Anyone work for Microsoft?

All things outside of Burning Man.
Post Reply
User avatar
Dork
Posts: 2065
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:01 pm
Location: Las Vegas

Anyone work for Microsoft?

Post by Dork » Fri May 18, 2007 10:41 am

I made it through the phone/email interview gauntlet and have been invited to fly in for an in person interview. Still not sure how I feel about working for them or about moving to Redmond, but I can't find anything decent locally.

Has anyone here worked for them? Any comments on the work environment? Will my Mac head friends stone me to death?

User avatar
mdmf007
Moderator
Posts: 5340
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:32 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Camp Name: ESD
Location: my computer

Post by mdmf007 » Fri May 18, 2007 11:17 am

I have tons of friends that work there and they love it. Microsoft seems to have a love / hate following.

As far as I can see they treat their employeed fairly, compensate well, have tons of perks, and nice offices.

They also expect loyalty, privacy and intellectual property rights.

good luck
One of the Meanie Greenies (Figjam 2013)

User avatar
Box Burner
Posts: 5803
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 2:33 am
Location: Kentucky

Post by Box Burner » Fri May 18, 2007 11:18 am

Yep. You will probably get stoned. Where rare you flying to for your interview?
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

.

User avatar
DVD Burner
Posts: 11031
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:09 am
Burning Since: 1986
Camp Name: White Trash Camp
Contact:

Post by DVD Burner » Fri May 18, 2007 11:23 am

I worked for them in 92 through 94 about.

It was really a ton of fun.

I have no idea how it it is now but I would imagine it is still a lot of fun.

Dont worry about the Macheads. You will be well protected.

Plus they take real good care of you for years after you leave them.

This I know personally.

Go for it I say.

P.S. I'd worry about the Linux and Unix heads myself.

:P :lol:

User avatar
Dork
Posts: 2065
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:01 pm
Location: Las Vegas

Post by Dork » Fri May 18, 2007 11:27 am

The interview is in Redmond, just outside Seattle. I may drive over though, depending on what the "recruiting coordinator" has to say.

Archantael
Posts: 472
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:29 pm

Post by Archantael » Fri May 18, 2007 11:33 am

I have two friends there and they love it. I've never heard them complain about their work and that's pretty rare in my book. Good luck with your interview!

User avatar
Box Burner
Posts: 5803
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 2:33 am
Location: Kentucky

Post by Box Burner » Fri May 18, 2007 11:33 am

There is a microsoft presence Here in Salt Lake City too. I hope your interview goes well.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

.

User avatar
Dork
Posts: 2065
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:01 pm
Location: Las Vegas

Post by Dork » Fri May 18, 2007 2:46 pm

Thanks all! It's all very up in the air. I'm actually a little surprised it's gone as far as it has - I'm really underqualified in certain areas and have pointed that out during the phone calls, but that only seems to encourage them :)

User avatar
mdmf007
Moderator
Posts: 5340
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:32 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Camp Name: ESD
Location: my computer

Post by mdmf007 » Fri May 18, 2007 4:56 pm

If telling them your underqualified impresses them - tell them you are underpaid as well!!!!!!

later
One of the Meanie Greenies (Figjam 2013)

User avatar
Sensei
Posts: 2878
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:56 pm
Location: Seattle

Post by Sensei » Fri May 18, 2007 5:16 pm

I work in Redmond, right next door to MS.

Beware the commute from Seattle. The only way I manage it is because I work (a sort of) swing shift.

User avatar
MikeVDS
Posts: 1899
Joined: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:10 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Camp Name: Tiki Fuckos
Location: Tiki Fuckos, Upland CA
Contact:

Post by MikeVDS » Fri May 18, 2007 9:11 pm

Here are some interview questions taken from M.S. interviews. It's a great riddle site too if anyone is interested. And they don't post the answers but they are the types of riddles that you either know or you don't. No guessing.

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/riddle ... soft.shtml

You probably won't see the same questions, but they are fun and might give you some insight if they ask you a seemingly strange question or two.

Toolmaker
Posts: 2511
Joined: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:44 pm

Post by Toolmaker » Fri May 18, 2007 9:49 pm

I know 2 folks.. they both hate the company but love their co-workers and their paychecks. Yes your Mac friends will disembowel you.. possibly torture you first.. than stone you to death. Good luck with the interview.
This account has been closed as demanded by Wedeliver.

Archantael
Posts: 472
Joined: Tue Oct 14, 2003 10:29 pm

Post by Archantael » Sat May 19, 2007 6:47 am

Before committing to any position I highly recommend a stop by Salary.com. Partly free, partly a pay site, the free tools have made a huge difference for my girlfriend and I when we switched jobs this year. For her it gave an accurate snapshot of what others in her line of work were getting not just in KC but in other cities where the company has branches...and having that info boosted her salary substantially. Think New York pay scales with a midwestern cost of living...it made a major difference. And for myself their info was worth an additional 6K.

User avatar
mdmf007
Moderator
Posts: 5340
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:32 pm
Burning Since: 1996
Camp Name: ESD
Location: my computer

Post by mdmf007 » Sat May 19, 2007 11:43 am

wouldnt worry about mac users, since they only represent 8-12% of market share, PC users outnumber em 10:1 - Of course Mac users are all fanatics so they make wuite a bit more noise. lol
later
One of the Meanie Greenies (Figjam 2013)

Toolmaker
Posts: 2511
Joined: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:44 pm

Post by Toolmaker » Sat May 19, 2007 9:30 pm

mdmf007 wrote:wouldnt worry about mac users, since they only represent 8-12% of market share, PC users outnumber em 10:1 - Of course Mac users are all fanatics so they make wuite a bit more noise. lol
later
With Vista that marketshare may continue to grow. I was always keen on the Mac fanatics.. especially Steve Jobs.. bastard that he was gettin folks to work 100 hours a week or more he was the first software pirate. Gates just marketed better. Funny how one seemingly small decision to let some geek in your lab can turn out. If not for Jobs himself he might be where Bill is now.
This account has been closed as demanded by Wedeliver.

