The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:33 pm

Juts finisheing up an evening of rum and cdkes

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:25 pm

HEY!!! YOU BURNER HONEYS!!!! (male & female)

Gimme a DAMN PINOT GRIGIO and SPANK MY ASS!!!!!!

**WOOT**

Oh, yeahhhhhhhh................

xoxooxoxoxoxoxo

Monkeypoo is IN the house.....

**flings poo across the room**

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:32 pm

WHINE , WINE, AND ASS SPANKING

(or is that spank the monkey??)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:06 pm

i go home tomorrow.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:12 am

Are you ready?

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:40 am

Glad you made it back Fishy. That was quite a swim.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:41 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Yeah Fishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:11 am

Very Cool Fishy! Yaayyyyyyyyy!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:38 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:i go home tomorrow.

You're going to BRC tomorrow? wow how cool is that? it is a little early though, yes.....

the rebbi

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:30 pm

You give great advice mojo.

Fancy a drink?

Apple Karate
* 2 cups Apple juice (or cider)
* 1 large Carrot, peeled and chopped
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium speed until well blended. Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses and drink up.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:51 am

<click> morning peeps.....

Coffee w/ a splash of Jack anyone?

the rebbi

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:01 am

BigCock wrote:You give great advice mojo.

Fancy a drink?

Apple Karate
* 2 cups Apple juice (or cider)
* 1 large Carrot, peeled and chopped
Place all ingredients in the blender jar - cover and whiz on medium speed until well blended. Pour in one tall, 2 medium or 3 small glasses and drink up.

Wow - a Big Cock that's complimentary too. (Swoon)

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:08 am

I'll go with the coffee splash of jack...hold the coffee ...thank you!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:15 am

Coffee with jack. Just what I need. Morning Pinemom!

supersonin · Post by **supersonin** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:20 am

Hi everyone, I am finally going public after lurking around here for a couple months.....want to make some new friends...we are heading to the playa on aug 24th....and I am off to buy some more clamps,colorful duct tape, and spray paint for my bike....still need to decorate the bike...ordered some el wire....stole my daughters bicycle basket (much to her dismay) oh well, she'll get over it.....I am still trying to figure out shade for over our tent and van, any ideas? I got the idea to foil my windows in the van, good one but I am afraid we will cook out there.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:21 am

Mornin Sweet Box B, how is the day finding you so far...im procrastinating...as usual.
Ive done a bit here and a bit there...
have 4 hr practice tonightand tomorrow night, performance on Saturday for the drum dance and diggeroo festival.
I will be so happy when we put the fire tools away for a week till we get out to BM!

Im spinning in the inner circle this year!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:21 am

yeah, that's what I need right now.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:23 am

**looks in file index**
Absolut Motherfucker
Absolut Royal Fuck
Acidic Mindfuck
Adios Motherfucker
Adios Motherfucker #2
Adios Motherfucker #3
Apple Fucker
Apple Pucker Fucker
Arielle's Fuck 'n Run
Bad Mother Fucker
Blue MotherFucker
Blue MotherFucker #2
Bunny Fucker
Cherry Fucker
Cluster Fuck
Cocky Apple Pucker Fucker
Cocky Motherfucker
Colorado Bull Fucker
Colorado Motherfucker
Colorado Motherfucker #2
Duck Fuck
Dumbfuck
Festive Fuck
Flaming Blue Fuck
Flying Fuck
Fruity as Fuck
Fruity Ball of Fuck
Fruity Fuck
Frutty Fuck-Me-Up
Fuck Face
Fuck in the Graveyard
Fuck Me By The Pool
Fuck Me Hard
Fuck Me In The Ass Sideways
Fuck Me Like An Animal
Fuck Me Over Again
Fuck Me Sideways
Fuck Me Up
Fuck Me Up, Scottie
Fuck You
Fuck You #2
Fuck Your Buddy
Fucked by a Pharaoh
Fucked by a Rockstar
Fucked on the Floor
Fucked Up Float
Fucked Up Frozen Lemonade
Fucked Up Greek
Fucked Up Lemonade
Fucked Up Motherfucker
Fucked Up New Year
Fucked Up Shark
Fucking Arnold
Fucking Hot
Fucking Monkey
Fuzzy Fucker
Green Motherfucker
Happy Birthday Motherfucker
Holy Fuck
Lithium Motherfucker
Little Green Fucker
Mexican Fuck
Mexican Motherfucker
Mind Fuck
Mongolian Motherfucker
Mongolian Motherfucker #2
Mother Fucked Up
Mother Fucker
Mother Fucking Ape
Motherfucker
Motherfucker #2
Motherfucker Shot
Mud Fuck
New York Motherfucker
New York Motherfucker #2
No Fucking Idea
Orange Fucker
Pineapple Fuck-Me-Up
Pucker Fucker
Purple Alaskan Thunder Fuck
Purple Elastic Thunder Fuck
Purple Fuck
Purple Fucker
Purple Motherfucker
Purple Motherfucker #2
Purple Motherfucker #3
Quick Fuck
Rad Fuck
Rat Fuck
Rocky Mountain Bear Fuck
Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker
Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker #2
Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker #3
Rocky Mountain Mother Fucker
Royal Caribbean Fuck
Royal Cheap Fuck
Royal Fuck
Slow Fuck
Sweet Motherfucker
The Fucking Shit
Throw Me Down and Fuck Me
Violent Fuck
Watermelon Pucker Fucker
Yellow Motherfuckers

