The Bar

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:24 am

spectators....

that's what it means.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:30 am

(drops pants)

..well, let`s give them something to look at. (peels underwear down)

...starting with my magnificent 2-tone farmboy tan lines!

!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:39 am

Breakfast
2 oz LBV port
1 oz dark creme de cacao
1 tsp gold rum
1/2 oz lemon juice
1 tsp egg white

Shake well and strain into a cocktail glass. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

nice tan...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:36 am

Tante bb's Breakfast Shooters...

1 grapefruit, quartered
2 sprigs wilted mint
1 ounce Roseâ€™s lime juice
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
1 teaspoon fine kosher salt
1 ea 1000 mg vitamin C
1 ea 325 MG aspirin
2 ounces canned sour mix
4 ounces Mountain Dew
1.5 ounces Old Overholt Rye whiskey
1 ounce Pepe Lopez Tequila (silver)
Float - 1/8" Sloe Gin.
then float - 1/8" Sauterne

Take rind from one segment of grapefruit - mash into glass to extract oil, then discard. Put Mint, Sugar, Salt and both tablets into bottom of glass and muddle thoroughly. Add Roses, juice from 1/4 grapefruit, and sour mix, stir to fully incorporate. Add Whiskey, Tequila, stir, rub rim with another grapefruit rind, then add Mountain dew. Float Sloe gin and Sauterne.

Garnish with Playa dust, serve lukewarm as a shooter.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:18 am

...thanks Mozy.

...dang BB Sue !
that looks totally chock full of vitamins and stuff.
Looks like a hell of a hang over cure.
I could see me drinking that down and then have my stomach
erupt like pouring vinegar on baking soda!

I may have to save that one for after lunch!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:29 am

Oh Sue **smooch** if it was only that easy.

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:46 am

hmmm?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:29 pm

MozyBonz wrote:Oh Sue **smooch** if it was only that easy.

OK Mozy... why is it not?

Oh yeah... ))**~~SMOOCH!!~~**((

Where was I? Oh yeah. WHY is it not easy? Job transferring you to Iraq? Need to transport transplant organs that week? Gonna be working on the ISS? Leading an expedition to Denali? Re-welding the Chunnel on an emergency contract? What what what???

Otherwise... mmmm... you have no excuse. Ticket isn't horrible expensive, you haven't been banned off the Playa, got no rangers who want to do you violence...

So be there. It really *is* that simple! If *I* can go... you can!

(There, pushed enough for a little while, now to sit back and wait... heh heh heh...)

Oh, about the drink... You *can* substitute baking soda for the salt at a 2.5 to one ratio, and then using wine vinegar as a shooter instead of the Sauterne floater, should be just *ducky*...

bb

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:47 pm

Oh.
Yeah. It`s not looking good for me being on playa this year either

Oh well.
Plenty of outdoors here in Oklahoma to help ease the pangs I guess.
(if it would EVER stop raining)

...Thanks Sue, but I think I`ll stick with your original shooter recipe(have you ever really tried this?)
the other way would be a horrible waste o` the good rye whiksy!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:53 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
MozyBonz wrote:Oh Sue **smooch** if it was only that easy.
OK Mozy... why is it not?

Oh yeah... ))**~~SMOOCH!!~~**((

Where was I? Oh yeah. WHY is it not easy? Job transferring you to Iraq? Need to transport transplant organs that week? Gonna be working on the ISS? Leading an expedition to Denali? Re-welding the Chunnel on an emergency contract? What what what???

Otherwise... mmmm... you have no excuse. Ticket isn't horrible expensive, you haven't been banned off the Playa, got no rangers who want to do you violence...

So be there. It really *is* that simple! If *I* can go... you can!

(There, pushed enough for a little while, now to sit back and wait... heh heh heh...)

Oh, about the drink... You *can* substitute baking soda for the salt at a 2.5 to one ratio, and then using wine vinegar as a shooter instead of the Sauterne floater, should be just *ducky*...

bb

Listen boy and girls there is nothing better than getting interrogated by Sue

No NO! I wont tell you I say! **Falls in the trap door~~~~**

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:36 pm

(Pries open trap door with bare hands, bending the steel cover, and shouting down the rabbit hole...)

