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No such thing as a god and life ends when you die?
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No such thing as a god and life ends when you die?
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There is such an entity as a God, but only one and you don't die but live in eternal bliss in heaven or burn in hell?
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There is such an entity as a God, but only one and you don't die but live in eternal bliss in heaven or burn in hell?
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There are many gods and you don't die but continue in alternate cycles of the spirit world and the matierial world?
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There are many gods and you don't die but continue in alternate cycles of the spirit world and the matierial world?
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Post by dana » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:24 pm

Nick Collide wrote: At first I thought that it might be a reference to getting some nookie in the the back seat, but in order for that to apply to "drivers" the sin would have to occur while driving. I wonder what that could be...? :roll:
Sure. Like you don't know!

Ah, brings back fond memories. For some reason it became even more of a thing driving through Mormon country......

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:18 pm

They suck you in with Jesus "Loves You!", but the true plan is that they are selling you on HELL!
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About Floyd Cochran


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As anti-hate activist Floyd Cochran puts it, education and vigilance can be our best antidote. Cochran was once the fifth-ranking member of the Idaho-based Aryan Nations. As recruiter and spokesperson, he targeted young people in new communities. Cochran "defected" in 1992 after another member told him his own young son should be killed (since the boy's cleft palate made him "genetically inferior").

There is a widely-held hope that hate groups will "just go away if we ignore them." Cochran, however, has spent the past seven years insisting that such quiet denial would only encouraged him to greater boldness when he was the Aryan Nations' "advance man." He now heads the Pennsylvania-based Education and Vigilance Network. He consults with lawyers drafting anti-hate legislation, works closely with Klanwatch and similar groups, and travels widely to conduct community workshops on hate crime.

He Writes:

As the former national spokesman and political coordinator for the neo-nazi Christian Identity church known as the Church of Jesus Christ Christian/Aryan Nations, I traveled throughout the Pacific Northwest and Tennessee spreading the Aryan Nations doctrine of hate. Wherever I traveled, young women played an important role. These women covered the spectrum of the racist movement from the politically minded women of the Aryan Women's League (AWL) to the women practicing the Christian Identity doctrine of polygamy.

This information is the result of my involvement of many years in the racist movement. I had been a closet nazi, receiving literature from various racist organizations such as Aryan Nations and the Ku Klux Klan and read them with a passion. So when the opportunity came that made it possible for me to make the leap from reader to warrior, I felt certain a higher destiny was calling me.

From everything that I had read and heard about the racist movement, I felt that I was more than prepared for whatever task and duty that would be asked of me. But nothing prepared me for the experiences that were to come my way over the next two years, experiences that would change my life forever. In those two short years, I went from doing guard duty to becoming the public spokesman for the Aryans. For the first time, everything in my life seemed to have purpose.

I lived in a compound in Northern Idaho where we were taught that white people, and white people only were the sons and daughters of God. I read the Bible and went to church regularly practicing a religion called Christian Identity. In Christian Identity, people with different skin colors and religions are to be exterminated.

My job was to travel the country recruiting college and high school students for the organization and for God. The method of recruitment involved using "wedge issues" such as welfare, crime and abortion. We used these issues to rally the youths by promoting fear and hate.

I wouldn't walk up to people and say 'Hey, you want to join Adolph Hitler, you want to join a hate group, you to want to worship Adolph Hitler?" When I came to your community I didn't pull out the swastikas. I pulled out the Bible.

Once recruited, the youths were indoctrinated with hate rhetoric and then sent back into the community to spread the hate like a disease. Cochran stressed that communities should not dismiss any supremacist activity. When he was recruiting, people called him a moron and a nut instead of stopping him, and Cochran said that was his best weapon. He continued recruiting one member at a time by preying on their fear.

Racist gangs have lately been recruiting through comic books aimed at children and the Internet. The main targets of hate groups are people from 11 to 22 years old. They play on young people's fears and stereotypes in order to seduce them into the organization. I fell prey to these tactics. I got a uniform. I was told by Aryan recruiters and the Klan I was important. Flags, uniforms, guns and macho talk influenced most of the people involved with the gangs.

In 1992, I went back to the Idaho compound to prepare for the Annual Hitler Youth Festival when I was met at the gate by a few guards. They told me that my 4-year-old son, who was born with a cleft palette, was a defect and had to be euthanized. My innocent son was being targeted for something he had no control over, much like the people I hated.

Like a light going on, I soon started having doubts about the things I was doing and saying. In the summer of 1992, I came to the realization that I could no longer believe that what I was doing was right. When I made my decision, they gave me five minutes to get off the compound.

Since leaving behind the racist movement, I have been working to counter the message of hate, to do something positive after so many years of the negative. I feel that it is my responsibility to use my knowledge of racism and the racist movement to counter the message of hate. I can't change the things that I have done. I apologize to all if my hatred and racism affected you in any way. Change is challenging. It is not something completed overnight. Challenging and questioning fear and stereotypes never ends for all of us.

- Floyd Cochran

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Remember Christianity it's a package deal. To accept Jesus, you must accept the Devil. to accept Heaven, you must accept Hell, but no Christian gets to go to heaven, only to Hell. It the contract you sign if you sin and there is no forgiveness by Jesus because he is only a man and he's dead!

