Association of Socialist and Satellite States

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:27 am

Your excellency, may I be so forward as to ask for you permission to post here a recent image of the secret weapon of Club Verboten? I speak of none other than the State Mobile Observation Unit #17!

I ask merely to watch our enemies cower and pull their little girl braids over their shameful eyes.

Glory to the people! The party is always right!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:22 am

Ah Comrade,By all means unveil this mighty Gift to The People.Little will they know by a mere image what paranoia and delight SMOU 17 offers up to the workers and artists of Black Rock City.

However we must revise your post slightly for our records.This is not a Club Verboten vehicle.Yes it is true SMOU will be parked at CV but only because our State owns the(now worthless)title.SMOU 17 could not possibly exist without comrades from your own LabWerks,Booby Bar and Androids Basement.No Comrade,this belongs to The People,Via The State,through the amazing and historic work of members of our alliance.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:47 am

DJmoYst wrote:
zorro sings wrote:With your approval we shall send out a delegation of low ranking party hacks,various lackeys and a stooge or two to personally report to President a'Vie on the conditions and fraternal hospitality they encountered at Camp Twazed.
this seems to follow closely to the classless society of socialism; i will most likely relate more with those "low ranking party hacks,various lackeys and a stooge or two" than so called "President a'Via" so send them all, not just the few.

We are more than happy to spread the wealth.

Comrade,Through a unanimous vote by the 12 Person Provisional and Institutional Military Emergency Council,chaired by His Excellency President a'Vie Omar Suarez,we must decline the invitation for now.

If we did as you suggested and "send them all"there would be nothing left here but The Ruling Bodies.More importantly we would be tempting them, through your offer of"wealth",to betray their own sworn beliefs and mottos in selfless service to the Popular Masses.

Diplomatic protocal also seems to have been rejected by your upstart and nascent camp.His Excellency salutes the firebrand spirit of this revolutionary act.It reminds him of his youth.However certain formalities are a custom in our lands and we care not if others do not understand them as we do.

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:22 am

you spirit and perseverance peaks my interest.

i would like to request an audience with you and your council on common ground for a drink and a slice of pie.

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:28 am

zorro sings wrote:
DJmoYst wrote:
zorro sings wrote:With your approval we shall send out a delegation of low ranking party hacks,various lackeys and a stooge or two to personally report to President a'Vie on the conditions and fraternal hospitality they encountered at Camp Twazed.
this seems to follow closely to the classless society of socialism; i will most likely relate more with those "low ranking party hacks,various lackeys and a stooge or two" than so called "President a'Via" so send them all, not just the few.

We are more than happy to spread the wealth.
Comrade,Through a unanimous vote by the 12 Person Provisional and Institutional Military Emergency Council,chaired by His Excellency President a'Vie Omar Suarez,we must decline the invitation for now.

If we did as you suggested and "send them all"there would be nothing left here but The Ruling Bodies.More importantly we would be tempting them, through your offer of"wealth",to betray their own sworn beliefs and mottos in selfless service to the Popular Masses.

Diplomatic protocal also seems to have been rejected by your upstart and nascent camp.His Excellency salutes the firebrand spirit of this revolutionary act.It reminds him of his youth.However certain formalities are a custom in our lands and we care not if others do not understand them as we do.

I apologize for my brothers lack of diplomatic protocol, one must remeber he is a virgen and also the artistic branch of the brothers twazed (we all know how touchy artists are).
Allow me, as Ambassador de Twazed, to officialy extend an invitation to the Ruling Body of the Association of Socialist and Satellite States. This meeting will include an exchange of ideals, liqour, and any other party favors deemed necessary by the confrence attendees.
We look forward to a long and probably inebriated friendship with our friends of the ASSS

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:41 am

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!

what did i say about the twazed?

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?

oh, you've gone and done it now, 50 lightsabres dripping in blood are rocking your way with a wagon train of fine sippin' tequila and...

well..

..i think we covered this already...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:39 pm

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Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:47 pm

â€œWhy do not do you, guys forget all this mad socialist propagatioâ€

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:58 pm

Peacekeepers wrote:GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!

what did i say about the twazed?

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?

oh, you've gone and done it now, 50 lightsabres dripping in blood are rocking your way with a wagon train of fine sippin' tequila and...

well..

..i think we covered this already...

As a lightsabre master trained by yoda himself I say,
BRING IT ON!

just let me put down this blunt first.

Peace, Love, and Twazed

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:22 pm

Comrade Itwazed,We apologize for the remarks of Peacekeeper on this peace loving thread.His threats are to be paid no mind as he most likely has other concerns on his mind.

His Excellency appreciates the frank and candid self crticism concerning your brothers rash actions.Such a gesture burnishes your revolutionary credentials in our eyes.

Our Bureaucrats are,at this time working feverishly attempting to translate into our language the term"phat blunt".It seems important as we note it often in your communiques.We will issue a Statement of Camp Recognition upon completion of this matter.