You CANNOT evade my questions, dear Mozy, nor can you escape so easily...

You have NO escape, and NO hope. Even *if* you think you can get away from us now... we *will* have you on the playa. Your fleeing IS your downfall - you have NO reason to avoid the blessed doom of the Dust...

You HAVE been warned. You ARE doomed. and... You SHALL confess!

(Jumps down rabbit hole after Mozy, steel door clangs shut over the top. Muffled screams are heard in the background...)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:49 pm

...greetings from Sequoia-Kings Canyon...

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:15 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:(Pries open trap door with bare hands, bending the steel cover, and shouting down the rabbit hole...)

You CANNOT evade my questions, dear Mozy, nor can you escape so easily...

You have NO escape, and NO hope. Even *if* you think you can get away from us now... we *will* have you on the playa. Your fleeing IS your downfall - you have NO reason to avoid the blessed doom of the Dust...

You HAVE been warned. You ARE doomed. and... You SHALL confess!

(Jumps down rabbit hole after Mozy, steel door clangs shut over the top. Muffled screams are heard in the background...)

Ahhhaaaaaaeeeeeeee!!!!!! Sue!!!!
Donâ€™t stopâ€¦. Umâ€¦â€¦ I mean â€¦.Stopâ€¦.. donâ€™tâ€¦

Ahhhhaaaaaeeeeee!!!!

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:29 pm

yikes!!

(pulls underwear up to protect tender bits)

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:42 pm

Yikes!

You've been strolling around here since 8:30 this morning (my time) with your underwear down around your ankles (nice tan, by the way)? They have a name for that, you know... (and a Happy Hour scheduled several times during the week, it seems)

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:05 pm

Nue! Now Nong Nou Noing Nu Nive Ne Nike Nis~~~~Nue! Nue!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:08 pm

Hey there. I could use a beer.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:19 pm

...here ya go, wadda ya gonna use it for?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:22 pm

I'm going to pop the cap, shove it up my ass, and shake it hard

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:39 pm

you can't have one of my Homebrews then, Sput..... I try to re-use the bottles...... Well, or you haveta keep the bottle, at least........

MB!... nice trick!.... Damn rattlers were startin to get noisy....

EDB.... What?!?!?! that would suck if ya don't make it......

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:03 pm

No prob. Cheap beer is fine

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:12 pm

...interesting post from the FNG enromeillence...

UNKLOYD · Post by **UNKLOYD** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:34 pm

the new guy walks into the empty bar, takes a seat and grabs a half finished bottle of cheap beer from the bartop. He takes a swig.............
"HOLY CRAP.... THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE WASHED THEIR ASS WITH IT ! You would think withall this good booze around they could do better." the new guy stands and heads for the door ,leaving ,in search of a certs.......

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:07 pm

UNKLOYD wrote:the new guy walks into the empty bar, takes a seat and grabs a half finished bottle of cheap beer from the bartop. He takes a swig............. "HOLY CRAP.... THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE WASHED THEIR ASS WITH IT ! You would think withall this good booze around they could do better." the new guy stands and heads for the door ,leaving ,in search of a certs.......

Ahhh sorry, that would be my ass you tasted... I meant to toss that but I saw a cold Pepsi at the end of the bar.....

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:47 pm

Hmmm..beer enemas ...you people think of every thing. Skip the beer ...ummm uhhhh give me something with a with a very high alcohol content. Pretty please!

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:50 pm

151 Enemas...This is only going to burn for a moment...

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:59 am

Fat SAM wrote:151 Enemas...This is only going to burn for a moment...

How do you scare an open flame back into the closet?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:25 am

...threaten it with a glass of ice water?

...pipe it and cap it off?

...was that a joke?

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:29 am

Yes, a very dry one. (that was also a joke)

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:53 am

That`s the best kind.
nice and dry with hints of oak and blackberries
just a little leathery and warm on the finish
perfect