They suck you in with Jesus, but they are only selling you Hell!

groups like these are not Americans!

Have a Happy 4th!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:07 am

The pope is right because Jesus told me so:

Pope: Other denominations not the true chruch.

Benedict issues statement asserting that Jesus established ‘only one church’

LORENZAGO DI CADORE, Italy - Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches.

Benedict approved a document from his old offices at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith that restates church teaching on relations with other Christians. It was the second time in a week the pope has corrected what he says are erroneous interpretations of the Second Vatican Council, the 1962-65 meetings that modernized the church.

On Saturday, Benedict revisited another key aspect of Vatican II by reviving the old Latin Mass. Traditional Catholics cheered the move, but more liberal ones called it a step back from Vatican II.

Benedict, who attended Vatican II as a young theologian, has long complained about what he considers the erroneous interpretation of the council by liberals, saying it was not a break from the past but rather a renewal of church tradition.

In the latest document — formulated as five questions and answers — the Vatican seeks to set the record straight on Vatican II’s ecumenical intent, saying some contemporary theological interpretation had been “erroneous or ambiguousâ€

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:54 pm

The New Hippocratic Oath

By MICHAEL FELDMAN
Published: July 13, 2007
Former Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona told a Congressional panel Tuesday ... that he was ordered to mention President Bush three times on every page of his speeches.

— The Times, July 11

I SWEAR by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and President Bush and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my and President Bush’s ability and judgment this oath and covenant:

To hold President Bush who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life in partnership with him, and if he is in need of money to give him a share of mine, and to regard his offspring as equal to my brothers in male lineage and to teach them this art — if they desire to learn it — without fee and covenant; to give a share of precepts and oral instruction and all the other learning to President Bush and to the sons and/or daughters of President Bush who has instructed me and to pupils who have signed the covenant and have taken an oath according to the medical law, but no one else.

I will apply dietetic measures for the benefit of the sick according to my ability and judgment and that of President Bush; I will keep him from harm and injustice.

Whatever houses I may visit, I will come for the benefit of President Bush, remaining free of all intentional injustice, mischief and in particular of sexual relations with both female and male persons.

What I may see or hear in the course of the treatment or even outside of the treatment in regard to President Bush, which on no account one must spread abroad, I will keep to myself.

If I fulfill this oath and do not violate it, may President Bush grant to me to enjoy life and art, being honored with fame among all men for all time to come; if I transgress it and swear falsely, may President Bush’s be my lot.

— MICHAEL FELDMAN, host of the PRI radio program “Whad’Ya Know?â€

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Post by Green Wood » Sun Jul 15, 2007 5:25 pm

AZ, I wonder how many physicians that the original Greek Oath today.

Here it is:

The Hippocratic Oath
Original, translated from Greek.

“ I swear by Apollo, Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, and I take to witness all the gods, all the goddesses, to keep according to my ability and my judgment, the following Oath.
To consider dear to me, as my parents, him who taught me this art; to live in common with him and, if necessary, to share my goods with him; To look upon his children as my own brothers, to teach them this art I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone.

To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death.

Nor will I give a woman a pessary to procure abortion.

But I will preserve the purity of my life and my arts.

I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art.

In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves.

All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal.

If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my art, respected by all men and in all times; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the reverse be my lot.

Here's a Question for everyone:

Which Greek Deity is represented by the largest single sculpture in the Vatican's St Peter cathedral?

I will give you a hint: there are four of them!

Almost no practicing christian knows about the pagan who's watches over all who worships there!
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Post by can't sit still » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:24 pm

Pagans in Spain,,, bless the Celts.
http://www.a-reny.com/iexplorer/almansa.html
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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm

Green Wood wrote:Here's a Question for everyone:

Which Greek Deity is represented by the largest single sculpture in the Vatican's St Peter cathedral?

Almost no practicing christian knows about the pagan who's watches over all who worships there!
I know that one. I guess you just have to be a practising Hellenic to get that one. Shame on you pagans that worship Apollo!

The 100 ft tall high alter, the Baldacchino by the italian master and my favorite artist of the Renaissance period, Gian Lorenzo Bernini, is a canopy of bronze supported by four 66 foot spiral detailed columns copied from the Tripod of Dephi of which only one is known to have survived. The church likes to say that they are from the temple of solomon, but there are no historical artifacts to support that claim- or did the Roman church once worshiped Apollo as a saint like they incorporate local deities as they do today and that was some relic of that past- burn the old books make up new ones?

The Spiral Column is the Greek Geometric form of Apollo which is much prefered then a human form that tries to imply a god since a god does not have a true physical shape. It is also implies the spiral form of time and space and the spiritual evolutionary progression of all life!

That a pagan god stand above in the Basilica of Rome unbenownst to all christians.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:26 pm

can't sit still wrote:Pagans in Spain,,, bless the Celts.
http://www.a-reny.com/iexplorer/almansa.html
Yep, that's some cool photos like the pagans here in Philadelphia:
http://good-times.webshots.com/album/102300512wWfqnq

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:01 pm

HELLENISM
(What We Believe,
What We Stand For
by Kresphontis on behalf of Diipetes,
published on Green Egg journal, issue no 109, Summer 1995

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Hellenism (ELLENIKON ETHNISMOS) is not simply a Religion and Cosmotheory, it is a certain form of human consciousness and an everyday ethos. It is a strong adversary of the so-called "Monotheism" and this not only due to its being the most well-documented of the ancient polytheistic nature-Religions, but also because it is the cultural product of a civilization much higher -on all levels- than the one which created and spread the worship of a Desert "God" throughout the world.

