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Post by can't sit still » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:12 pm

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ladder slipped out from under me and I broke my foot and ankle. I really hate convalescing. It would APPEAR that I'm not careful. I've broken my back 3 times, my foot 3 times, ankle 3 times, ribs once, collarbone once, thunb once, leg once. and that's only what I can remember. Afew months ago a pressure chamber exploded and a 5 lb lid hit me in the side of the head at something under light speed. Not sure if I can remember all the previous shit. I suppose that I could be accused of being careless. Sometimes you just can't help it. I got my shoulders torn up in a almost head-on by a wrong-way driver on the freeway. I swerved at the last second.
I got my eye destroyed by a 7 y.o. girl. What's a guy to do?
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Post by Box Burner » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:19 pm

Fuck CSS. Are you fucking sure you asren't related to Murphy? Sorry to hear about the foot and ankle. That fucking sucks.
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:58 am

CSS... get well soon.

fuck

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Post by AntiM » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:43 am

Well fuck, css, that's no way to treat yourself! Heal up fastly!

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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:26 am

Fuck CSS, that sucks big ones.

And when the fuck is it going to stop raining, its been pissing it down for the past fucking 2 weeks.
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Post by mojo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:34 am

FUCK! CSS, best wishes for a speedy recovery....but please don't stand next to me. Surely there will be lightning or a falling safe or.......

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Post by Dork » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:36 pm

Had a phone interview this afternoon. First thing he says is "So, tell me about the work you're doing right now at ________". The first thing that popped into my head is "I sit in a cubicle and pretend to be busy. Occasionally I get asked to do something a chimp could do. Only the chimp would probably be better at it."

Fuck this place, fuck the mortgage I took on that keeps me from walking out right now.

I did have a good interview at a local, well funded startup last week so hopefully the hell will be over soon.

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Post by MozyBonz » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:39 pm

FUCK! CSS!!!

Good fucking luck with that dork. hope you fucking get it.

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Post by Dork » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:40 pm

Fuck CSS, that sucks. Hope recovery goes well, it sounds like you've had a little practice at it!

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:49 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:Its just me playing Ralph. Fuckin love right back atcha!
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Crap Noddin, I forgot that famous line of Ralph's how could I?
Hey, I dress like Norton most of the time so I must be Norton, now will someone explain to me where Joel gets off calling me Tricksy? I thought it could be a sock or something...but not me, I don't waste time with alter-virtual egos, I have enough trouble keeping up with my own...
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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:50 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:fUcK i bRoKe a nAiL
Christ alfucking mighty! where did this avatar come from?
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Post by can't sit still » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:09 pm

Thanks to all for the good wishes,,,and lest we forget,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FUCK :mrgreen:
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Post by AntiM » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:38 pm

Fuck, I get home from the playa, find a message on the machine saying my brother is in the hospital, and I cannot reach any-fucking-one to tell me if it is serious or not. I have a fucking cell phone, and so does larry, and I know we've given out the fucking numbers. My fucking family .... fuck.

And it seems like the whole fucking West is on fire.

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Post by pinemom » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:05 am

Fuck yeah The Whole Fucking West is on Fucking Fire! Damnit!
New fun emotion that came with buying the home...Fucking everytime Titwi and I need to go do something down in Fucking Reno....we start to leave and I see all the fucking smoke fucking everywhere and dont know where all the fires are and fucking my worry button gets pushed so hard that it gets fucking stuck in on Over Fucking Drive...So what ever it is (lately to go spin fire for ArtTown performance...hmmm ironic) But it seems I just cant stop fucking worrying about our new home.
I keep getting a "welcome to living in the desert" spiel....
So last night were leaving the house, get out on the main road, and the smoke is so thick and Blazing REDDDDDD, I make Titwi make a right to go north just so we could see how close it really is(the water tanker flying through my back yard kinda made me jittery) well it is up by Red Rock, I guess being this close to RedRock just lets the smoke come on in and settle in our neighborhood.

Hey Cant Stand Still, go have your chakkra's read...and fix that shit! will ya! That is way to many bones to be breaking to not be Evil Kanevil!!!!

Noggan send that wet stuff this way!!!!!! minus the Lightning pleeze!

