The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:49 pm

orrrr
Purple Motherfucker
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Southern ComfortÂ® peach liqueur
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz DeKuyperÂ® Razzmatazz liqueur
1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz 7-UpÂ® soda
Combine vodka, southern comfort, amaretto, razzmatazz and sour mix in a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Shake, and pour into a collins glass. Top with 7-up, and serve.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:49 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Everpurple
1 oz EverclearÂ® alcohol
6 oz ginger ale
1 scoop grape juice concentrate
1 handful ice
Add everclear, muddle in grape juice concentrate then add ginger ale and ice.

Wow. Yer gonna have to put me right to bed after I finish that. And lookee here - you brought me a bed, too!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:52 pm

bed I..I was just a just a.... Ok I was.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:55 pm

Ok then you pick

Allison's Purple Nurple
Edward's Purple Medicine
Everpurple
Flying Purple Squirrel
Frozen Purple Peedinker
Furry Purple Squirrel
Heidi's Purple Haze
Neutered Purple Squirrel
Poison Purple Death
Purple Bang-Up
Purple Breeze
Purple Cactus
Purple Cocktail
Purple Cool Aid
Purple Cow
Purple Crayon
Purple Death
Purple Devil
Purple Donkey Punch
Purple Dragon
Purple Dream
Purple Elastic Thunder Fuck
Purple Fairy Dream
Purple Fantasy
Purple Farmer
Purple Fuck
Purple Fucker
Purple Gecko
Purple Goddess
Purple Haze
Purple Haze #2
Purple Haze #3
Purple Haze #4
Purple Heart
Purple Heather
Purple Heaven
Purple Helmeted Warrior
Purple Helmeted Warrior #2
Purple Honker
Purple Hooter
Purple Hooter #2
Purple Hooter Shooter
Purple Jesus
Purple Jesus #2
Purple Jesus #3
Purple Jim Bob
Purple Kiss
Purple LaHizzi
Purple Lei
Purple Lobster
Purple Love
Purple Magic
Purple Margarita
Purple Mask
Purple Mexican
Purple Motherfucker
Purple Motherfucker #2
Purple Motherfucker #3
Purple Nasty
Purple Nipple
Purple Nurple #1
Purple Nurple #2
Purple Orchid
Purple Orgasm
Purple Pancho
Purple Panty Dropper
Purple Passion
Purple Passion #2
Purple Passion Fizz
Purple Passion Jiggle Shots
Purple Passion Tea
Purple Peach
Purple Pecker Spit
Purple Peedinker
Purple People Drinker
Purple People Drinker
Purple People Eater
Purple People Eater #2
Purple Peril
Purple Pimpnotic
Purple Plague
Purple Popsicle
Purple Princess
Purple Problem Solver
Purple Purple Popsicle
Purple Purple Popsicle
Purple Pushover
Purple Pussycat Juice
Purple Rain
Purple Rain Shot
Purple Russian Gonzo
Purple Shroud
Purple Slurpee
Purple Sour Banana
Purple Squirrel
Purple Stealth
Purple Turban
Purple Turtle
Purple VW
Purple Wave
Purple Wet Dream
Purple Wind
Purple Wolf
Purple Yummy
Screaming Purple Jesus
Vaughn Purple Haze

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:59 pm

Just how drunk do you want me? *laughs*

Okay, what's in a Purple Russian Gonzo?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:05 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:Just how drunk do you want me? *laughs*

Okay, what's in a Purple Russian Gonzo?

Purple Russian Gonzo
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz StolichnayaÂ® vodka
1 oz 7-UpÂ® soda
3 dashes grenadine syrup

Pour ingredients into a shaker with ice cubes. Shake until chilled, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:13 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:Okay, what's in a Purple Russian Gonzo?
Purple Russian Gonzo
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz StolichnayaÂ® vodka
1 oz 7-UpÂ® soda
3 dashes grenadine syrup

Pour ingredients into a shaker with ice cubes. Shake until chilled, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Dude - that's damn close to something they used to serve at the bar I used to go to. Add raspberry schnapps, and layer it instead of shaking it, and you've got a Sno-Cone.

They go down WAY too easily, too....

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:16 pm

Sno-Cone
2 oz raspberry schnapps
fill with 7-UpÂ® soda
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
ice cubes

Fill glass with ice, then add schnapps & 7-Up. Add Grenadine and let settle to the bottom of the glass. Carefully float the Blue Curacao over the top of the drink.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:18 pm

That's the one!

*sips happily*

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:21 pm

love you

I need to go for a while.

**puts an auto glass on the bar for koosh**

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:24 pm

Love you too, darlin'. I should be heading off soon, anyway.

Green Wood · Post by **Green Wood** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:41 pm

IS this a smoking or non-smoking bar?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:50 am

Hey... this bar is *always* smokin'...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:30 am

Mozy.... "see" you in Sacramento? I "see" you now! Hmmm... need to back track on this thread.... musta missed something. Where is my Intel Unit when I need them?

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:49 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Mozy.... "see" you in Sacramento? I "see" you now! Hmmm... need to back track on this thread.... musta missed something. Where is my Intel Unit when I need them?

See me.... see me!!!....
fuck the Kernul has broken though my invisibility defenses.

**Presses button on utility belt with no result**

Shitâ€¦..

**Presses button on utility belt with no result**

Fucking acme invisibility belt.

**Presses button on utility belt Mozy receives what appears to be a taser shock and falls to the ground**

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:27 am

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:53 am

Hey now! WTF?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:09 am

Hey, look now, he's only making chicken soup-- BB Sue has been sick, and could use some...

...you should try it... number one, it's good for a cold, and number two, it's nobody you know.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:40 am

...kinda like having to spend internity in a place with no doors...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:42 am

helitack wrote:...kinda like having to spend internity in a place with no doors...

which might not be a bad place, if it had no walls either

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:57 am

...it seems to have big, thick fucking walls at this point in time...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:59 am

Got fresh eggs on my desk. Anyone up for bacon and eggs this morning/afternoon?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:08 am

Me, Me I want bacon and eggs.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:10 am

I'm in for breakfast! (You keep eggs on your desk????)

I will be out of touch for a while after today - going for a week of whitewater on the Rogue. (Just in the nick of time, before I lose it completely with some poor hapless client who comes whining in the door). How fast I am able to work today will have a direct effect on how many people are pissed at me when I get back. But I have a new theory - Fuck 'Em! They do get 55 - 60 hours of me per week usually.

So, here's a round for the bar - KERNUL - LOVE THE GREETER SHIFT POSTER!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:14 am

There ya go Mojo. Just tell em all to piss off. have fun on your trip.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:19 am

The eggs are literally farm fresh and have not yet been in a refrigerator.

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:21 am

And here's to whitewater!

Have fun Mojo!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:25 am

Hi Karine.

Better make that a bacon and egg sandwhich. I gotta run. have a couple of errands to run then I am going out with my parents for lunch/dinner.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:03 pm

In case anyone is interested, I am OK with people eating eggs. But please choose fertilized eggs to give the roosters some action, yo.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:17 pm

BigCock wrote:choose fertilized eggs to give the roosters some action, yo.

word, my brother!