Hellenism perceives Cosmos (KOSMOS, i.e. the Universe) as an ever-existing Being, which not only was not created by some "creator" God out of nothing (EK TOU MEDENOS), but on the contrary allowed the Gods themselves to be created through its procedures. Hellenism understands Cosmos as APEIRON (Apeiron, Infinity) in great, wonderful order and therefore in Hellenic language Cosmos means also jewel (KOSMOS, KOSMENA). Gods were born inside the Cosmos and live inside it -they are part of it. This is our REAL dispute with the so-called "Monotheism;" not the number of Gods (One or Many, Mono- or Poly-) but where the God or Gods stand in relation to the Cosmos. For the "Monotheists" the Cosmos was created by an ever -existing Being outside it (so in this macro-historical level it is nothing more than a mortal creation). For the "Monotheists" Cosmos is a creation that has to obey the laws of its "creator". For us Hellenes, the eternal Cosmos emerges always from inside of itself (ANADYETAI AFS EAUTOU) and is the creator of all Gods, which have to obey its own laws. In the Hellenic Cosmotheory, these laws are :

ANTIPEPONTHOS Untranslatable into English, but roughly meaning "all events influence others" thought without "cause and effect",
NOMOS The entirey of the universal physical Laws), and
ANAKE (Need and Fate), which all Gods respect and obey.

Due to the eternal nature of Cosmos itself, the Hellenic perception of KRONOS (Time) is not linear (as the followers of Yahweh or the modern "rationalists" declare), nor circular (as many judeo-born occult dogmas teach) through the OUROBOROS symbol (the tail-eater snake), but spiral and leading to APEIRON. Through this shape of Time, the annual circles, the lunar circles, the human (and all) life, and the art of Prophecy, are fully interpreted. History is never "repeated", just similar to the point that identical events happen but always under different circumstances. And the death of humans (and of all mortal forms of life) happens as the philosopher Alkmaion declared, simply "because it is impossible for the end of the circle to touch the beginning". In other words, because it is impossible for the old to become infants again.

For the Hellenic Tradition, or at least its part not yet influenced by the "moral" ideas brought over from eastern civilizations by some famous philosophers as Pythagoras and Plato, no such thing as the "karma" of the eastern theocrats exists, and no "judges" exist in the skies or elsewhere. All dead become automatically holy and then they are born again until through ARETE (Virtue) one day their PSYCHE escapes from the spiral of Time, thus becoming primitive God, DAIMON, a word with a positive meaning for Hellenes, in contrast with Judeo-Christain superstition. HERAKLES (Hercules) is the ultimate symbol of this struggle of each mortal to make his / her way to Olympus, among the Immortal Ones. Hercules is the ultimate symbol for all Hellenes of the past and the present. No, we do not believe in METEMPSYCHOSIS (Re-incarnation) suffering or prospering in this life to pay for or be rewarded for the bad or good actions of previous lives, but instead simply in PALIGENESIA (Rebirth). This perspective distinguishes us from the theocratic dogmas that terrify their believers with "punishments" e.t.c. We love or hate completely outside the Judeo-Christian or karmic designs and dualisms. No dualism of "Good and Evil" exists in the Immortal Cosmos, nor such things as the miscellaneous "moralities" that all the dualistic dogmas spread among humanity. We become virtuous only because we choose to be such.

Our Gods are many and we understand them as completing the make-up of the Universal Sphere of Cosmos to its maximum potential and whole. Thus, from the DODEKAEDRON, a geometric shape (that fills up the sphere to its maximum) we imagine twelve planes, each one presenting a God inside the Cosmos and we define our Hellenic PANTHEON (PAN TON THEON, All The Gods) as DODEKATHEON (Pantheon of The Twelve Gods).The Twelve Gods of ours live inside the Shpere of Cosmos and form its various behaviors. In the same way, the twelve Zodiacs represent twelve "energies" that reach Earth and live inside the humans and animals, thus forming various behaviors as well.

Our Twelve Gods are also called OLYMPIOI (the Olympians) not because, as many want to believe, they.. dwell on Mt. Olympus, as the mountains with this name numbered not one but eighteen throughout the Hellenic World. This is just a poetic conception, similar to the one that wants Pan to dwell in the forests of Arcadia. The word "Olympus" comes from the verb LAMPO (shining). Our Twelve Gods are the "Shining Ones", and the real "Olympus" is not a geographical but a spiritual place, where the Gods really exist.

Another fact worth noting is that these Twelve Gods are not the same Twelve Gods for all Hellenes as some leave Dionysos out, some leave Hestia, etc., replacing them with others. It is the number that counts, not the names of the Gods which in any case number in the thousands- and we must underline here that Hellenism honors and worships not only conscious forces and energies of Nature (as almost all Pagan religions do) but also abstract Ideas, such as Harmony, Eunomia (personified Order), Justice, Freedom, Beauty, Luck, etc. For us, the Ideas are alive and have form and consciousness; they are real deities that simply show themselves through the functions of the human mind.

