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Modify your Body

Postby SED » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:45 am

If I could, I'd add a prehensile tail, opposable thumbs on my feet, fangs and a ridge of poisonous spikes running down my back.

I think I'd like to be green, too.
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Postby Last Real Burner » Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:16 am

DONE!


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Postby SED » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:18 pm

Actually, I'm a banana.
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Postby Wind_Borne » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:36 pm

May I have retractable gossamer wings suitable for hovering and high-speed flight, please. I envision wonderful benefits in transportation, recreation, and sex ("come fly with me...").
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Postby Wind_Borne » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:41 pm

Oh, yeah... and I wouldn't have to worry about parking in the city.

I might have to worry about the Patriot Act. Note to self: be careful flying around power plants, football games, and Crawford Texas.
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Postby Sanjanaclouds » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:16 pm

A set of gills would be nice, I'd love to be able to swim the seven seas as oposded to sail them.
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Postby Wind_Borne » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:26 pm

Gliding along at 200 feet somewhere over the Pacific I see Sanjanaclouds gliding along below the broad swells.
"Hi, Sanjanaclouds"
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Postby Stranger in a StrangeLand » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:36 pm

I want telescoping arms so that I don't have to get out of my chair to get something out of the kitchen, I really want a beer but I'm too lazy to get up.
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Postby Zane5100 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:37 pm

...a telescopic penis?
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Postby Chai Guy » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:43 pm

..a telescopic penis?



Mine already shrinks down for easy transport when not in use, but how about a detachable penis?
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Postby Zane5100 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:46 pm

Chai Guy wrote:Mine already shrinks down for easy transport when not in use, but how about a detachable penis?


No thanks. I have a hard enough time keeping track of my car keys.
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Postby Sanjanaclouds » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:52 pm

Wind_Borne wrote:Gliding along at 200 feet somewhere over the Pacific I see Sanjanaclouds gliding along below the broad swells.
"Hi, Sanjanaclouds"


While exploring the ocean depths, I look up, smile, and wave fondly to Wind Borne soaring above. “Hello”.
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Postby Wind_Borne » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:53 pm

..a telescopic penis?


how about a detachable penis?


How about reversible. Hmmm, shall I be male today, or female?
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Postby Zane5100 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:54 pm

Wind_Borne wrote:
..a telescopic penis?


how about a detachable penis?


How about reversible. Hmmm, shall I be male today, or female?


Now there's an idea...
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Postby Raheer » Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:02 pm

I'm going along with Sanjanaclouds. I would love to get gills. But more importantly, I want elven ears. Indeed, I'm considering actually going to the trouble of getting cosmetic surgery to get them....

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Postby madmatt » Mon Dec 15, 2003 2:36 pm

Chai Guy wrote:
...how about a detachable penis?
Oh yeah, I see my girlfriend getting her hands on it, then it's all over for me.
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Postby TwizzlerNinja » Wed Dec 17, 2003 1:11 pm

I think I'd go the wing route as well. But more like bat wings. And a pair of retractible horns for when I'm feeling devilish. And cat eyes so I could see in extremely low light conditions. While we're at it, give me markings like a cheetah!
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Postby redathena » Mon Jan 05, 2004 1:47 am

I'd give my self cat ears and a really long tongue. And maybe even sticky glands on my fingers so that I could climb on walls. And then I'd save the world!!!
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Postby unjonharley » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:52 am

Chai Guy wrote:


Mine already shrinks down for easy transport when not in use, but how about a detachable penis?[/quote]


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Yup.

Postby Rob the Wop » Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:48 am

20" penis, 18" legs, 44" bright red bald ass. Large 80" wingspan bat wings and huge bulging eyes. Just to show folks at my high school reunion that I made something of myself.
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So many options

Postby Jackanapegirl » Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:29 am

I would have to go along with the wing idea myself, but I would want some angel wings, HUGE angel wings. I would want elf ears and cat eyes. Im sure I could think of more hehe
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Postby robotland » Mon Jan 05, 2004 12:27 pm

....try rolling the front part of the top of your ear in, and under- A liberal application of spirit gum will hold it in place- It creates a natural-looking point if you've got relatively stock ears......(weird explanation, sorry. Just try it in the mirror and see.) Latex will hold it too, but you have to hold on until it dries and it's not as strong. If you keep all of the adhesive up inside the results are so natural-looking that you can really freak out your barber!!
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Postby SED » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:52 pm

Finally, a useful hint.
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