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:20 pm

Im glad I could bring a quick end to any possible misunderstandings that could lead to any kind of hostilities. first because were a small camp of three vs what will be the terminal city and second because youll probably have quite a few kick ass bars that I dont want to be banned from until ive at least groped a couple of your socialist hotties (left wing extremist women are always sexy).

As for Peacekeeper..i tend not to take anyone seriously until theyve at least shared a round or two with me....or at least taken a swing.

ohh yeah and to help with the phat chronic blunt
phat: excellent, beyond good, the best
chronic: MARY JANE
blunt: come by Camp de la Twazed and find out.

Peace, Love, and Twazed

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:55 am

Im glad I could bring a quick end to any possible misunderstandings that could lead to any kind of hostilities. first because were a small camp of three vs what will be the terminal city TVC Is over 100 strong and second because youll probably have quite a few kick ass bars
Oh you dont even know the half of it that I dont want to be banned from until ive at least groped a couple of your socialist hotties (left wing extremist women are always sexy). You are stupid arnt you, you worry about our Bouncers...wait till you meet our WOMEN!
As for Peacekeeper..i tend not to take anyone seriously until theyve at least shared a round or two with me....or at least taken a swing.

ohh yeah and to help with the phat chronic blunt
phat: excellent, beyond good, the best
chronic: MARY JANE
blunt: come by Camp de la Twazed and find out.
BMORG, really really doesnt like reference to illegal substances!

Peace, Love, and Twazed

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:56 am

now, now...theres no need to call anyone stupid...you can call me ignorant, self centered, even sally...but stupid just goes way to far...and last time time i checked wasnt pissing of BMORG a fave burner past time....ohh yeah and I like it rough

Peace, Love, and Twazed

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:10 am

itwazed.... YER STUPID! naw itwazed you are one of the if not the most intelligent individuals i have come across. I love him like a brother. *hahah*

zorro... my sincerest apologies for comments taken as rash. only meant in the spirit of sarcasms.

pinemom... in reference to brother itwazed... oh we will meet your woman!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:57 am

Sally?

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:35 am

well you can only call me sally after my 5th tequila shot

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:10 pm

(To quote one of our forefÃ¼hrers...)

Um Hmmmmm.....

(And those who know know of what I speak.)

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:04 pm

Mmmmmm... Sally and Moist........ sounds perfect for the tank Girl Interrogatrix squad......

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:38 pm

4 1 thing its moYst.... with out the y it loses all meaning and its now SallyTwazed

remember to use jelly or syrup...

MMMMMMMMM

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 5:18 pm

Or is it TwazedSally..... Mmmmm.... inquiring minds want to know......Or not.....

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:57 pm

well as ive had no tequila shots its still iTwazed.... now if somebody starts pourin they can call me whatever they want.. except momma..im def not anybodies momma.

pyke · Post by **pyke** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:05 am

DJmoYst wrote:pinemom... in reference to brother itwazed... oh we will meet your woman!

Perhaps you meant women? The People will be represented by a most wonderful array of the fairer sex (all other things being equal of course). And they will most certainly arrange for your immediate DOOM if you do not please them in some way. And as for the bouncers - I can attest from personal knowledge that they will be professional, efficient, and utterly ruthless in the service of the State.

pyke · Post by **pyke** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:11 am

I profess to know not what has been played on the Playa in preceeding years, but an appropriate selection occurs to me:

"Children of the Sun" from Billy Thorpe

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:29 am

them to.....

"brothers Twazed' comes with a satisfaction guarantee sure to please your women all ways respectful and some not so much.

as for your "bouncers"

The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong.

George Bidault

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:34 am

Never wrestle a wrestler.

Boards donâ€™t hit back.

-Bruce Lee

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:36 am

i only wrestle naked...

boards dont, but rakes do, when you step on them the wrong way

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:44 am

Comrade Pyke,Thank you for returning to the topic at hand.Aussie legend Billy Thorpe.Excellent.It shall be played.More requests!

Comrades Twazed,It seems you have learned quickly,by hijacking threads at will,how to make your camp name and cause recognizable to The People.Again,without knowing it but being a natural instinct,you have incorporated elements of the Killbuck Line.

Therefore Comrades of The Association of Socialist and Satellite States allow me to propose the following:In light of the progressive and revolutionary conduct and plans of Camp Twazed formal recognition with all the ceremonies that go along with it,be conferred on our chronic comrades.

How say the States?????

Of course you realize that you must deal with Apokoliptika on your own and that may be somewhat more challenging.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:52 am

Machine Gun. Live version, Jimi Hendrix.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:31 am

Very keen observation......Omar......

They are beginning to look like ASS'S..... Very similar to the rest of us....

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:24 am

Better to look like an ASSS than to smell like one,

May this be
Love or just
Confusion born out of
Frustration wracked
Feelings - of not
Being able to
Make true physical
Love to the
Universal gypsy queen
True, free expressed music
Darling guitar please
Rest. amen

May Gi be with you.