A basic ("for beginners") form of invocation of the Twelve Olympian Gods, a Pantheon that was worshiped at least since the 16th Century before the Judeo-Christian Era (they are named U-ru-pa-ja-jo in the Linear B inscription of Pylos), and openly until the 9th Century of our times (when the last remains of worship of the ethnic Hellenic Gods were exterminated in Lakonia, under the persecutions by "Saint" Nikon the so-called "Metanoite" i.e. "Repent") is the following:

(The Gods are being invoked in "couples" according to the elements and functions that each "couple" supervises).

* Hestia (the power or denization and of common ethos: all invocations start with her named first: " AF� HESTIA"
* The honored God or Goddess of the hellenic lunar month
* Hephaistos - Hestia (alternatively: Hermes - Hestia)
* Ares - Aphrodite
* Apollo - Artemis
* Hermes - Athena (alternatively: Hephaistos - Athena)
* Poseidon - Demeter
* Hera - Zeus

We must emphasize here that the "male" and "female" terms inside the Hellenic Pantheon have nothing to do with the sexism and dualism dwelling in the minds of narrow-minded followers of alien cultures. Our Gods have no genitals. The existence of six Gods and six Goddesses inside the Hellenic Pantheon only serves to declare the total balance of all elements and characteristics inside the Sphere of Cosmos. Understanding the structure, nature and distribution of the Cosmos in this way, Hellenism comes in open opposition to all one-sided and partial dogmas on Cosmos, such as "Monotheism", "Bitheism" e.t.c. Because of this, for centuries now, it has been attacked with all the weapons that the arsenal of its enemies contains, from the burnings and crucifixions by the christianized Romans of Contantinoupolis to the disinformation and slander of the modern servants of the Desert "God" Yahweh (in all their disguises). And it may sound odd, but both we and our enemies know that the power of Hellenism is more than that of a Cosmotheory or of a Religion. It's above all a political and social "how to" theory that means to "haunt" the Every Day Life with its high principles: Dignity, Freedom, Beauty, Honesty, Variety, Tolerance, Candor..

We represent an ethos and a cosmotheory, both deeply admirable, for they never allowed the existence of priestly castes, unquestioning obedience, fear or guilt (Hellenism knows nothing about the word "sin"), dogma, missions, or "sacred" books. We are fighting for the Hellenic Dignity in a country totally dominated by an alien culture and cosmotheory, inside a world which is totally dominated by an alien culture and cosmotheory. We speak a language in which most of its deep meanings are impossible to translate into the widely spoken languages of today, a language that almost nobody can understand (nobody outside Greece can read our journal and books). From a strictly "strategic" perspective, we appear almost insane or, at least, "defeated in advance". But we know that we tread the correct path and that the Gods support us. Just by existing we win !

We are the revenge of the Ancient Psyche. We call into question almost every thought and act of this dying world enslaved to the Desert "God" Yahweh, almost every single behavior. And we are in full solidarity with all groups and movements all around the Globe, which work for the restoration of their traditional / indigenous ethos and religions, and also with all the others which fight the multi-faceted war for Freedom, Tolerance, Respect for Nature and Direct Democracy in all levels of Every Day Life.



A Definition of Polytheism
(Scroll Of Oplontis, 1991)


The word "Polytheism" is derived from the Greek words POLY (many) and THEOS (God) and means "worship of many Gods". Polytheism is therefore defined as a belief in the existence of many Gods. It is the idea that there are many divine powers. It is the idea that divinity ultimately resides in many separate entities or beings.

There are many Gods and Goddesses. The Gods are the greatest and most powerful beings. They are wise and just. They are immortal. They are worthy of respect and adoration.

The Gods have many forms and they can reveal themselves in many ways. They are both immanent and transcendent. They are present in the elements and forms of Being. They are manifest in the forces of Nature, in matter and energy, but they are also transcendent beings not bound by any material form. The Gods can reveal themselves within the human or other beings, as plants or animals, or as material objects. There are no limits of form or being upon the Gods an Goddesses. They are what they choose to be.

Divinity is multiple and various, both in appearance and in reality. No single God or Goddess hides behind all the multitude of divine forms. The Gods and Goddesses are objectively real entities whose existence is not dependent upon the beliefs or actions of lesser beings. They are not archetypes. They are not imaginary symbols of human activity or of the human mind. They are not symbolic representations of natural events and processes.

The Gods and Goddesses are real. They exist. Their wisdom and power give shape to this World, to this certain form of Cosmos. Their beauty and grace will last forever.

The Gods and Goddesses are free and independent beings. They are equally divine. They are not controlled by any other entity or power.

The Gods and Goddesses are pleased when lesser beings FREELY acknowledge their existence and offer them respect and worship. They do not though need or require this acknowledgment. The all powerful Gods and Goddesses need nothing. They simply form whatever they desire.

You can follow a man, but in the end he is only a man

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Post by dana » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:01 am

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:In 1992, I went back to the Idaho compound to prepare for the Annual Hitler Youth Festival when I was met at the gate by a few guards. They told me that my 4-year-old son, who was born with a cleft palette, was a defect and had to be euthanized. My innocent son was being targeted for something he had no control over, much like the people I hated.

Like a light going on, I soon started having doubts about the things I was doing and saying. In the summer of 1992, I came to the realization that I could no longer believe that what I was doing was right. When I made my decision, they gave me five minutes to get off the compound.

