Sex

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:37 am

I am going to burning man as a virgin this year with my girlfriend. We are kind of freaky kind of nutty so I was wondering... what are some experiences people have had with sex intercouple stuff, single people having fun, and just crazy shit? I hope some people are comfortable enough to share. Come on what goes down?

I am getting pretty phucking excited.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:07 pm

I`m not sure how erotic this was,
but I smeared Cheez-Wiz all over my naked body early one mornig
and went to CenterCampCafe to rail against the scheming ORG and their Starbuck`s Coffee...only to be hungrily licked by some cold starving ravers that were camped on the sofas.
It was a semi-exhilirating, but also somewhat irritating experience for me.
I thought of it as a gifting experience and moved on.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:28 pm

It was the best Cheez-Wiz ever!

um ...so I was told

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:29 pm

thats pretty baller

Cabana Springs · Post by **Cabana Springs** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:07 pm

Baller hell - damned near killed er

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:33 pm

Funny thing, I was sitting in center camp one morning and this couple that was rolling hard came over. but the guy was wicked hairy, so I wasn't interested, but she was so we sat and made out, but she was naked and I kept wondering if she'd washed recently and than it just wasn't there, you know, "making love" to a rolling stranger and just what the fuck are you asking for, free porn?

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:40 pm

LordBarkin wrote:Come on what goes down?

Other than my ex-girlfriend, let me see....

Wellllll, truth be told, not as much as you may have been led to believe. Let me explain. My first year, the Who What Where guide was chock full of blurbs about wanton sex. E.g. "Oral Sex Tuesday, " "Group Sex Friday." Theme camps had provocative names E.g. "Kick Ass Oral Sex Camp." So as a newbie, I was a wee bit excited and a little apprehensive. What am I getting myself into? But of course, BRC wasn't writhing in spontaneous orgies on the designated day or any other day. Theme camp names are, for the most part, just funny names. (I've heard Jiffy Lube is an exception.) Yeah, I saw two or three couples having sex in public during the week, but that's about it. If you want to attend a lecture or a seminar on sex, you're in luck. But the whole sex scene is pretty tame or so very underground or it so pales in comparison to the art, the wonderful insta-good neighbor vibe, that it didn't really register. Of course, my bio-luminescent body odor and snot-caked pants may have moderated my experiences in the sex department. But that's just a guess.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:38 pm

...yep. things quite often aren`t exactly what you`d expect at BRC.
...and very often that is a good thing.

The best thing is that you get to make it whatever you want it to be.

Personally I`d be OK with seeing more people fucking out in the open, It`s gorgeous...but I think people are afraid of getting busted for it, as they well could I suppose.

As far as sex in an alkaline desert...It`s fabulous, but
I agree with the points about personal hygeine,

I also wouldn`t recommend the sharp cheddar cheez-wiz for body painting, it turns an eerie yellow/green with the playa dust and the pungeunt musty/cheezy smell is hard to lose with the minimal bathing facilities available.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:43 pm

Fuckâ€¦.. looks over at the case of sharp cheddar cheez-wiz

MrMullen · Post by **MrMullen** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:53 pm

If you want to attend a lecture or a seminar on sex, you're in luck. But the whole sex scene is pretty tame or so very underground or it so pales in comparison to the art, the wonderful insta-good neighbor vibe, that it didn't really register.

About the absolutely best way it can be put. There is a lot of stuff that goes on but you won't know about it unless you know the right people or stumble on the right stuff at the right time. The main reason for this is the Single Creepy Guy Effect. Having worked the Critical Tits After Party and having been in a camp that held the Canadian Beaver Eating Contest, it is very important to keep the Creepy Single Guys out.

The absolutely best stuff is not advertised at all until a couple of hours before the event. Some of it is very well organized and some of it is not at all. Just wonder around the Adult section of Burningman and be nice and non creepy and you may get invited.

montana wildhack · Post by **montana wildhack** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:09 pm

mmmmm eViLLe.....have i got a goat cheese and pesto offer for you!!

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:49 pm

I limit activity to making out - love making out. I have a few mates that dont really care, and would hit anything if offered. A little to scary for me.

later

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:15 pm

Look I am not saying burning man is all about the sex I just want to know some of the interesting shit to get me and my wifey excited you know?

Come on people must have some more stories

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:57 pm

Lord - if your into kinkyness youll find it, heres a lineup of what I have personally seen.

1. Key parties
2. Orgies of various magnitude
3. swapping tents

and my favorite the -

4. Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest - you and your partner perform, and are judged on technique, style and performance.

check out the handbill thats mooped at the entry gate. Tons more is listed, even more is spontaneous.

later have fun

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:29 pm

HAHAHAH see THAT is the kind of stuff I was looking for. My girlfriend is going to laugh so much I bet she makes me practice.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:15 pm

The Big O for breakfast.

But sex is more a distraction from the important stuff going on.
Not a criticism really.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:29 pm

mdmf007 wrote: 1. Key parties

Keys?
What keys?

________________________

What do you see?
Wonderful things.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 am

montana wildhack wrote:have i got a goat cheese and pesto offer for you!!

...this would be a wonderful ice-breaking statement on the playa to bring prospects into your camp for some celebratory oral gratification.

...Mmmmmmmmm. Ba a a a by !

...maybe a little extra olive oil on the side
to drizzle on those fabulous bisccottis ?

my mind races with the possibilities ...

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:35 am

Gyre - a key party involves some sort of lock, and bowl of keys partners grab a key and then find their partner. Ive heard of hotel keys being used, but in the absence of hotels I have seen little locks worn as jewlery with corresponding keys

later

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:59 am

I know what a key party is where people carry keys.
But if no one is carrying keys, does someone bring a set of locks and keys?

Might as well go back to the traditional method used before car keys.
You know, drawing names.

The only key I saw on the playa were the ones Scotto was giving out.
And the only lock that opens is for a boom tube straight from your home to the playa.

The tiny lock thing is cute though.

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:21 am

i creep through multidimensional perspectives
and declared length of banishment to be returned
10fold

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:46 am

whats up with your sig picture

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:47 am

center o'the sun

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:09 pm

I meant the adam and eve icon looking picture

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:13 pm

so did i...

i intrepreted your communication was asking for me to give you
a mental interpretation of it...

to me it is symbolic of an archetypal way of relating
most similar to what goes on
in the center of the sun

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:18 pm

mayavin wrote:symbolic of an archetypal way of relating
most similar to what goes on
in the center of the sun

clouded with mystery...

of course

mayavin · Post by **mayavin** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:23 pm

<drops>

the fire elf · Post by **the fire elf** » Tue May 01, 2007 12:28 pm

Famous Indian hunter and naturalist Jim Corbett
described an incident where two tigers fought and killed
a large bull elephant.
The elephant was probably disturbing a mating pair,
and that lead to a long fight.
The tigers were known not to eat the dead elephant.

LordBarkin · Post by **LordBarkin** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:11 pm

tigers remind me of the untold mysteries of burning man sexuality

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:28 pm

Why settle for Bull Elephant when you`ve got some
hot kitty love right there in the den...

And, I`m not sure about the pesto but
I bet there would have been a totally different outcome if that elephant
wouldn`t have been such a hard-ass, and had shown up bearing a gift of goat cheese.

completely different outcome.

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