape.

This concludes your walk through history.. Return to regular "programming".

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:25 am

More likely DUKW tape. You could look it up.

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:37 pm

Finnegan wrote:Unfortunately, the damn kiwis might be right on this one, being descended from the outcast and convicted Brits: Originally, it was in fact "duck" tape, as it kept the water off of the munitions boxes, etc.

Actually its the Australians that are descended from convicts and outcasts, Kiwiland was seen as a bright and glorious place, where people from England could leave that dark and dank land and live a new propsperous life on the long white cloud that is called New Zealand.

*starts to sing the NZ national anthem*

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:15 pm

It is with great satisfaction that YOU yourself note the inevitable Doom Obliteration. I shall have my checkbook handy.

(commence diabolical laughter)

Muah-ha-ha etc etc.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:02 pm

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Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:56 pm

Long suspected but never proven until this moment it would appear that the Kiwinistas have entered into a dark alliance with those fair weather friends to the north.

I speak of the KKKanadians.

Above is one of several photos of a powerful new weapon (code name: Mooser) that has been in development for sometime now. Early intelligence suggest that it carries a Trudeau II warhead with the potential capacity for a modified Mark III Trudeau MRV. The potential threat against the Apokiliptikan Empire cannot be underestimated.

I can only hope that the Glorius Kurnel will respond posthaste.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:58 pm

Behold the fury of Kiwi/KKKanadian evil.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:22 pm

One enemy of the State down..

What's up with eplaya tonight? Virtual Kiwi attack?

hippie_nz · Post by **hippie_nz** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:43 am

Kiwi's aren't what you would expect ....

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n229 ... tack_1.swf

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:26 pm

hippie_nz wrote:Kiwi's aren't what you would expect ....

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n229 ... tack_1.swf

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:11 pm

Yikes. Vorpal kiwis.

Snicker snack..

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:39 pm

Ow! Ow! Ow! Like I needed another thing to distrub my sleep. Kiwis ate my brain!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:48 am

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:49 am

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Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:33 am

Greetings, her Kernul. Science Officer Jellyfish reporting in from the oven mitt research satellite, LabwÃ«rks... IN SPACE!

I am proud to inform you that an important new discovery has been made on board our vessel: Oven mitts can be dipped in bacon grease, rolled in dry Tang powder, and cooked with our solar reflectors at 4800 degrees kelvin.

The result is completely inedible for our starving crew, but produces super impervious hardened mitt that can withstand penetration from space junk loaded into our particle accelerator (shop vac).

Please announce this important discovery for the good of all doomed people to the hungry masses on Tera Firma. The Kiwi's will no doubt be jealous of our substantial lead in the space race for oven mitt superiority.

Jelly out.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:44 am

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:51 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

I thought it was "Follow Your Bacon"?!

B.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:54 pm

...all Apokiliptika bacon is well guarded...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:44 pm

Hey, ya know, BB Sue had the same reaction... follow our bacon.

This calls for a rerun!

Bob--- keep that up and we will have to assimilate you!!!! Nice.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:47 pm

Oh crap... and of course I MUST throw this one up again... sort of a set you know....

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:53 am

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:38 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Important Oven Mitt Discovery