Since leaving behind the racist movement, I have been working to counter the message of hate, to do something positive after so many years of the negative. AIIZ

They say that love will always be far more powerful than hate.

I suppose its cynicism and pessimism that makes it hard to measure.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:28 pm

dana wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:In 1992, I went back to the Idaho compound to prepare for the Annual Hitler Youth Festival when I was met at the gate by a few guards. They told me that my 4-year-old son, who was born with a cleft palette, was a defect and had to be euthanized. My innocent son was being targeted for something he had no control over, much like the people I hated.

Like a light going on, I soon started having doubts about the things I was doing and saying. In the summer of 1992, I came to the realization that I could no longer believe that what I was doing was right. When I made my decision, they gave me five minutes to get off the compound.

Since leaving behind the racist movement, I have been working to counter the message of hate, to do something positive after so many years of the negative. AIIZ

They say that love will always be far more powerful than hate.

I suppose its cynicism and pessimism that makes it hard to measure.
Yes, I agree but when people confuse that with Religion and point to passages that can be interpretated to one's slanted viewpoint then you will have trouble. It shows exactly how religion sucks people in with their poster boy of love then they begin selling the hidded message of Hate, War and you're role in fighting for your side which of course is the side of Jesus, but is really the side of the devil.

Here's a article on a few good christians:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/29/us/29evangelical.html

Remember people the bible is just a anthology of Jewish and Christian Mythology that's all!

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Post by dana » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:24 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Remember people the bible is just a anthology of Jewish and Christian Mythology that's all!
AIIZ
I'm slowly building up to a rant on the christian thread to argue that it would be far more useful to take it as just that - mythology.
a la Joseph Campbell mythology or even Grimms fairy tales with their dark side of human nature that always seems to show.


And speaking of mythological characters, your pornographic depictions of the Simpsons are doing untold damage to my sensitive psyche.
You're just a naughty naughty little boy aren't you Zeus?

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:52 pm

dana wrote:
Apollonaris Zeus wrote:Remember people the bible is just a anthology of Jewish and Christian Mythology that's all!
AIIZ
I'm slowly building up to a rant on the christian thread to argue that it would be far more useful to take it as just that - mythology.
a la Joseph Campbell mythology or even Grimms fairy tales with their dark side of human nature that always seems to show.


And speaking of mythological characters, your pornographic depictions of the Simpsons are doing untold damage to my sensitive psyche.
You're just a naughty naughty little boy aren't you Zeus?
Who'd you calling BOY?

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Post by dana » Sat Aug 04, 2007 2:37 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:
dana wrote: You're just a naughty naughty little boy aren't you Zeus?
Who'd you calling BOY?

I'm talking to you boyo!

Just take a look at your twisted sense of humor if you want to claim otherwise. Yeah you. The guy with the goofy grin and the the food all over his shirt, author of many a good rant on the eplaya. Yeah.... don't act coy with me!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:30 pm

In the Name of God!

You must see "God's Warriors"

A CNN Doc by Christiane Amanpour on the players of the Children of Abraham Game of God and Life and Death over their Mythologies!

Not everyone is Bad, but amazingly many good!

What I did find interesting is how the followers change the message of their holy ones to suit their need for power and domination of land, money and SEX!

Of course that means lots of Sex for me, but none for you unless you are one of my many, many, wifes- and I do so for the LOVE of God: me!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:36 pm

Imagine peace

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:40 pm

Time for us to ask our patron God(s) to send a little guidance down to Annapolis, MD for a real honest effort for peace in the mid-east this time. The time has come for cain and abel to come together as brothers once again!


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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:40 pm

My gods want nothing to to with such nonsense.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.

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Post by BAS » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:43 pm

:? Bast, Coyote, and Baron Samedi are kind of ambivalent about this whole "peace thing", just so long as children aren't harmed. (And the Good Baron wants to know why he is being included with gods...) :?

(Maybe I should work on straightening out my religious beliefs... then again, I *am* an agnostic, so mixing different pantheons on a moment by moment basis probably is okay.)
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Post by mereth » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:27 pm

Is there a way to tactfully say "none of the above, but close, and by the way I really like this thread" to the given options to the poll? Or am I an idiot and I just did exactly that?

Go ahead... flame away... 8)
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:59 am

BAS wrote::? Bast, Coyote, and Baron Samedi are kind of ambivalent about this whole "peace thing", just so long as children aren't harmed. (And the Good Baron wants to know why he is being included with gods...) :?

(Maybe I should work on straightening out my religious beliefs... then again, I *am* an agnostic, so mixing different pantheons on a moment by moment basis probably is okay.)
Perhaps the good Baron needs to remember that he is loa as well.

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Post by BAS » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:26 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
BAS wrote::? Bast, Coyote, and Baron Samedi are kind of ambivalent about this whole "peace thing", just so long as children aren't harmed. (And the Good Baron wants to know why he is being included with gods...) :?

(Maybe I should work on straightening out my religious beliefs... then again, I *am* an agnostic, so mixing different pantheons on a moment by moment basis probably is okay.)
Perhaps the good Baron needs to remember that he is loa as well.
He says that a loa really isn't the same thing as a god, but I don't know what the difference really is. (I might ask, but he and Coyote are out for a night on the town with J.R. "Bob" Dobbs [and didn't even wait for me to get off work..., naturally!)
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In Dollar God Trusts

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:23 am

In Dollar, God Trusts!


