APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:11 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

This needs to be reposted AGAIN...bwaahaha

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:59 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:
EL Wire wrote:Dear mister K.Buck have you had time to look through the forms yet??
Norway are waiting in their pyjamas.
Dang! Thanks for the reminder!!!!! I'll be sending them back to Norway in a day or two!!!

and now in SCALE!!!!:Dang! Thanks for the reminder!!!!! I'll be sending them back to Norway in a day or two!!!

FORMS??? you want FORMS??? check out this site, there are about 2000 USDeptOfDefense forms here

http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/info ... s1-499.htm

this is just the first 500 on the top are links to more

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Association of Satellite States Department Of Mayhem

Oslo Spy · Post by **Oslo Spy** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:04 pm

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:37 pm

With the growing number of kids coming to Burning Man, there has to be a way to protect them from all the nudity and sexual free expression found at this event.

Sex and violence, sex and violence, sex and violence....we are all so sick of all this sex. Kids should be exposed to violence and violence only. We all know that but what practical steps are we taking?????

As parents, it is the obligation of every Burner to check their child in to the Apokiliptika Day Kare and Montessori (formerly known as the "Reeducation and Torture Center") for a day of fun filled concentration kamp fun while mom and dad prance about naked with fucking feathers coming out of every orifice and some makeup on their face.

While we are always looking for fun new programs, here are a few planned for 2007 BM:

- Hand grenade disassembly...the SAFE way.
- How to put a Claymore inside a Barney doll.
- 20 ways to bend a leg.
- "Shower with the Weitzmans"
- Crematoriums "behind the scenes" tour.
- How to run with an unsheathed bayonet.
- Why turning mommy and daddy in to the Sekret Police is the right thing to do!
- Cat torture.
- Russian mines in the Playground.
- Celebrate kids with differences by killing them.
- Guard dog bite care.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:33 pm

and toys

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:36 pm

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:44 am

AP, BLACK ROCK CITY â€” May 25, 2007â€” In a special announcement, Kernul Killbuck held a press conference to report that Apokiliptika has been awarded the contract for trash-fence safety perimeter enforcement. This was a surprise to current analysts who were predicting this contract would normally follow historical placement within the Black Rock and BLM Rangers. "This is a strong show of confidence the Burningman LLC has placed with us," the Kernul said, "and with due dilligance we now issue orders for our M1 Abrams support unit!"

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:02 am

"This is a real boon for us" the kernul continued, "...and we expect to be able to start a bid process for very lucritive contracts."

Asked whether it was true that Moop Taxes would be imposed, the Kernul was a bit less forthcoming, but did offer a hint when he replied, "... we are not talking about taxes here... taxes are unpopular. We prefer to think of these as priviledge fees, ah... sorta like moop commodities.... but we'll drop that bomb later, ok?"

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:12 am

"CAUTION: tanks in mirror are closer than they appear."

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:04 pm

We at the Kastapo HQ agree komlpetely with Spectabillis. Though most of us are in management, we do have very hard working, unionized Truth Extractors who are very much in demand.

If they get stuck on moop detail, it just isn't right.

Some enforcement is required.

The Truth Extractor's ARE willing to assist in encouraging others to do their part.

StÃ¼rmbahnfÃ¼hrer Roosevelt

Major Roosevelt · Post by **Major Roosevelt** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:05 pm

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:52 pm

Tank for sale! Check out the "free stuff" section of the Chicago craigslist.com. There's some paintballers that were turning a 1980 Bronco into a tank. They gave up I guess. Good opertunity for someone. Already has roll bars and it seems the body is already taken off. Add a howitzer and your golden.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:25 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:27 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:23 pm

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:44 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:27 pm

GREAT!!!!

Bigger, Bigger!

Just an observation- but APOK has indeed (shamelessly) started the eplaya original art posting thing.... I never saw it before that(or actually very rarely). PLEASE keep it coming! I have (no kidding) near 1,000 images saved as a result of this... from all over! Somehow, there MUST be a way of curating this sort ot thing. Ya see... the web is the new gallery-- it's so accessible, and democratic... everyone with the tech access is a contributor. Dang, sorta neeto, eh?

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:41 pm

Biggerred, as directed:

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:43 pm

YO!!!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:38 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 27, 2007 5:16 am

Yes-- our fallen Komrades.....

That one is awesome!!!

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Sun May 27, 2007 4:52 pm

Yes remember your fallen comrades and pray for the ones that are yet to come, for the numbers will great....

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:49 pm

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:00 pm

Let's keep things in perspective here, vis a vis, Devourer and Victim..

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:17 pm

I'm sorry; by 'vis a vis', I meant, "in regards to". I forgot that you don't have books and such down there.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 27, 2007 7:44 pm

Oh be nice they have books... used to keep doors open and to smash those nasty bugs they got.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:25 pm

...they have doors? Don't they live in straw huts in the jungle? With the pygmies and such?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:41 pm

Nope... those are the Norwegians.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:43 am

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:32 am

APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

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