Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed May 30, 2007 4:11 am

Have you done a barbie the vampyre slayer yet?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:32 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:I am open for suggestions on more "imaginative" ways to dispose of our Barbies. Right now we are contemplating making a guillotine for a "My Size Barbie" (she stands around 2 1/2 feet tall), but re-attaching her head is proving to be a logistical nightmare. Your feedback is appreciated. Any and all sick suggestions become property of the Barbiebarians.

Oh, and be sure to check out our URL (WARNING: Not Safe For Work)

http://home.comcast.net/~dtalley24/BM/BDC

Doc Pyro...use non drying modeling clay for a neck, can easily be molded to fit in neck hole and base of head, then SHLING slices and dices quite well, then just pick up clay and remold for next slicing! hehehee

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:36 am

Thanks Doc for posting your website link! Me and Becca loved going through all the pics last night.
Can't wait to see you all!!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:51 am

Pinemom, I like that idea. So it won't dry out over the course of a full week on the playa? That gives me a place to begin.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 am

I would wrap it in Cling wrap when not in use, hot desert might be equivlant of 250 oven over period of 9 days..heheee

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:25 am

The Annual ePlaya/3playa Meet & Greet has been officially listed on The Calendar page, but with no description. (My stupid cat jumped off of my lap and hit the enter key as I was composing on a seperate sheet of paper what I wanted to say. Oh well.) The description is that we will likely have over 100 people at BDC&WB (we are in Wheeeee!Ville, in all probablility on the corner of 3:30 and whatever the C Street will be called this year), and those people whom you've been flirting, fighting, sparring, jabbing, and lusting over will gather on Thursday evening from 6 p.m. until we kick you out (in 2003 that would have been sometime the next morning, but I digress) and we will eat and drink to one another. We do ask that you contribute something (i.e. ice, beer/liquor, hors d'ourves, large bags of cash). It is a lot of fun and if you are a Newbie, this is an excellent chance to strengthen your social skills and if you're a wily old veteran (hi BBSue!) then you already know what to expect. So if you intend to make it, let us know. A splendid time is guaranteed for all.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:01 pm

...wily...old...veteran... Hmmmmm.

Anyway, Lukky had another suggestion for your Be-headed Barbies: perhaps a pair of strong button magnets could be glued-in at each side of the cut (attraction sides facing each other of course). "Cut" the head off - and like magic is back on again with no fuss for the next performance...

Lifeisshort · Post by **Lifeisshort** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:29 pm

Dr Pyro,

Last year was my first burn and I fell in love with the event, the art and most of all the people. Unfortunately it was not until I returned home as a "Burning addict" that I learned of your wonderful camp. I am returning this year and bringing my partner and two very close friends. Meeting you and making a creative donation to your camp is at the top of our to do list. Take Care, we will see you in Black rock Barry, Kevin Ryan and Jen

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:02 pm

Sorry you missed us last year, but we will be in all our glory this year. Look me up personally and I'll see what I can do to have a nice tour around Black Rock City arranged for you in one of our art cars!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:35 pm

I happen to know that one of Doc's favorite wines is a white merlot. And don't spend too much money on it, the Doc is a simple man with simple tastes.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:31 pm

I love white merlot, blyslv; as long as you're buying. It costs five bucks, right?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:55 am

Just a little head's up and an update. The Annual ePlaya/3playa Meet & Greet is still scheduled for 6 p.m. Thursday at our friendly little holiday camp. It has been delisted from the Calendar of Events temporarily due to an editing snafu. It should be up any day. You will be there and you will enjoy yourselves.

And on Wednesday sometime around noon (being on Burning Man time, few things are absolute) the Annual Black Rock City World Nude Bike Ride will be passing through town and will be making a wine stop at BDC. If you would like to come over and heckle nude bicyclists, feel free.

Anyone got a large squirt gun?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:17 pm

barbie and betsy arrive at the party

oh, look crystals! should we lick them?

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:19 pm

barbie and betsy have a beverage

barbie and betsy enjoy one another's company... little did they know... they had been DRUGGED!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:20 pm

barbie and betsy pass out...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:31 pm

oh my, what evil awaits these two party girls!!!

not boy scout quality binding, yet it works.

oh my, the ladies' clothing has been torn!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:09 pm

C'mon, Joel - we're waiting for the next chapter.

LaLindaLoca · Post by **LaLindaLoca** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:36 am

I have been told by Badger and Mayfield and Sensei that this is something I cannot miss. I will be bringing with me a barbie sacrifice or two... Huzzah! ~ L3

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:45 am

barbie gets a trim!

doesn't that look nice!

oh, it is betsy's turn

owie, betsy is introduced to the awl

well, isn't that nice!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:50 am

Bravo

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:50 am

awl of me... just take awl of me.

two ladies over the proverbial barrel

smile for the camera, ladies.

just prior to shipping

and into the shipping tube you go!

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:54 am

bon voyage, ladies... enjoy Barbies Death Camp and Wine Bistro

track the ladies progress across america...

Label/Receipt Number: 0307 0020 0003 6517 4884

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LaLindaLoca · Post by **LaLindaLoca** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:00 am

Wow... you're setting the bar mighty high with the anal probe pictures...

WanderingGhost · Post by **WanderingGhost** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:38 am

Two more brave "volunteers" for the Day Spa!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Into the tube, dear bitches, once more, into the tube!

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:51 am

AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
oh my god why why why .......

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:53 am

Barbie wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
oh my god why why why .......

um, why not?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:46 am

Jota el O - The depth of your depravity is breathtaking. I bow in respect.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:58 am

Bin Noddin wrote:Jota el O - The depth of your depravity is breathtaking. I bow in respect.

aw shucks!

UNKLOYD · Post by **UNKLOYD** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:36 pm

I dont log on and post too often, but I just had to say "WOW"
The thumbtacks were a nice touch

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:48 am

Joel, I'll see to it they get a center display at our little holiday camp! Excellent work.

I think Pixar is hiring. Just sayin'.

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns!

Dear Doc

barbie and betsy party down

I be there fo sho

barbie and betsy get haircuts

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