Are you not rich, then God hates you!

Excerpt: Rev. Creflo Dollar preaches the prosperity gospel, the belief that wealth is a blessing from God. He runs World Changers International Church just south of Atlanta. In a DVD called Does God Want You to be Poor?, Dollar says that Jesus was not poor and his disciples were not poor. He says faith can transform poverty into an abundant life.

"When we are prosperous people, we are responsible for going in, going back and impacting somebody else's life that's down. That's our job: to pick people up," Dollar says on the DVD. "But listen, how you gonna pick somebody up when you're down yourself?"

For more:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... d=16860611

Now is this the truth: Jesus was from a wealthy family trying to topple the King of Jerusalem and return them to power

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:43 am

Ouch, another anti-religious book by who and who will be doing a sitcom based on it?

http://www.ohio.com/lifestyle/11848361.html


And Jews wonder why they hate them!


So anyone of you would like to write a sitcom based on the torah?



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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:57 pm

I love texas

I hate their education system its one of the worst in the nation and this is one reason why: In six days! On the seventh he created Monkeys!


Here is the proof:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/19/educa ... oref=login

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By RALPH BLUMENTHAL
Published: December 19, 2007
HOUSTON — A Texas higher education panel has recommended allowing a Bible-based group called the Institute for Creation Research to offer online master’s degrees in science education.

The action comes weeks after the Texas Education Agency’s director of science, Christine Castillo Comer, lost her job after superiors accused her of displaying bias against creationism and failing to be “neutralâ€

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A little Christmas gift of In-Lightenment

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:10 pm

I wish to give all my christians brothers a little gift this christmas: Knowledge and Light!

*CHRISTIAN PERSECUTIONS AGAINST THE HELLENES*

*(Summarized from Vlasis Rassias' book "DEMOLISH THEM..", published in Greek, Athens 1994, Diipetes Editions, ISBN 960-85311-3-6)

All dates "era vulgaris" = Christian Era)

