Fuck!
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nogganoodle
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nogganoodle
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unjonharley
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theCryptofishist
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So I went downstairs and outside with a friend without a doctor's permission. Now I'm back on c-diff precautions until I get two stool samples (before and after that will never appear on fucking wheel of fortune: bar stool sample).
What the fuck? I'm so tired of being treated like a child. I can't even go outside without being punished. it's boring up here in my tiny room.
POOF!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
What the fuck? I'm so tired of being treated like a child. I can't even go outside without being punished. it's boring up here in my tiny room.
POOF!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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cowboyangel
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cowboyangel
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and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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joel the ornery
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everyone that doesn't do the lock step to your silly liberal thinking is a fucking neo-nazi in your eyes.cowboyangel wrote:and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
sheesh.
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cowboyangel
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no Joeley..these were the real things! no kidding. Even had some old timers who still think that the Fuuer is great!joel the ornery wrote:everyone that doesn't do the lock step to your silly liberal thinking is a fucking neo-nazi in your eyes.cowboyangel wrote:and while on the topic of f.u.c.k., I almost got snookered into giving a lecture before an audience of neo-nazis.......God intervened, thank the fuckink universe for that one Dr. Angel
sheesh.
Damn and fuck.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981
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Nick Collide
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AntiM - here's what ya do...
Wait until late evening, when they have all come home, kicked off their shoes, settled into their recliners...then nuke the fuck out of them with any good wasp spray! That way, you won't have stragglers wandering around all pissed off for the rest of the summer, or location DNA bringing any of them back next spring
Wait until late evening, when they have all come home, kicked off their shoes, settled into their recliners...then nuke the fuck out of them with any good wasp spray! That way, you won't have stragglers wandering around all pissed off for the rest of the summer, or location DNA bringing any of them back next spring
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Bin Noddin
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Nico, Nico, Nico - that is so fucking NOT GREEN! Anti-M must learn to be one with the hornets, study and learn from them, make them little offerings of meat and fruit (really, they are dainty eaters), tune herself to their vibrating hum, and OUCH!
Nuke the fuckers! Nuke them now!
Nuke the fuckers! Nuke them now!
"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen
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AntiM
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I nuked them this morning, they're right in front of the picture window, near the front door. Uncool. The spray kills for four fucking weeks, but I got mylarry to agree to tear the wood apart this fall when it gets cooler. There is no visible nest, only entry holes in the cracks between the planks. They had better not be in my fucking attic, but I am not going through the crawlhole in the closet ceiling to fucking look. No-fucking-siree-fucking-bob.
I will nuke again tonight! Better living through fucking chemistry.
And I haven't seen my fucking epi-pen in years. Probably should get a new one.
And I feel all fucking creepy, like they're crawling up my pants leg or in my hair (I've had both experiences in the past, fucking ick) even though I wore a fucking face mask and a fucking boonie hat while I was attacking them. Creepy little fucks.
I will nuke again tonight! Better living through fucking chemistry.
And I haven't seen my fucking epi-pen in years. Probably should get a new one.
And I feel all fucking creepy, like they're crawling up my pants leg or in my hair (I've had both experiences in the past, fucking ick) even though I wore a fucking face mask and a fucking boonie hat while I was attacking them. Creepy little fucks.
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EvilDustBooger
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Hey AntiM
We have these nasty big carpenter bees here in Oklahoma.
Chewed(or drilled) my buddy`s cabin to bits...
You said they only leave holes....sounds familiar.
Could it bee you`ve got some of these?
http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/Carpenter_Bees.htm
We have these nasty big carpenter bees here in Oklahoma.
Chewed(or drilled) my buddy`s cabin to bits...
You said they only leave holes....sounds familiar.
Could it bee you`ve got some of these?
http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/Carpenter_Bees.htm
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EvilDustBooger
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theCryptofishist
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Fuck Yeah! We don't want to lose you to that stupid fucking detail.AntiM wrote:And I haven't seen my fucking epi-pen in years. Probably should get a new one.
AntiM--you are needed. We hang about your neck like an albatross.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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AntiM
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Albatross! get yer Albatross here!
Naw, these are no way fucking carpenter bees, I know what those are. Nope, these are wood burrowing wasps of some kind, slim waisted, yellow stripes, aggressive. Actually better than the ground burrowing hornets out back, I don't step on the roof wasps by accident.
Aye, aye epi-pen lack noted, although I've always doubted I really needed the fucker. hey, I get hives from the cat scan iodine and all they do at the fucking hospital is load me up with benadryl.
fuck. I love you fuckos.
