colonoscopy

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:10 pm

bush is having a party in his ass saterday.. this is to asure us all once again he is truely a perfect asshole..

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:13 pm

The scary part is that for a couple of hours, Cheney will be acting President.....

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:16 pm

mojo wrote:The scary part is that for a couple of hours, Cheney will be acting President.....

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And how will that be any different ¿¿

Green Wood · Post by **Green Wood** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:49 pm

mojo wrote:The scary part is that for a couple of hours, Cheney will be acting President.....

Bush is just a polyp up Cheney's ass

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Jul 21, 2007 6:53 pm

And Bush said:" Power to the dick"

Aiee! It burns! · Post by **Aiee! It burns!** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:46 am

This isn't about a new camp?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:09 am

On second thought, This is about an asshole in a asshole.. Pair a doc's?

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:42 pm

I hate to celebrate cancer in anyone but when I heard about this I let loose a most e-vile snigger. That turned into a quiet, sustained cackle.

Because I know <i><b>exactly</b></i> what's happening to him!

I breathe marginally easier knowing that whatever that vicious little fucker sticks us with, the universe is getting back for us.

Edit:
Second thought. He won't have the pleasure [/irony] of reading a rejection letter from his health insurance. He'll never hear "sorry, good luck" from a hospital. His medical care is guaranteed and if the polyps are indeed cancerous they'll take care of it immediately. He'll never have cancer more advanced than Stage One.

However...
While he's guzzling a gallon of Nu-lytely in an hour, and his guts are turning to water, he won't have privacy like the rest of us that have to go through this procedure do. He'll have twelve doofs standing with their ears to the door and going, "Are you alright, Mr. President?" at best.
And he's STILL going to be put off the taste of lemon-lime. Yuck.

That photo in the paper didn't show the Depends...

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:00 pm

Oh, I had the pleasure of fleet-phospho lemon-ginger. You're supposed to mis it with soda or water, but I ended up doing it like tequila shots. Ook. But hey, saved my life, so I can only complain so much.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:54 pm

AntiM wrote:Oh, I had the pleasure of fleet-phospho lemon-ginger. You're supposed to mis it with soda or water, but I ended up doing it like tequila shots. Ook. But hey, saved my life, so I can only complain so much.

Three days of nothing but phospho and clear liquids. Yeah, that's why I can't stand to drink apple juice any more.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:12 pm

Ahh, shit.

(oh, how clever, Monkeypoo)

Monkeypoo hasn't been here on eplaya in ages/months and THIS is what I have to look forward to???

YOU SICK FUCKS. Oh, sorry. I know this is a *sensitive* subject.

Colonoscopy subject. 3rd subject down from the top? OMG. *ahem*

Been there. Done that.

**pours herself another glass of Pinot Grigio**

(yeah, it hasn't changed much)

*hiccup*

Colonoscopies ain't that bad. ENJOY IT, BABY!!!! You go in, get dressed up in a funny gown with yer ass hanging out, they slip an IV into yer arm, take you into the "room", plug you into some really NICE Demerol, and tellya to count back.... 10-9-8-2-7-12.... LA LA LA LA LA.....

Next thing ya know, you're waking up to orange juice and asking the nurse, "Does that shit come in a 12 pack or what???? Stick it up my ass any day, Nurse Ratchit!!!"

OMG, did I just say that????