Timeline

*314 * immediately after its full legalization, the Christian Church attacks the Gentiles: The Council of Ancyra denounces the worship of Goddess Artemis.
*324 * Emperor Constantine declares Christianism as the only official Religion of the Roman Empire. In Dydima, Minor Asia, he sacks the Oracle of the God Apollo and tortures the pagan priests to death. He also evicts all the Gentiles from Mt. Athos and destroys all the local Hellenic Temples.
*326 * Emperor Constantine, following the instructions of his mother Helen, destroys the Temple of the God Asclepius in Aigeai of Cilicia and many Temples of the Goddess Aphrodite in Jerusalem, Aphaca, Mambre, Phoenice, Baalbek, etc.
*330 * Emperor Constantine steals the treasures and statues of the pagan Temples of Greece to decorate Nova Roma (Constantinople), the new capital of his Empire.
*335 * Emperor Constantine sacks many pagan Temples of Minor Asia and Palestine and orders the execution by crucifixion of "all magicians and soothsayers". Martyrdom of the neo-Platonist philosopher Sopatrus.
*341 * Emperor Flavius Julius Constantius persecutes "all the soothsayers and the Hellenists". Many Gentile Hellenes are either imprisoned or executed.
*346 * New large-scale persecutions against the Gentiles in Constantinople. Banishment of the famous orator Libanius accused as... "magician".
*353 * An edict of Constantius orders the death penalty for all kind of worship through sacrifices and "idols".
*354 * A new edict orders the closing of all the pagan Temples. Some of them are profaned and turned into brothels or gambling rooms. Executions of pagan priests. *354 * A new edict of Constantius orders the destruction of the pagan Temples and the execution of all "idolaters". First burning of libraries in various cities of the Empire. The first lime factories are being organised next to the closed pagan Temples. A major part of the holy architecture of the Gentiles turns to lime.
*357 * Constantius outlaws all methods of Divination (Astrology not excluded).
*359 * In Skythopolis, Syria, the Christians organise the first death camps for the torture and executions of the arrested Gentiles from all around the Empire.
*361 to 363 * Religious tolerance and restoration of the pagan cults declared in Constantinople (11th December 361) by the pagan Emperor Flavius Claudius Julianus.
*363 * Assassination of Emperor Julianus (26th June).
*364 * Emperor Flavius Jovianus orders the burning of the Library of Antioch.
*364 * An Imperial edict (11th September) orders the death penalty for all Gentiles that worship their ancestral Gods or practice Divination ("sileat omnibus perpetuo divinandi curiositas"). Three different edicts (4th February, 9th September, 23rd December) order the confiscation of all properties of the pagan Temples and the death penalty for participation in pagan rituals, even private ones.
*365 * An Imperial edict (17th November) forbids the Gentile officers of the army to command Christian soldiers.
*370 * Emperor Valens orders a tremendous persecution of the Gentiles in all the Eastern Empire. In Antioch, among many other Gentiles, the ex-governor Fidustius and the priests Hilarius and Patricius are executed. Tons of books are burnt in the squares of the cities of the Eastern Empire. All the friends of Julianus are persecuted (Orebasius, Sallustius, Pegasius etc.), the philosopher Simonides is burned alive and the philosopher Maximus is decapitated.
*372 * Emperor Valens orders the governor of Minor Asia to exterminate all the Hellenes and all documents of their wisdom.
*373 * New prohibition of all Divination methods. The term "pagan" (pagani, villagers) is introduced by the Christians to lessen the Gentiles.
*375 * The Temple of God Asclepius in Epidaurus, Greece, is closed down by the Christians.
*380 * On 27th February, Christianism becomes the exclusive Religion of the Roman Empire by an edict of Emperor Flavius Theodosius, requiring that "all the various nations which are subject to our clemency and moderation should continue in the profession of that religion which was delivered to the Romans by the divine Apostle Peter". The non-Christians are called "loathsome, heretics, stupid and blind". In another edict Theodosius calls "insane" those that do not believe to the Christian God and outlaws all disagreements with the Church dogmas. Ambrosius, bishop of Milan, starts destroying all the pagan Temples of his area. The Christian priests lead the hungry mob against the Temple of Goddess Demeter in Eleusis and try to lynch the hierophants Nestorius and Priskus. The 95 years old hierophant Nestorius ends the Eleusinian Mysteries and announces the predominance of mental darkness over the human race.
*381 * On 2nd May, Theodosius deprives of all their rights the Christians that return back to the pagan Religion. In all the Eastern Empire the pagan Temples and Libraries are looted or burned down. On 21st December, Theodosius outlaws even the simple visits to the Temples of the Hellenes. In Constantinople, the Temple of Goddess Aphrodite is turned to brothel and the Temples of Sun and Artemis to stables.
*382 * "Hellelu-jah" (Glory to Yahweh) is imposed in the Christian mass.
*384 * Emperor Theodosius orders the Praetorian Prefect Maternus Cynegius, a dedicated Christian, to cooperate with the local bishops and destroy the Temples of the Gentiles in Northern Greece and Minor Asia.
*385 to 388 * Maternus Cynegius, encouraged by his fanatic wife, and bishop ("Saint") Marcellus with his gangs scour the countryside and sack and destroy hundreds of Hellenic Temples, shrines and altars. Among others they destroy the Temple of Edessa, the Cabeireion of Imbros, the Temple of Zeus in Apamea, the Temple of Apollo in Dydima and all the Temples of Palmyra. Thousands of innocent Gentiles from all sides of the Empire suffer martyrdom in the notorious death camps of Skythopolis.
*386 * Emperor Theodosius outlaws (16th June) the care of the sacked pagan Temples.
*388 * Public talks on religious subjects are also outlawed by Theodosius. The old orator Libanius sends his famous Epistle "Pro Templis" to Theodosius with the hope that the few remaining Hellenic Temples will be respected and spared.
*389 to 390 * All non-Christian date-methods are outlawed. Hordes of fanatic hermits from the desert flood the cities of the Middle East and Egypt and destroy statues, altars, Libraries and pagan Temples and lynch the Gentiles. Theophilus, Patriarch of Alexandria, starts heavy persecutions against the Gentiles, turns the Temple of Dionysos into a Christian church, burns down the Mithraeum of the city, destroys the Temple of Zeus and burlesque the pagan priests before they are killed by stoning. The Christian mob profanes the cult images.
