The Bar

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:40 pm

Not with the Bloody Marys, I hope - I'm drinking those!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:13 pm

Hey folks.

I need an extra large beer. A couple of 40s would do nicely.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:24 pm

two 40's of Schlitz Malt Liquor, here ya go...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:28 pm

Perfecto!

Thanks. Everything OK out there?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:41 pm

I noticed the several hours delay after Mozy's post..... felt it was safe now after you all got in line!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:45 pm

Are you worried about some sort of plot?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:06 pm

I am always worried about plots!!!

I live by plots... dream of plots.... I plot plots...

Stalin's Grave is a Communist Plot you know...

Yadda yadda...

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:55 pm

Stalin's Grave is a Communist Plot you know...

Stalin faked his death because he got tired of all the publicity!

B.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:21 pm

I heard that he is sharing an apartment with Elvis.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:41 pm

Gosh!!!!!!!

I think it's almost time for us to be together!!!!!!!

For our little meaning-less time together in the most Brutal place on Earth!!!

And for only a week!!!!... Out of a whole Year........ How could you all pay attention for that long?????..........

But, if you are like me.............

You Dream............ And Live....... For being together SOON!!!!

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MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:50 am

*Juke Box comes on*

On my Plane to Black Rock
passengers sit row to row
The Flight staff served PBR with Bacon
And Then I heard the turbine go
Yeah ...

Out of my window was the sunset,
On the wing a funny glow,
Then my seat started rattling,
Assured that wasnâ€™t part of the show,

So i started to dance,
Without wearing no seatbelt
So i started to dance,
Without wearing no life vest,
I started to dance..

My plane noise went down,
I heard the pilot talk regrets,
But the people didnâ€™t panic,
They just all, stared at me,

And they started to dance,
Without wearing no seatbelts,
we all started to dance,
Without wearing no life vest,
We all started to dance,

It was quiet a ride.

So i started to dance,
Without wearing no seatbelts
So i started to dance,
Without wearing no life vest,
I started to dance..

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:45 pm

Dude, you're flying. Here

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:50 pm

Throws life vest out the window. HA!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:25 pm

Just back from abother bar. Had threew 22 ouncers of smething called 120W60. Strong stuff. Can I get a water?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:24 pm

Water, here ya go...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:26 pm

Here ya go Sput..... It's almost water..........

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:28 pm

http://www.dlc.fi/~frog/wavs/farted.wav

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:31 pm

So are ya makin it to the playa this year Heli?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:39 pm

...unknown at this point in time...

Things that will prevent the occurence
Inability to aquire:
money for ticket
a cat sitter
gas money
food money
a date for the event

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:39 pm

PBR works. It is almost water after all.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:41 pm

I see 3 real reasons that can keep you from attending Heli, but a date and food money seem silly.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:42 pm

well, hell.... charge it all, and bring the pussy along!..... problem solved!....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:45 pm

Can't charge anything, no cards anymore. And the date thing, it's important to me.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:48 pm

OK...man...whatever you need. I'm reasonably certain that finding a 'date' would not be a problem for you.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:02 pm

It seems like the "cat sitter" and "Date" issues could be mutually solvent, given a slight change in standards, some strategic shaving and careful application of lipstick.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:13 am

It's never too early for a Campari.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:37 am

WEEEEEEE!!
Great News...Titwi and I Bought a house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:49 am

pinemom wrote:WEEEEEEE!!
Great News...Titwi and I Bought a house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

congrats!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:14 am

Good news!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:14 pm

Welcome to the landed class PM and TITWI.