APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:46 pm

It has just come to my attention that several of the asteroids, although this was not expected to happen so soon, has already left the belt orbitting around the earth. One in particular we were able to locate the precicse time and location it will collide with earth. Interestingly enough on Wedsnday 29 August 2007, roughly sometime in the afternoon say around 2.57pm, the asteroid will hit Earths surface at the location of 40Â°45'48.84"N and 119Â°12'58.14W. Make no mistake, it just so happens that this is the exact location of Termianl City...

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:51 pm

OMFG!!!

But of course, likely by then after the 333 event, you will be at TC!
Either as prisoner, or as war-wounded receiving medical attention and liquor...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:30 pm

Mmmmm... Yes, I'm thinking we need a 333 cocktail......

*note to self.....*

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:48 pm

Hummm....

3 Counts Stoli Vodka
3 Counts Kahlua
3 Counts Amaretto

Sounds pretty good. I think I will go make one!

It really needs a booze from New Zealand? Is there a booze from New Zealand, other than beer?

FabFascist · Post by **FabFascist** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:26 pm

The don't have "beer" in New Zealand... they have "beeah"...

Kiwi juice... don't ask how they get it though...

Hana T · Post by **Hana T** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:27 pm

42 Below Vodka

http://www.42below.com/flashad/storyof42/

and this one for shits and giggles - http://www.42below.com/flashad/celebrity/

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:42 pm

Hana T wrote:42 Below Vodka

http://www.42below.com/flashad/storyof42/

and this one for shits and giggles - http://www.42below.com/flashad/celebrity/

Nice simple smashup. Play the storyof42 at the same time as the song on the main website!

Vodka+Kahlua+Amaretto is pretty good! Altho I am out of Stoli, so I had to use Novosta Vanilla Vodka; cheap vodka made in Mira Loma (Southern California).

Good enough I think I will make another!

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:20 pm

Suggested mods to recipe:

Don't use just ANY vodka, use Espresso Vodka..
Seagrams ($12) or VincentVanGogh's ($32 and not 3x better!

, but damn good when gifted..)

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:39 pm

EspressoDude wrote:Suggested mods to recipe:

Don't use just ANY vodka, use Espresso Vodka..
Seagrams ($12) or VincentVanGogh's ($32 and not 3x better! , but damn good when gifted..)

I can get VanGogh Double Expresso Vodka at BevMo for about $25/bottle.

Coming soon to a playa near you:

My new Apokiliptika cooler and liquor storage locker.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:59 pm

Hana T wrote:It has just come to my attention that several of the asteroids, although this was not expected to happen so soon, has already left the belt orbitting around the earth. One in particular we were able to locate the precicse time and location it will collide with earth. Interestingly enough on Wedsnday 29 August 2007, roughly sometime in the afternoon say around 2.57pm, the asteroid will hit Earths surface at the location of 40Â°45'48.84"N and 119Â°12'58.14W. Make no mistake, it just so happens that this is the exact location of Termianl City...

Hana, Hana, Hana....tsk tsk

But not the stalwart residents of the glorious City of Terminations... You see, the Apokiliptika Ministry of Information released a photo this afternoon of the aftermath of the original KIWI asteroid tests. Although careful planning was in evidence, it seems your crude attempts to recreate the miracle that took place the last time a battle was so obviously one-sided, your stone missed its mark entirely - as you can see:

By the way, has anyone heard from Peacekeeper lately?

Unfortunately, your post indicates the workmanship of the KIWI scientists has dropped off significantly as your missiles are now launching themselves...

Peacekeeper · Post by **Peacekeeper** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:40 am

StevenGoodman wrote:Hummm....

3 Counts Stoli Vodka
3 Counts Kahlua
3 Counts Amaretto

Was just over in Poland, where the vodka flows like water, and we developed a penchant for the "Kissing Caucasian" - which is basically a white russian(caucasian) "with a kiss"(Amaretto)...

Sigh, good times...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:59 am

You UN boys and hangover your milk shakes. You simply must try that blended some time. Thanks for remembering to give me whiskey when I was getting a little "ropey".