Steven bradford
Posts: 351
Joined: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:29 pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:

Post by Steven bradford » Sun May 20, 2007 1:26 am

Odd how easily people forget who sells the most popular 3rd party software for the Mac. Heh-- that'd make a good quiz question.

It used to be, and I imagine it's still true, that they have a morning interview and an optional afternoon interview. The point is to get that after noon interview, usually with some of the people you'll be working with. Don't know if that's still the way they do it though...
Steve

Paint or Be Painted
http://www.seanet.com/~bradford/Body_Painting_Technique.html

User avatar
gyre
Posts: 15457
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:01 pm
Location: ΦάÏ

Post by gyre » Sun May 20, 2007 2:00 am

I know someone with them.
Still travels a lot.
Still uses a mac. Shhhhhhh.
"Everything is more wonderful when you do it with a car, don't you think?"
-girl by the fire, watching a tree moved by car bumper in the bonfire

It would be a shame if I had to resort to self-deception to preserve my faith in objective reality.

User avatar
DVD Burner
Posts: 11031
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:09 am
Burning Since: 1986
Camp Name: White Trash Camp
Contact:

Post by DVD Burner » Sun May 20, 2007 4:23 am

Steven bradford wrote:Odd how easily people forget who sells the most popular 3rd party software for the Mac. Heh-- that'd make a good quiz question.

It used to be, and I imagine it's still true, that they have a morning interview and an optional afternoon interview. The point is to get that after noon interview, usually with some of the people you'll be working with. Don't know if that's still the way they do it though...
Excellent advise.

This is very true. I forgot about that.

User avatar
Dork
Posts: 2065
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:01 pm
Location: Las Vegas

Post by Dork » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:36 pm

Okay, that was an interesting learning experience. I made it to interview 4, but #3 was pure hell. Every question assumed a deep knowlege of Microsoft process I don't have, and anything I said that didn't fit that model would set him off. I should have refused to answer the questions as asked instead of trying to attempt to figure out what he was trying to get me to say.

He gave me a whiteboard programming test, which all the websites say they don't do anymore. I came up with a very elegant solution in about 30 seconds using a regular expression, but he said I couldn't use any "helper functions" which I took to mean he didn't know what a regular expression is. I came up with a crude solution going through the input one character at a time, as instructed, but he kept interrupting and wouldn't let me finish because it didn't follow several other rules that are a part of the test, but he forgot to tell me about.

Oh well, the search continues...

User avatar
Box Burner
Posts: 5803
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 2:33 am
Location: Kentucky

Post by Box Burner » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:17 pm

I would not worry about it. The Microsoft bussiness model has very, very low rankings for integrity and honesty. IMHO. Not that I think that affects all of their employees. I do hope you find something soon though.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --- Σωκράτης

.

User avatar
Nick Collide
Posts: 769
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:21 pm
Location: Booby Bar - Terminal City BM 2011

Post by Nick Collide » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:54 pm

I don't know a whole lot about how the business world does things, but in the state system (Utah's, anyway) they often ask inane questions not because they are looking for the right answer - if there even is one - but because they want to see how you work under stress. :?

Maybe that was what was happening there?

User avatar
Dork
Posts: 2065
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2004 6:01 pm
Location: Las Vegas

Post by Dork » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:19 pm

Nick Collide wrote:I don't know a whole lot about how the business world does things, but in the state system (Utah's, anyway) they often ask inane questions not because they are looking for the right answer - if there even is one - but because they want to see how you work under stress. :?

Maybe that was what was happening there?
I didn't get that vibe from this guy. Mostly I sensed that he really didn't want to be there. I'm not sure if he decided he didn't like me before I got there, or if he just didn't want to interview anyone. It might be that he just isn't good at that type of thing. Or maybe I'm just mad at myself for performing poorly and am taking it out on him. Either way, it was a little weird to be in an environment where almost everyone had never worked anywhere else. Other than the last guy, everyone I met had gone there straight out of college and most had been an intern before that.

User avatar
Nick Collide
Posts: 769
Joined: Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:21 pm
Location: Booby Bar - Terminal City BM 2011

Post by Nick Collide » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:36 pm

Well, like I said, the only thing I know about the business world is what I pick up from watching "The Office" (both the British and American versions). :lol:

However it works out, I wish you good luck in finding a career you can find enjoyment and satisfaction rather than just a job that pays the bills.

User avatar
Green Wood
Posts: 197
Joined: Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:05 pm
Location: Somewhere beyond the Rainbow

Post by Green Wood » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:25 pm

I spend so much time working on Window's flaws that I should be getting paid from them.

Remember to put in your own secret holes in the programs- Dork.

This way if they fire you without provocation you can take them down!!!!
I might be green, but I can burn brite with the help of my playa friends!

User avatar
gyre
Posts: 15457
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:01 pm
Location: ΦάÏ

Post by gyre » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:35 pm

Apparently all microsoftware comes with holes anyway.

User avatar
DVD Burner
Posts: 11031
Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:09 am
Burning Since: 1986
Camp Name: White Trash Camp
Contact:

Post by DVD Burner » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:25 pm

gyre wrote:Apparently all microsoftware comes with holes anyway.
And easter eggs. :x

Post Reply

Return to “Open Discussion”