go ask alice

Sylvia · Post by **Sylvia** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:39 am

Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

Signed

Lust4Life

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:24 pm

Sylvia wrote:Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

Signed

Lust4Life

dear L4L -

oh, if i had a dollar for every person who wanted to have sex with me....

...i'd still be completely broke.

sad, isn't it?

i'm tremendously flattered but your timing sucks. so does mine, so don't feel bad.

as for your boldness, was it ever in question?

if the circumstances were different, i'd be all over that shit. since they're not, how bout a hot tub instead?

love,

alice

SED · Post by **SED** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:37 pm

I'm in!

Zat mean your stateside?

alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 6:29 pm

uh, where have you been for the last two weeks?

yes, i am.

SED · Post by **SED** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:48 pm

I'm a banana, in case you've been craving tropical fruit.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:14 pm

hey alice can i ask to have sex with ya????

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:14 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:hey alice can i ask to have sex with ya????

i think you already have, darlin.

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:24 pm

SED wrote:I'm a banana, in case you've been craving tropical fruit.

well, sed, i have indeed been craving tropical fruit.

not all that crazy about bananas, tho.

too bad you're not a mango.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:57 pm

i'll be anything you want.....

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:59 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:i'll be anything you want.....

how bout a bacon cheeseburger with fries?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:04 pm

i thought u were on atkins

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:08 pm

chengwahkuo wrote:i thought u were on atkins

made me sick as a dog.

besides, the occaisional cheeseburger won't kill me.

sphene · Post by **sphene** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:13 pm

I can't keep current with this thread. What should I do?

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:18 pm

sphene wrote:I can't keep current with this thread. What should I do?

how bout writing alice a letter?

you know, dear alice, i'm a cheeseburger. i have no pickles - what should i do?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:22 pm

I keep looking for love where I know I can not find it.
Do I know "Where is LOVE?" but avoid it?

This is breaking my balls here. Breaking my balls.

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:28 pm

nipples wrote:I keep looking for love where I know I can not find it.
Do I know "Where is LOVE?" but avoid it?

This is breaking my balls here. Breaking my balls.

stop looking.

and it will find you.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:18 pm

You are wise, Mount Alice.

I keep thinking i've hung it,
said i'm done wid it, but still..

I am hopeful that I can find love..
not jump it like a commando in the forest

That by virtue of my DOING something
a DISCOVERY can be made to wrought stability
to my heart & mind

Yet then it is most assuredly, that my heart beats
like a chipmunk, in fear

That PROVIDENCE will not suffice?
i do suppose
it is that.

To borrow from amnesia on the haiku thread,
am i "empty of pretext"?
Or, from P.J. Harvey, ""is this desire?"

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:28 pm

be still, my beating, aching heart.

how very lovely.

thank you dear.

one does not expect to find such beauty in a forum such as this.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:15 pm

one does not expect to find such beauty in a forum such as this.

one does when there is a Nipples about.

alice · Post by **alice** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:33 pm

'tis true, ms. love.

our nipples is a silver tongued angel.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Thu Dec 25, 2003 9:43 pm

Alice, write me! I'm not on eplaya anymore, If you dont have my email anymore, just look on tribe.net under my real name.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:15 pm

hey Alice ,
I have a question for ya.

why is it that some eplayans here have a tendency to tuck thier tails and run when they pose a challenge and I answer the challenge with a logical answer only to have my follow up not answered or not answered with a logical answer not answered?

do you think it's my breath or something.
I mean hey.....I've been a pretty good punching bag on this board and I've always gotten back up.

It's all about love, is'nt it?

and i really miss Angry Butterfly

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:24 pm

I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.

As for the first question...perhaps they are "distracted" and can't respond to you right now.

Anti Butterfly · Post by **Anti Butterfly** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:50 pm

I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.

Admit it, you always liked me best!

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:52 pm

Anti Butterfly wrote:
I miss Alice and Angry Butterfly / Anti-Butterfly.
Admit it, you always liked me best!

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:02 pm

I like Alice and both of you. Don't make me pick favorites because I'm not going to do it.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:09 pm

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:46 pm

What ever happened to Alice?
Where are ya honey? And where is that awesome avatar o- your derrier?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:54 am

Hey Butterfly(ies)
Thanks for the momentary gentle brush of your wings. . .

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:30 pm

Alice doesn't live here anymore.

irreverently,
mr smith

go ask alice

mango huh

Re: mango huh

bacon cheeseburger

Re: bacon cheeseburger

Tail tucked runners.

Haven't you Heard?....