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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:06 pm

i am so fucking tired ot the mindless demands of people that make more money than me.

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Post by DJmoYst » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:17 pm

helitack wrote:WTF were parents thinking when they named all these kids DJ or DeeJay and then didn't teach them how to fucking spell of their last name. WTF?
my name is sean aka "disk jockey moYst," s-dot-k and uTwazed

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:37 pm

I can tell already this move is going to be no fuck!ing fun. I've filled three wine boxes with books, and the last book I boxed was "The Good Earth," by Pearl S. Buck. Gonna need a lot more boxes.
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Post by MikeVDS » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:31 pm

I'm guessing alphabetical sorting by authors name? Ugh! Sorry. Where are all the friends that owe you favors?

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Post by AntiM » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:10 pm

MikeVDS wrote:I'm guessing alphabetical sorting by authors name? Ugh! Sorry. Where are all the friends that owe you favors?
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Post by mojo » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:08 pm

My new saying for the year, "FUCK'EM". I wish I could have used it each and every time I have had to talk to anyone on the phone today, whiny bastards.......

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Post by Das Bus » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:47 pm

FUCK YEAH! After seven years, I finally have an avatar!!!! (OK, so the old eplaya didn't have avatars). Anyways.....


AMERICA......FUCK YEAH!!!!
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Post by DJmoYst » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:52 am

Lick my butt and suck on my balls.... America.... FUCK YEAH
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Post by joel the ornery » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:19 pm

mojo wrote:My new saying for the year, "FUCK'EM". I wish I could have used it each and every time I have had to talk to anyone on the phone today, whiny bastards.......
may i suggest FIDO?

fuck it, drive on

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Post by mojo » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:24 pm

Thank you JTO, will use it.

I am leaving tomorrow for a week on the river - so FUCK 'EM.

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:26 am

God-fucking-damnit!

Fishy called me last night - only I forgot to turn the ringer on my cellphone back on after I left work yesterday and I never heard it.

Of all the fucking calls to miss....

(She did leave voicemail at least - sounded good, voice was strong, couldn't give me her direct extension because people keep moving things in the room and she can't find them again - but damnit.)
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Post by AntiM » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:47 am

Fuck! mylarry threw himself down on the bed, not realizing I was half over on his pillow! FUCK! He bounced the back of his skull off my cheekbone. Oh My Fucking God, that fucking hurts! Nice purple bruise the size of my palm, some fun swelling, and my tongue tingles. I mean, I'm familiar with fucking pain, but I have never been fucking smacked in the face in my fucking life. What an interesting new fucking sensation.

Fuck, it looks like I've been beaten.

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Post by Zulegoona » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:11 am

Oh sure AntiM everybody knows that Larry is a beast ,...... ( this may be good for getting some fine giftage from the guilty guy ) That animal, maybe we should call a woman’s shelter or something for you.
Let this be a lesson to everyone careless lounging and / or too much exuberance in bed can be hazardous

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Post by AntiM » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:42 am

Fine giftage indeed. Then again, I'm in charge of the budget, and with the fancy new washer and dryer downstairs, giftage is slim this summer.

And it was after-exuberance, thank you.

Fuck, what am I doing up?

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:03 am

Fuck

I just found out why I did not get the promotion to the customer relations manager position that I have been trying to get. It wasn't because I could not do the job. I am damn good at what I do and I have covered for that position when they were shorthanded. It was because I cannot hear. Fuck fuck fuck fuck! I wear headphones to do my job and I can hear just fine. I have been doing this for ten years. Even after being away for 4 years and having the technology change I was able to point out where they were replacing hard drives that did not need to be replaced. I know because after I made the recommendations their troubleshooting process changed to what I said it should be. Fuck , it ain't my fault I was born deaf. It isn't even a real birth defect. It is because some fuck-assed drug company shithead moron researcher came up with a wonder drug that would make womens pregnancies easier. Fucking wonderful. So I was born with deformed toes, a fucking heart murmur and 70% deaf. Fuck. It just isn't fair. So now they are not gonna give me a promotion because of a birth defect that has no bearing on my performace because we are required to wear headphones anyway? They wouldn't even tell me. You know it won't say that in the records. Fucking assholes.
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:45 am

FUCK ....
BoxB that really sucks! you could...ahh blah blah blah, you know what you could do about that, but sometimes it just aint worth it!

AntiM, fucken sorry about the bruise, the tingly tounge thing seems wierd...did ya fracture you cheek bone?
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Post by AntiM » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:56 am

Fuck BoxB, that's just wrong.

PM, I don't think I fractured it, the numbness is gone and that was what I was watching for indication of a fracture. Still hurts like fucking hell, is puffy and sore, and remarkably deep burgundy and purple. Not like there can be anything done for a fracture ...

Oh, and FUCK!

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:57 am

Box Burner wrote:Fuck, it ain't my fault I was born deaf. It isn't even a real birth defect. It is because some fuck-assed drug company shithead moron researcher came up with a wonder drug that would make womens pregnancies easier. Fucking wonderful. So I was born with deformed toes, a fucking heart murmur and 70% deaf.
Fuck, man - thalidomide? I remember in the mid-70s you couldn't pick up a fucking paper without seeing some "uplifting story" about someone born with no fucking arms 'cause of that shit who was still living a productive fucking life. I haven't even thought about that fucking stuff in years, though.