here it is...runs out door with a card in hand~~

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:26 am

For Sput'

and uhm supersonin...there is a awesome list for first timers and the survival guide...
welcome home, but if ya need a drink I can help ya with that....but if ya need a list go to the burningman.com front page and find first timers guide

here here's a nice refreshing drink for ya as you wade through all the info

supersonin · Post by **supersonin** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:47 pm

Thanks for the info, I have been reading the first timers guide for months and months....guess I just wanted to say hi and see if we could do a little networking before we get out on the playa.....we will be camping with the temple crew, so I think we will have plenty of friends there but we really plan on getting out and doing some visiting......

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:46 pm

Cheers supersonin,

only three posts and you found your way to the bar already....

My kinda burner... first rounds on me and pinemom.

the rebbi

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:14 pm

supersonin wrote:Hi everyone, I am finally going public after lurking around here for a couple months.....want to make some new friends...we are heading to the playa on aug 24th....and I am off to buy some more clamps,colorful duct tape, and spray paint for my bike....still need to decorate the bike...ordered some el wire....stole my daughters bicycle basket (much to her dismay) oh well, she'll get over it.....I am still trying to figure out shade for over our tent and van, any ideas? I got the idea to foil my windows in the van, good one but I am afraid we will cook out there.

Oh pardon me I didnâ€™t see you there.

And me fucken all over the place.

Enjoy your self at Burning Man try to see as much of it as you canâ€¦. and talk to everyone.

The bar was a good place to start come back soon.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:47 pm

EspressoDude wrote:WHINE , WINE, AND ASS SPANKING

(or is that spank the monkey??)

WTF is happening in here??? Man, I haven't been here in AGES.

Spank me. Monkeypoo needs a serious spanking.

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:01 pm

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:15 pm

Ohhhhhhhh.... Now we're talking.... The monkey looks like he/she is REALLY enjoying that whipping.

**dammit, gotta speed dial my boyfriend RIGHT NOW**

Side note: HOW did I get like this? I never liked spankings and beatings on my delicate ass cheeks and thighs before I hooked up with all you burners. You have corrupted me. You have changed me. I have NEVER been so submissive in my entire life.

I think I like this.

**WOOT**

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:11 pm

Are we going to see you on the playa MonkeyPoo?

Jack and coke on tap tonight...

oh yeah...[spank][SPANK][SPANK]

MozyBonz · Post by **MozyBonz** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:28 pm

**Juke box comes on**

Well, I built me an art-car and sheâ€™s ready for floatinâ€™
black rock city sheâ€™s callinâ€™ my name
theme bars are jumpinâ€™
That Art car a thumpinâ€™
black rock city keeps rollinâ€™ on past just the same

Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
black desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Yeah, keep on shininâ€™ your light
Gonna make everything, playa-mama
Gonna make everything all right
And I ainâ€™t got no worries
â€™cause I ainâ€™t in no hurry at all

Well, if it rains, I donâ€™t care
Donâ€™t make no difference to me
Just take that art car thats goinâ€™ up town
Yeah, Iâ€™d like to hear some funky drum & bass
And dance a honky tonk
And Iâ€™ll be giftingâ€™ evâ€™rybody drinks all â€™rounâ€™

Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Old black rock city, keep on rollinâ€™
black desert moon, wonâ€™t you keep on shininâ€™ on me
Yeah, keep on shininâ€™ your light
Gonna make everything playa-mama
Gonna make everything all right
And I ainâ€™t got no worries
â€™cause I ainâ€™t in no hurry at all

Iâ€™d like to hear some funky drum & bass
playa mama come and take me by the hand
By the hand, take me by the hand playa mama
Come and dance with your daddy all night long
I want to honky tonk, honky tonk, honky tonk
and get funky With you all night long

**Pours Jack and coke on tap**

Warms hands next to Monkeys Red ASS

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:28 pm

Hey... Where is everybody. There's only a few more weeks before the event, what's everybody doing?

I just finished soaking my feet (something I picked up from Burningman) it still feels a little girly but what the hell. Well at least the Jack makes the time past.

the water is still hot anybody want a footbath?

drink up

the rebbi

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:47 pm

Quick, give me a beer... there's fur on my tongue!!

karine · Post by **karine** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:47 pm

Quick, give me a drink!!! There's fur on my tongue!

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