Naw, these are no way fucking carpenter bees, I know what those are. Nope, these are wood burrowing wasps of some kind, slim waisted, yellow stripes, aggressive. Actually better than the ground burrowing hornets out back, I don't step on the roof wasps by accident.
Aye, aye epi-pen lack noted, although I've always doubted I really needed the fucker. hey, I get hives from the cat scan iodine and all they do at the fucking hospital is load me up with benadryl.
fuck. I love you fuckos.
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Lassen Forge
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Two Good Humors, please...
FUCK!!!
My booboo left on her 3 week trip to NYC and Russia, I'm here all fucking ALONE, I miss her so fucking bad, I just want to fucking SCREAM, the house is so quiet and alone and damn...
And the fucking FUCKS at the fucking state can't get their collective SHIT together to get me a copy of my fucking birth certificate in any reasonable time, Which means I couldn't get a fucking passport (It's been s few years since I needed one), so I couldn't fucking GO, damnit.
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FUCK!!!
My booboo left on her 3 week trip to NYC and Russia, I'm here all fucking ALONE, I miss her so fucking bad, I just want to fucking SCREAM, the house is so quiet and alone and damn...
And the fucking FUCKS at the fucking state can't get their collective SHIT together to get me a copy of my fucking birth certificate in any reasonable time, Which means I couldn't get a fucking passport (It's been s few years since I needed one), so I couldn't fucking GO, damnit.
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LeChatNoir
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When I was building a fucking house some years back, I noticed that some stingy critters were also building a home on the underside of my welder trailer, which had been parked nearby for a while. I’m generally one to leave ‘em alone if I can, but figured I’d better investigate this one.Nick Collide wrote:AntiM - here's what ya do...
Wait until late evening, when they have all come home, kicked off their shoes, settled into their recliners...then nuke the fuck out of them with any good wasp spray! That way, you won't have stragglers wandering around all pissed off for the rest of the summer, or location DNA bringing any of them back next spring
What I saw was a nest about as big as a soccer ball hanging down, populated by Black Hornets… mean, mean things with nasty stingers. They’ll attack you just for getting too close. So I figured that these guys were too near to where somebody’s kid (or me for that matter) might wander into it.
Snuck down there that night and pumped the hole and the nest full of toxic bug goo and they plugged it up there were so many trying to get out, but instead were dying (I must add that this fuckin’ bothered me some, since I have a keen sense of empathy and imagined myself as the hornet laying there writhing in neurotoxic pain… but that didn’t stop me mind you).
The next day I went down to check it out and found the nest to be about three times as long as it was wide and I got two heaped shovels full of dead hornets out of it. Fuck… more than enough to have shut me down and killed me.
Watch out for those fuckers.
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather
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unjonharley
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I went out of town this morning to watch ELliot race his kietic art Henry Ford Go's Surfing..
My son called to say he found the cat I was trying get to stay with me painted. Some FUCKwad spray painted my kitty.. Fuck!! He is in the hospitel now recovering.. You gotta know the fucking vet bill will be out of sight..
If you think I'm upset now.. Wait until some stoner tells me who the fuck did this.. I may be an old man.. But I'll fuck em good..
My son called to say he found the cat I was trying get to stay with me painted. Some FUCKwad spray painted my kitty.. Fuck!! He is in the hospitel now recovering.. You gotta know the fucking vet bill will be out of sight..
If you think I'm upset now.. Wait until some stoner tells me who the fuck did this.. I may be an old man.. But I'll fuck em good..
Make sure you have steel toe boots on....unjonharley wrote:I went out of town this morning to watch ELliot race his kietic art Henry Ford Go's Surfing..
My son called to say he found the cat I was trying get to stay with me painted. Some FUCKwad spray painted my kitty.. Fuck!! He is in the hospitel now recovering.. You gotta know the fucking vet bill will be out of sight..
If you think I'm upset now.. Wait until some stoner tells me who the fuck did this.. I may be an old man.. But I'll fuck em good..
I was Born OK the 1st Time....
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
Don't bring defaultia to Burning Man, take Burning Man to defaultia...... graidawg
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unjonharley
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Fuck UnjonHarley...You should find the lil' Fuck,strip em' nakked, Duct tape em' and then proceed to spray paint them from head to toe, playing close attention to the hairy parts head crotch armpits eyebrows. This can be done either with the spray paint or duct tape...your pick!
Fuck evil kitty abusers!
Fuck evil kitty abusers!
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
