Association of Socialist and Satellite States

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:07 pm

Safe Journey President Avie!!

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:03 am

Thank you Kernul.Your name is well known here on the streets of Ashgabat as one who is cut from the same cloth as Turkmanbashi.One who has devoted his entire life and career to building a nation-state that is unique on the current world stage.One that stops at nothing to make sure The People are kept safe from dangerous influences and counter revolutionary tendencies.Long may you both live on in the hearts of progressive toilers everywhere.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:48 pm

OK... shhh... Is he gone? I think he's gone!

Alright everybody! Let's all meet up at the SMOU-17 Mutant Vehicle this weekend for the final secret plan to turn President A' Vie's precious art car into...

A GIANT PINK OVEN MITT!

I know he will just love the surprise upon his return.

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:50 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:OK... shhh... Is he gone? I think he's gone!

Alright everybody! Let's all meet up at the SMOU-17 Mutant Vehicle this weekend for the final secret plan to turn President A' Vie's precious art car into...

A GIANT PINK OVEN MITT!

I know he will just love the surprise upon his return.

im gonna tell, ooooooooo..... busted...

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:44 pm

DJmoYst wrote:im gonna tell, ooooooooo..... busted...

tsk... There's one - or two - in every crowd...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:49 pm

OOH, a SNITCH!!!!

An extra five grains of rice in your ration!

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:35 am

give him six kernul!!

Production at chernobylensk rice padyev no. 462 is up 21% this year thanks to the new Labwerks amphetemines, recently created (of course) - IN SPACE!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:07 am

...was not amphetamines - was special rocket fuel #23. Good to know that it can be used to substitute for amphetamines in the Rice Worker's rations back home in the Motherland, though.

Just don't let the Rice Workers smoke on the job...

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:10 am

If our only solace form the harsh conditions of rice manufacture is taken away, i.e. smoking; Then I and my fellow workers shall storm the labwerks and expose the corruption from within, You have been warned.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:05 am

Kounter revolutionary sabre-rattling. Re-education Kamp may well be in order.

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:26 am

Ill be shall be greater when Im mayrted then as the Common man I am in life.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:27 am

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is the press coverage.

itwazed · Post by **itwazed** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:13 pm

Guess i should count myself lucky Im photogenic and charasmatic then....the media coverage should be great...at least a blurb in the BRC Gazette

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:35 pm

itwazed wrote:If our only solace form the harsh conditions of rice manufacture is taken away, i.e. smoking; Then I and my fellow workers shall storm the labwerks and expose the corruption from within, You have been warned.

Hmmm. I don't like the look of your oven mitt. Would you care to assist me in analyzing it... IN SPACE?

All: El wire and LED's have arrived for the SMOU-17, and most importantly, it has received an official invitation from the Department of Mutant Vehicles to bring it to Burning Man 2007. All are celebrating peoples! The Party is always right!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:18 am

Nick Collide wrote:The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is the press coverage.

Check out the film 'Wrong is Right' which covers all three.

I thought it was fantasy until I saw the photograph of the suicide bomber in Sri Lanka with swallowed explosives as she began to explode.
A remarkable photograph.

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:27 am

Peacekeepers wrote:give him six kernul!!

Production at chernobylensk rice padyev no. 462 is up 21% this year thanks to the new Labwerks amphetemines, recently created (of course) - IN SPACE!

im cool on the space rice- im more a a meat and potato kind o guy - but i will negotiate for the ability 2 drive down the middle lane for a week or two.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:57 am

Zhere iz no â€œMeedle Laneâ€

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:31 pm

Zhere iz no â€œMeedle Laneâ€

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:14 am

Comrades,We have now returned safely
from the steppes of TurkmenÄ±stan replete
wÄ±th Ä±deas and thought of the great TurkmenbashÄ±.
Many of these notÄ±ons shall be dÄ±scussed
openly and frankly over a rare bottle of
TurkmanbashÄ± Wodka that was procurred
at great cost and effort at LÄ±censed State SpÄ±rÄ±ts Store No.6.

