The Bar

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:35 pm

UNKLOYD wrote:the new guy walks into the empty bar, takes a seat and grabs a half finished bottle of cheap beer from the bartop. He takes a swig.............
"HOLY CRAP.... THIS TASTES LIKE SOMEONE WASHED THEIR ASS WITH IT ! You would think withall this good booze around they could do better." the new guy stands and heads for the door ,leaving ,in search of a certs.......

grab a half finished in here is unsafe....better to just get a new one.

*Puts on Purple Nitrile Gloves to clean up the bar*

Now where is that bleach sprayer at?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:22 pm

*Pops*..... Several new bottles of Homebrew...........

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:30 pm

**Mixes drink**

Atomic Fireball
1/4 oz 151 proof rum
1/2 oz Dr. McGillicuddy'sÂ® Fireball Canadian whisky
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
Pour the grenadine syrup first, then layer the Fireball on top of it. Lastly the 151. Drink and enjoy. Tastes just like candy.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:50 pm

hope he just drinks this one.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:46 pm

*psssstt*..... Aawwwwww......

It's PBR time!!!!!!!

I think after all of this work, and fire spinning.... I'll just get naked and have a beer!!!........

Anyone want to join me?!?!??!

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:49 pm

naked and whisky.....Ok but don't tell anyone.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:51 pm

Ahhhh.... the Girlz wont notice....

***slides a whiskey down the bar........********

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:54 pm

wwwwwwwwwwwoooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo
im naked and very buzzd
sittin in the bar here naked

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:56 pm

*walks up to the Bar baring her leather paddle.. Ask for the sweet Captain & Dr. Pepper if you don't mind..

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:57 pm

BARB WIRE!!!!!! how the HELL are ya!!!???

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:58 pm

{{{{{{{{{{{{{VELVETINA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:59 pm

HE NEVER LET'S YOU DOWN!!!!.... AARRRRRRRR!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:00 pm

So Mozy ....i guess I shouldnt sit in your lap right now then!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:00 pm

Bubbles up to Pine mom for a Bear Hug!! ((((((( LUV U)))))))))

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:02 pm

Squeezes TITWI in a Bear Hug, Thanks Hostess w/ the mostest!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:03 pm

HELOOOOOOO anyone out here?

Knock Knock....anyone OUT THRRERERERERERREERRRRRRR?????

]::Hello hellloooo ...is this thing on::tap tap::

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:05 pm

pinemom wrote:So Mozy ....i guess I shouldnt sit in your lap right now then!

Or ya could, and talk about the first thing that comes up........
Ahhh... who the hell came up with that one liner????

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:06 pm

thanks

Ahhhh.... the Girlz wont notice....

LOL

Funny story I was working a concert one time and In front of stage we had 2 girls and 2 guys that striped off naked.

So I ask 2 of my rovers to ask them to get dressed.

They walked up told the girls.

But never notice the guys standing there next to them.

I had to send them back.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:08 pm

Guess We are the party as times before

* wiggles & giggles

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:09 pm

So Mozy ....i guess I shouldnt sit in your lap right now then!

I wish you wood ...Um I mean I wish would

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:11 pm

Velvetina!!! **SmoocH**

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:14 pm

.........

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:18 pm

Bear Hugs Mozy Bonz

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:21 pm

What and no Paddling, Mizz Velvetina??

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:23 pm

Are you assuming the position, my dear???

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:30 pm

Yes, dear!.........

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:32 pm

okie dockie
sorry mizz Velvetina and I were havin a lil' side time togther...{{snicker}}}

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:34 pm

I much prefer this thank you ... Back up!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:42 pm

All right with Velvetina and I and Titwi and Griffy on SWkpe live out loud
laffin my ass off............

Ima going outside smogie smoggie....
and that is all gracie....say goodnight

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:42 pm

Sweet Butt warming Dreams to all!!!