Association of Socialist and Satellite States

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:26 am

NOBODY expects the Booby Bar Enforcers! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Booby.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

...I'll come in again.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:33 am

A humble request for Existential Blues as sung by America's Musical Pied Piper, Tom "T-Bone" Stankus.

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:42 am

surprise me with weapons of flesh and fat that are so massive i freeze in utter fear.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:51 am

Gastro-intestinal?

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:02 pm

CapSmashy wrote:NOBODY expects the Booby Bar Enforcers! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Booby.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

LOL! Excellent take Cap... Although I kind of prefer the title "Booby Bar Bouncer" - not because I want to throw anyone out of the place. I just like to bounce...well, you know...

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:12 pm

Enforcer looks so much better on the patches though.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:07 pm

Very awesome Capt!!!

Like to see what they would look like with bouncer tooo..... Choices! Choices!.......

..... Might be a fun thing I could put on stickers........

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:11 pm

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:20 pm

Whoot!..........

Sorry, Omar.... Carry on........

BTW..... I have some cool music for you, but not in hand yet........

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:33 pm

Comrade,Why the apology?Are you not a member of ASSS?Therefore you may spread Booby Bar propaganda here in any fashion you so desire.Never have the assembled masses been satiated in their thirst for even more information about the all important security measures you and your associates have discussed and illustrated.It is after all for their own good For Life..... Omar Suarez

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:49 pm

After some contemplation........

Thinking in the era of the re-emergence....... from the thoughts of "Old" to "New".......... from the thoughts of "Darkness" to "Rising of the Sun"........

I submit the following flipside musical experiments contributed by KANSAS in the 70's not ready for "prime-time"

I am hoping these can be choices presented to the people at or before dawn in the morning.... and inspires them as much as it did me.... back then....as the message does to this day.........

Icarus - Borne On Wings Of Steel Lyrics
Â» Kansas
Early in the morning sunlight
Soaring on the wings of dawn
Here I'll live and die with my wings in the sky
And I won't come down no more

Higher than a bird I'm flying
Crimson skies of ice and fire
Borne on wings of steel I have so much to feel
And I won't come down no more

Sail on, sail on, I will rise each day to meet the dawn
So high, so high
I've climbed the mountains of the sky
Without my wings you know I'd surely die
I found my freedom flyin' high
I've climbed the mountains of the sky

Floating on a cloud of amber
Searching for the rainbow's end
Earth so far below me,
I'm here alone, free
I can't come down no more

Incomudro - Hymn To The Atman Lyrics
Â» Kansas
Run a silent path to nowhere, everything is all
You could have a pleasant life if Summer had no Fall
Treat yourself so gently though the task is often hard
Man is not a God it seems, who holds the final card
Close your eyes and feel the darkness, speak and hear the sound,
We only catch a glimpse of all the life that is around,
The man is not alive who knows the value of his soul,
And when our lives are pulled away, there's more to fill the hole

I wonder what you'd think if all the changes didn't come,
For growing old is only going back to where you're from

Far beyond our senseless thoughts there lies a core of gold
Where essence of the newborn child is waiting in the old,
The Master Plan is well conceived, it's there for all to see
And each day that is spent in thought is living harmony
Reach into the depths of being, pass beyond the years,
Time is lost in stillness, where there are no hopes and fears,
Linger in the void, and like a beacon in the night
Purity will fill your soul with ever-present light

Everything you've seen is waiting patiently within
For growing old is only going back to where you've been

P.S. ..... I have the musical content....I'll bring by tomorrow........

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 4:58 pm

Nice selection with Icarus. 2 thumbs up Comrade.

Perhaps a dual themed approach with a follow up of Iron Maiden's version as well?

As the sun breaks, above the ground,
An old man stands on the hill,
As the ground warms, to the first rays of light
A birdsong shatters the still.

His eyes are ablaze,
See the madman in his gaze.

Fly, on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun.
On your way, like an eagle,
Fly touch the sun.