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:19 pm

News of a Revolutionary Scientific Breakthrough, Courtesy of Apokiliptik Press:

Brought to you by Home-mel Homing Bacon. Don't chase after breakfast, make it chase after YOU!
(A product of Apokiliptika Labs, developed in cooperation with the Pacific Southwestern Council of Jihadi Chefs)

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:59 am

StevenGoodman · Post by **StevenGoodman** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:21 pm

After we finish off the Kiwis in the 3-3-3, we might want to plan a raid elsewhere:

http://joygantic.typepad.com/psa/

Playa Security Agency

Their art is weak! And it isn't even

IN SPACE!!!

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:19 pm

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:30 pm

Steven Goodman,very nice patch design,wouldn't the figure of the man be better instead of the red star.Lothos(Apoliliptika Secret State Police,Chupacabrapolicia,ESD Logistics,Thunderdome Medic)

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:58 pm

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:55 am

StevenGoodman wrote:After we finish off the Kiwis in the 3-3-3, we might want to plan a raid elsewhere:

http://joygantic.typepad.com/psa/

Playa Security Agency

Their art is weak! And it isn't even

IN SPACE!!!

Is to look like we will to have to assimilate them... for good of their own, of course, darlink...

Once they have to been thoroughly indoctrinated through our very own Korps KAStaPo they may to become more formidable...

They do have heart in right place. I can to sense formation of old fashioned cold war, just like good old days, for domination of world...

bb

Barb Wire · Post by **Barb Wire** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:00 am

Wishing you all a happy 4th of July!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:35 am

StevenGoodman wrote:[Coming soon to a playa near you:

My new Apokiliptika cooler and liquor storage locker.

A thing of beauty! Having the same ammo case, I believe that I may have to appropriate your design...Remind me to make you an I.D. tag for yours by way of royalties.

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:17 pm

We'll be needing about 48 of these for the after-massacre ceremony.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:37 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:39 pm

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:42 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:04 am

Communist Space Station LabwÃ«rks thanks Zulegoona for making this message of warning possible. All Kiwis and Peacekeepers: Your doom is upon you... IN SPACE!

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:38 am

MegaDoomers to you all -
we have returned from the outer rims, shaken off the space dust, emerged from the fog to get it together, and will be bringing recycled "art" projects from 0000 and 0004, 2, count e'm 2 new robot overlords to implement Terminal Village destruction without pity, new welded "artwerks", a revised streamlined encampment to better facilitate hu-man disorientation, and the completion of our glorious printed manifesto for those who do not vapourize in the super-heated slate outpost APOKILIPTIK wasteland known as "Terminal Village BRC 2007".

and we have a new soundtrack to scare the feint at heart.....................
168 straight hours of various robot voices saying:
"jelli?, i do not even like jelli on my sandwhiches"

lock up your mitts! we are coming to get you, barbara!

oh, and we'll be occassionally appearing in "hu-man" form, and when winds permit, we will offer reprogramming video de-evolution orientation...
something will most certainly be watching you.................FROM SPACE!!!!!

d6,
comic-book guy #3///androids dungeon, somewhere in TV.
plonk!
www.robotronia.com

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:33 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:

OMG!!!!... Zule, those look even better than Jelly was dancing and singing about trying to describe them!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:53 pm

d6 wrote:MegaDoomers to you all -
we have returned from the outer rims, shaken off the space dust, emerged from the fog to get it together, and will be bringing recycled "art" projects from 0000 and 0004, 2, count e'm 2 new robot overlords to implement Terminal Village destruction without pity, new welded "artwerks", a revised streamlined encampment to better facilitate hu-man disorientation, and the completion of our glorious printed manifesto for those who do not vapourize in the super-heated slate outpost APOKILIPTIK wasteland known as "Terminal Village BRC 2007".

and we have a new soundtrack to scare the feint at heart.....................
168 straight hours of various robot voices saying:
"jelli?, i do not even like jelli on my sandwhiches"

lock up your mitts! we are coming to get you, barbara!

oh, and we'll be occassionally appearing in "hu-man" form, and when winds permit, we will offer reprogramming video de-evolution orientation...
something will most certainly be watching you.................FROM SPACE!!!!!

d6,
comic-book guy #3///androids dungeon, somewhere in TV.
plonk!
www.robotronia.com

Ausgeziechnet! Super Duper! We aboard space satellite LabwÃ«rks hereby invite all sentient mechanoids to stand and present their oven mitts for inspection and testing at the People's research facility.... IN SPACE!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:40 am

APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)

PSA Patch