Totally fucking sucks about the job - any chance at all of an ADA claim?
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Post by pinemom » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:15 am

thats what I was thinkin PK....

oh and fuck!
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Post by montana wildhack » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:19 am

joel the ornery said:
may i suggest FIDO?

fuck it, drive on
i really like FISHDO too

fuck it, shit happens, drive on

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:41 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
Box Burner wrote:Fuck, it ain't my fault I was born deaf. It isn't even a real birth defect. It is because some fuck-assed drug company shithead moron researcher came up with a wonder drug that would make womens pregnancies easier. Fucking wonderful. So I was born with deformed toes, a fucking heart murmur and 70% deaf.
Fuck, man - thalidomide? I remember in the mid-70s you couldn't pick up a fucking paper without seeing some "uplifting story" about someone born with no fucking arms 'cause of that shit who was still living a productive fucking life. I haven't even thought about that fucking stuff in years, though.

Totally fucking sucks about the job - any chance at all of an ADA claim?
PK and Pmom

Yeah. Probably thalidomide. My mom cannot rember. I knew about all the kids being born with no limbs. That sucks. I guess I am one of the lucky ones. But I sure do not feel like it. My toes look pretty normal except that they are scrunched together. The heart murmer wend away but prevented me from doing a lot of active stuff when I was a kid. Mostly because my mom was afraid fo what might happen, I think. The deafness however has been a major source of grief in my life.

I do not know What an ADA claim is. does it have something to do with disabilities? I have never even tried to find out if I am eligable for some kind of disability.

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Post by Nick Collide » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:50 pm

Box Burner wrote:I do not know What an ADA claim is. does it have something to do with disabilities? I have never even tried to find out if I am eligable for some kind of disability.
I am sure that there are people that could explain it in more detail, but for the most part, it means that if you can perform the essential functions of the job they CAN NOT deny you the position because of your disability. Unless a keen sense of hearing is an essential function of the job and they told you, or someone else, that you missed the promotion because of your hearing loss, they could be...what do you call it?

Oh yeah...fucked.

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Post by AntiM » Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:29 pm

The Americans with Disabilities Act. If you qualify for any kind of assistance, financial or otherwise, you should find out. Up to you whether you care to accept it or not.

http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/ada/adahom1.htm

Fuck, use the resources available if they apply.

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Post by LeChatNoir » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:55 pm

Fuck, box...

That is NOT right. In fact I'm thinking that is very fucking illegal. I'm no expert, but I bet there's somebody on this board who could help point you in the right direction.

Hmmm...
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:46 pm

God Fucking Dammit.

I was at my girlfriend's place in Wenatchee, WA this morning at 5 AM. It's a little over 2 hours away. I was gonna head straight to work from there, and I was in a flamin' rush to get going. With no time for breakfast, I hit the pantry on the way out the door - I knew there were always pop-tarts and granola bars and such in there. I grabbed a few breakfast bars and hit the road.

On the way back to my side of the mountains, I started to feel kinda' shitty. Real shitty.

Then, I read the label on the wrapper from those cinnamon-flavored breakfast bars I'd been scarfing. It said "Metamucil fiber laxative".

WHAT?

It's not like I had ONE of 'em... I was hungry, I'd chomped several of 'em...

I was late for work today. When I told them what happened and showed them the empty wrappers, they weren't mad at me... they were laughing too hard...
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:46 am

Oh Cap'n...

All I can say is...

um...

What a SHITTY way to start out the morning.

(Sorry, ya knew that was coming, right?)

And... um... BxB... I think my next call would be to the EEOC, then to a workplace discrimination attorney to discuss options. Not saying you have any or not, but... um... yeah. That's blatant workplace discrimination based on a disability. IF there's a workaround for your hearing absence (like amplified headphones, adaptive hearing aids, etc.), then it seems like they have hung themselves. Very short rope, Very long drop.

Oh yeah... Fuck.

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Post by pinemom » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:50 am

Capt'n GD'......
Fuck I wasn't feeling the day....you my friend just made me laff and smile so big I cracked my chapped lip open again!!

sorry dude that DOES fucken SUCK!!!! ((snicker))

BoxB, ya you might want to check into that, as well as it is ultimate job protection, once you have contacted any of those departments they cant retailate and fire you, gawd forbid they would try....it would be business suicide!

Fuck...another day of moving shit!
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Post by motskyroonmatick » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:56 pm

Fuck Yah!! wohoo! After scouring various places looking for small universal joints for a steering assembly I scored 3 kubota drivelines from the local dealership for free. The recalled parts bin fucking rocks!!!

Indian food got me last time Capt'n. Not the prep. The spices...Ugh.
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Post by nogganoodle » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:46 am

I finally got my ticket bought and my flight booked.

Black Rock City here I come.

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Post by MozyBonz » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:50 am

Fuckin'A!

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