Now the crowd breaks and a young boy appears,
Looks the old man in the eye
As he spreads his wings and shouts at the crowd,
" In the name of God my father I'll fly! "

His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream,
Now he knows his father betrayed
Now his wings turn to ashes, to ashes his grave.

Fly, on your way, like an eagle,
Fly as high as the sun.

On your way, like an eagle,
Fly touch the sun.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:48 am

Ahhh Yes, Capt! I had forgotten about that one....

That is also a great selection for the "Dawn Patrol".....

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:01 pm

I put this somewhere else, but it still goes.
Black Sabbath played on classic strings, including harp.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:52 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:After some contemplation........

Thinking in the era of the re-emergence....... from the thoughts of "Old" to "New".......... from the thoughts of "Darkness" to "Rising of the Sun"........

I submit the following flipside musical experiments contributed by KANSAS in the 70's not ready for "prime-time"

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Ahhh...we'll get along Just Fine. Remember "Portrait (He Knew)"? Personal fave. Quasi Spinal-Tapian, looking back...but still crisp.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:09 pm

On behalf of the exiled President A'Vie Omar Suarez, I give you the triumph of The People to be known henceforth as State Mobile Observation Unit #17 (or SMOU-17). Watch and be watched.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:44 am

Thank you Comrade,Indeed The People are being served on all fronts with our Mobile Gift.All peace loving citizens of BRC should take comfort that SMOU 17 will be ever vigilant in helping to root out reactionary elements, traitors,sabateurs,and anti-party cliques.Those that would like to bring an end to the socialist utopia we find on The Playa today.We will follow their every move and,when the time is right,confront them with their crimes.

It must be noted that SMOU 17 is about 80% complete.Finishing touches and flourishes such as lights.trim and stenciling yet to come.All the fun things!

Perhaps we may solicit ideas for exterior graphic design for the skirts and sides.Designs that may inspire all who gaze upon them to redouble their efforts in service to The State.

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:29 pm

Urban Camo!!! I'm getting better at it. Coming soon to a playa near you, the mutant child of the TMV, the TPUT.

Crash Landed FROM SPACE!!!

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:48 pm

camo invaders from space?

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:33 pm

with weapons of moyst destruction

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:44 pm

Rivets

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:47 pm

dragonfly Jafe wrote:Rivets

How about 1 1/2" PVC pipe end caps with the rounded top sawed off and painted? I'm on it!

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:17 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:
dragonfly Jafe wrote:Rivets
How about 1 1/2" PVC pipe end caps with the rounded top sawed off and painted? I'm on it!

For the up and coming TPUT I am using 1/4"threadx3/4"length carriage bolts, nice and round. You can see them in my picture of Urban Camo. And they (or longer ones) can double as structural connectors when needed.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:44 pm

Yes, those wooden dowel ends work nicely too. A Killbuck trick, don't you know.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:08 am

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:25 am

As his Excellncy will now take a sabbatical in the land of Turkmanbashi he appoints Comrade Jellyfish to moderate this fortum. a'Vie! Omar Suarez

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:13 am

zorro sings wrote:As his Excellncy will now take a sabbatical in the land of Turkmanbashi he appoints Comrade Jellyfish to moderate this fortum. a'Vie! Omar Suarez

He's not kidding, gang. 'Got you covered, your Excellency.

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:01 am

i once visited turkmanbashi, i named it the land of the hairy pitted women.

Peace, Love, and Twazed

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:44 pm

* doodles out a few more psychedelic sixties tunes on a napkin *

Journey to the Center of Your Mind - Amboy Dukes

Combination of the Two - Janis Joplin / Big Brother and the Holding Company

Eight Miles High - The Byrds

Time Has Come Today - The Chambers Bothers

We Ain't Got Nothin' Yet - The Blues Magoos

Voodoo Child (Slight Return) - The Jimi Hendrix Experience

People Are Strange - The Doors

(Hmmm...better slip in a goofy one too...) Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:45 pm

Happy Boy - The Beat Farmers

hubba hubba hubba hubba, hubba!
Love your list, Nick

ETA the fifth "hubba"