Furthermore those comrades Ä±nvolved
Ä±n the productÄ±on of SMOU 17 should
antÄ±cÄ±pate wÄ±th revolutÄ±onary fervor and desÄ±re
the addÄ±tÄ±onal Ä±tems that were procurred at the Peoples
Toulchetka Sunday Market that wÄ±ll soon adorn
our beloved State VehÄ±cle.Let the Popular Masses
be assured that The State never rests Ä±n Ä±ts desÄ±re
to project Ä±ts Power through such expendÄ±tures.
Omar Suarez....PresÄ±dent a 'VÄ±e

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:02 am

While not as cute as the SMOU 17, the TPUT (Tactical Pickup Truck) is coming along. Now I just need a day with no wind, so I can practice more with spraying urban camo.

A few pictures at:
http://stevenegoodman.home.comcast.net/TPUT/tput.htm

Hopefully it will be enough to get an OK from DPW. Application went in three weeks ago, but I haven't had any contact from DPW, other than a confirmation of the application.

Next up, making faux weapons, and stuff. And making a nice Apokiliptika Logo to go on the doors and hood. Does anyone have a graphic of the red star/white A that is on the door of the TMV?

Rocket75377 · Post by **Rocket75377** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:30 am

zorro sings wrote: We ask for further suggestions from all parties on similar songs.

Should it please President a'Vie, for the good of the State and the benefit of the People, I come before you to recommend Far Cry, by Rush.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:39 am

Thank you comrade,your perserverence Ä±s noteworthy.Unfortunately at the moment we are Ä±n the TurkÄ±sh RepublÄ±c of Northern Cyprus.As you may well know,no country on earth besÄ±des Turkey recognÄ±zes thÄ±s state.If we were to confÄ±rm your request whÄ±le lÄ±ngerÄ±ng here Ä±t would be a blatent dÄ±sregard of UN regulatÄ±ons.We know that the Peacekeeper lurks ready to seÄ±ze on any matter such as thÄ±s to cause us problems.Therefore we must,for now,follow Ä±nternatÄ±onal rules and take no offÄ±cÄ±al actÄ±on on your submÄ±ssÄ±on for now. Yours for The Popular Masses Omar Suarez

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:25 pm

http://www.muzeumkomunismu.cz/

Um--Back in the ASSR?

Holiday in Cambodia?

The International?

The Marsaielles?

Old Man River by Robson--one of the later more radicalized versions?

Seasons in the Sun?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:44 pm

Sheeeeees baaaaack!!!! Welcome back Crypto!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:50 pm

Welcome back to eplaya, Fishy.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:53 pm

Hi Fishy.
Glad you're back.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:03 am

Comrades,What a great honor Ä±t Ä±s to have our humble but revolutÄ±onary and progressÄ±ve thread be the fÄ±rst Ä±n whÄ±ch comrade Crypto chose to announce her return home.Our toÄ±lers salute her remarkable recovery!HÄ±s Excellency PresÄ±dent a'VÄ±e assures all who read these words that the requests of our frÄ±end shall certaÄ±nly be Ä±ncluded Ä±n The Peoples PlaylÄ±st.We shall return,Inshallah,Ä±n one week and fÄ±nal preparatÄ±ons wÄ±ll be completed to allow SMOU 17 to complete Ä±ts sacred task.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:36 am

theCryptofishist wrote:http://www.muzeumkomunismu.cz/

Um--Back in the ASSR?

Holiday in Cambodia?

The International?

The Marsaielles?

Old Man River by Robson--one of the later more radicalized versions?

Seasons in the Sun?

HUZZAH!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!

Welcome Home!!!!!!

Wee HEEE!!!!!!!!!

DJmoYst · Post by **DJmoYst** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:25 am

well this is a little off topic but i thought you'd all get a kick out of this.

the company i am with is called Z57 inc. and we have yearly events to some place to party. well this year we are going on a cruise. When this was unveiled so was the title of the event:

Z-Cruise

all i could do was laugh and think of ASSS.

HAHAHAH luv it,

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:28 pm

welcome home fishy!