Anti M...you were on THIS PLAYA?????????????????and you didnt call us?
we were way to busy to pull off 4th of Juplaya this year! next yr for FUCKING sure! (if I dont freak out about fucking fires!)
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Post by AntiM » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:21 am

yeah, sorry, I went to fucking ROM. We did not stop in reno, we came via fucking Fernley, well, technically the fucking Love's truckstop at fucking fernley. Not that I'm a ranger mind you, I'm the surrogate mom to rangers Genius and Borderline.

My fucking shiftkey only works half the fucking time.

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Post by Box Burner » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:32 am

2 fucking weeks ago I was over at my Xes house visiting with the kids and we spent the afternoon watching the helicopters drop water on a fire that was only about a fucking mile and a half away. For a while it looked like the fire was going to win and head our way.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .

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Post by dana » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:37 am

can't sit still wrote:FUCK, FUCK, FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! A ladder slipped out from under me and I broke my foot and ankle. I really hate convalescing. It would APPEAR that I'm not careful. I've broken my back 3 times, my foot 3 times, ankle 3 times, ribs once, collarbone once, thunb once, leg once. and that's only what I can remember. Afew months ago a pressure chamber exploded and a 5 lb lid hit me in the side of the head at something under light speed. Not sure if I can remember all the previous shit. I suppose that I could be accused of being careless. Sometimes you just can't help it. I got my shoulders torn up in a almost head-on by a wrong-way driver on the freeway. I swerved at the last second.
I got my eye destroyed by a 7 y.o. girl. What's a guy to do?
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
I've always been curious about why some people seem to get hurt more often. I should have been seriously FUCKED UP so many times with all of the near misses I've had. (sliding head first down a snow slope and a milisec before my head smashed into the rock, my foot jammed into a crack between the snow and the rock, some guy pulling a knife on me in Colon Panama, etc. Wierd! even fucking wierd...) And then I had a girlfriend who was always having disasters (not just me as a boyfriend..) She got hurt a lot and tended to think it was funny or something - until she cracked her skull and got a serious concussion.

I think its partly attitude. Not mere hutzpah, but a belief that you will always come through. Is that too far fetched?

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Post by nogganoodle » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:31 am

AntiM wrote:And it seems like the whole fucking West is on fire.
pinemom wrote:Noggan send that wet stuff this way!!!!!! minus the Lightning pleeze!
Sending rainy fucking vibes your way Anti and PM.
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Post by AntiM » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:28 am

Well fuck, it took over 24 hours to find out what's wrong with my brother. yes it is fucking serious, no he isn't fucking dying today, but he's had a severe allergic reaction to the steroids and is in the fucking hospital with serious fucking, ah, side effects.

Fucking SIL, home phone doesn't work (it's the battery pack that died, stupid) and her cell phone won't hod a charge (repeat chorus) and there's no calls to bro ... that's complicated. Are there no other fucking phones in the world?

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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:59 pm

AntiM -
Sorry to hear about your brother.

DOnt worry the fires arent that bad - We are at a national Preparedness Level 5. When it gets to 2 or 1 then its armageddon. That wont happen until August I feel.

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Post by TopangaPatrick » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:31 am

Fuck.....

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fuck you tony george and bernie eccelstone... bastards!

Post by joel the ornery » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:27 pm

fuck you tony george and bernie eccelstone.

bastards!

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Post by Ranger Genius » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:49 pm

Fuck! inventory. Twelve hours at work today, and no customers so no commissions.
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Post by nogganoodle » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:53 am

Will it ever stop FUCKING RAINING.

Its meant to be the middle of summer for fucks sake.
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Post by sputnik » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:04 am

I thought it was supposed to be rainy and dreary in England.

Oh yeah...FUCK that.
It's going to be alright.

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Post by nogganoodle » Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:00 am

You're right Sput, it is supposed to be rainy, but we are meant to get a bit of fucking sun every now and again.

This time last year it was so fucking hot that you could hardly fucking move.
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Post by DJmoYst » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:07 am

Fuck, fuck, fuck
Motha motha fuck
Motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck, motha fuck
nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch
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Post by helitack » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:11 am

nogganoodle wrote: This time last year it was so fucking hot that you could hardly fucking move.
Hot you say?
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Post by nogganoodle » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:47 am

Well not Death Valley hot Heli, but pretty fucking hot for me!
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:24 pm

Fuck, Nogga, I was afraid there'd be a drought when I was there. Feast or Fucking Famine.

I wonder if Austria is getting some precipitation?
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