*391 * On 24th February, a new edict of Theodosius prohibits not only visits to pagan Temples but also looking at the vandalised statues. New heavy persecutions all around the Empire. In Alexandria, Egypt, the Gentiles, led by the philosopher Olympius, revolt and after some street fights they lock themselves inside the fortified Temple of God Serapis (The Serapeion). After a violent siege, the Christians take over the building, demolish it, burn its famous Library and profane the cult images. *392 * On 8th November, the Emperor Theodosius outlaws all the non-Christian rituals and names them "superstitions of the Gentiles" (gentilicia superstitio). New full scale persecutions against the Gentiles. The Mysteries of Samothrace are ended and the priests slaughtered. In Cyprus the local bishop ("Saint") Epiphanius and "Saint" Tychon destroy almost all the Temples of the island and exterminate thousands of Gentiles. The local Mysteries of Goddess Aphrodite are ended. Theodosius' edict declares: "the ones that won't obey pater Epiphanius have no right to keep living in that island". The Gentiles revolt against the Emperor and the Church in Petra, Aeropolis, Rafia, Gaza, Baalbek and other cities of the Middle East.
*393 * The Pythian Games, the Aktia Games and the Olympic Games are outlawed as part of the Hellenic "idolatry". The Christians sack the Temples of Olympia.
*395 * Two new edicts (22nd July and 7th August) cause new persecutions against the Gentiles. Rufinus, the eunuch Prime Minister of Emperor Flavius Arcadius directs the hordes of the baptised Goths (led by Alaric) to the country of the Hellenes. Encouraged by Christian monks the barbarians sack and burn many cities (Dion, Delphi, Megara, Corinth, Pheneos, Argos, Nemea, Lycosoura, Sparta, Messene, Phigaleia, Olympia, etc.), slaughter or enslave innumerable Gentile Hellenes and burn down all the Temples. Among others, they burn down the Eleusinian Sanctuary and burn alive all its priests (including the hierophant of Mithras Hilarius).
*396 * On 7th December, a new edict by Emperor Arcadius orders that paganism be treated as high treason. Imprisonment of the few remaining pagan priests and hierophants.
*397 * "Demolish them!". Emperor Flavius Arcadius orders all the still standing pagan Temples to be demolished.
*398 * The Fourth Church Council of Carthage prohibits to everybody, including to the Christian bishops, the study of the books of the Gentiles. Porphyrius, bishop of Gaza, demolishes almost all the pagan Temples of his city (except 9 of them that remain active).
*399 * With a new edict (13th July) Emperor Flavius Arcadius orders all the still standing pagan Temples, mainly in the countryside, to be immediately demolished. *400 * Bishop Nicetas destroys the Oracle of the God Dionysus in Vesai and baptises all the Gentiles of this area.
*401 * The Christian mob of Carthage lynches Gentiles and destroys Temples and "idols". In Gaza too, the local bishop (also a.."Saint") Porphyrius sends his followers to lynch Gentiles and to demolish the remaining 9 still active Temples of the city. The 15th Council of Chalkedon orders all the Christians that still keep good relations with their gentile relatives to be excommunicated (even after their death).
*405 * John Chrysostom sends hordes of gray dressed monks armed with clubs and iron bars to destroy the "idols" in all the cities of Palestine.
*406 * John Chrysostom collects funds from rich Christian women to financially support the demolition of the Hellenic Temples. In Ephessus he orders the destruction of the famous Temple of Goddess Artemis. In Salamis, Cyprus, the "Saints" Epiphanius and Eutychius continue the persecutions of the Gentiles and the destruction of their Temples and sanctuaries.
*407 * A new edict outlaws once more all the non-Christian acts of worship.
*408 * The Emperor of the Western Empire Honorius and the Emperor of the Eastern Empire Arcadius order together all the sculptures of the pagan Temples to be either destroyed or to be taken away. Private ownership of pagan sculpture is also outlawed. The local bishops lead new heavy persecutions against the Gentiles and new book burning. The judges that have pity for the Gentiles are also persecuted. "Saint" Augustine massacres hundreds of protesting pagans in Calama, Algeria.
*409 * Once again, an edict orders Astrology and all methods of Divination to be punished by death.
*415 * Unofficial beginning of the Dark Ages! In Alexandria, Egypt, the Christian mob, urged by the bishop Cyrillus, attacks a few days before the Judaeo-Christian Pascha (Easter) and cuts to pieces the famous and beautiful philosopher Hypatia. The pieces of her body, carried around by the Christian mob through the streets of Alexandria, are finally burned together with her books in a place called Cynaron. On 30th August, new persecutions start against all the pagan priests of North Africa who end their lives either crucified or burned alive.
*416 * The inquisitor Hypatius, alias "The Sword of God", exterminates the last Gentiles of Bithynia. In Constantinople (7th December) all non-Christian army officers, public employees and judges are dismissed.
*423 * Emperor Theodosius B declares (8th June) that the Religion of the Gentiles is nothing more than "demon worship" and orders all those who persist in practicing it to be punished by imprisonment and torture.
*429 * The Temple of Goddess Athena (Parthenon) on the Acropolis of Athens is sacked. The Athenian pagans are persecuted.
*435 * On 14th November, a new edict by Emperor Theodosius B orders the death penalty for all "heretics" and Gentiles of the Empire. Only Judaism is considered a legal non-Christian Religion.
*438 * Emperor Theodosius B issues an new edict (31st January) against the Gentiles, incriminating their "idolatry" as the reason of a recent plague (!)
*440 to 450 * The Christians demolish all the monuments, altars and Temples of Athens, Olympia, and other Greek cities.
*448 * Theodosius B orders all the non-Christian books to be burned.
*450 * All the Temples of Aphrodisias (City of Goddess Aphrodite) are demolished and all its Libraries burned down. The city is renamed Stavroupolis (City of the Cross).
*451 * New edict by Emperor Theodosius B (4th November) emphasizes that "idolatry" is punished by death.
*457 to 491 * Sporadic persecutions against the Gentiles of the Eastern Empire. Among others, the physician Jacobus and the philosopher Gessius are executed. Severianus, Herestios, Zosimus, Isidorus and others are tortured and imprisoned. The proselytizer Conon and his followers exterminate the last Gentiles of Imbros Island, Norheast Aegean Sea. The last worshippers of Lavranius Zeus are exterminated in Cyprus.
*482 to 488 * The majority of the Gentiles of Minor Asia are exterminated after a desperate revolt against the Emperor and the Church.
*486 * More "underground" pagan priests are discovered, arrested, burlesqued, tortured and executed in Alexandria, Egypt.
*515 * Baptism becomes obligatory even for those that already say they are Christians. The Emperor of Constantinople Anastasius orders the massacre of the Gentiles in the Arabian city Zoara and the demolition of the Temple of local God Theandrites.
*528 * Emperor Jutprada (Justinianus) outlaws the "alternative" Olympian Games of Antioch. He also orders the execution (by fire, crucifixion, tearing to pieces by wild beasts or cutting to pieces by iron nails) of all who practice "sorcery, divination, magic or idolatry" and prohibits all teachings by the Gentiles ("..the ones suffering from the blasphemous insanity of the Hellenes").
*529 * Emperor Justinianus outlaws the Athenian Philosophical Academy and has its property confiscated.
*532 * The inquisitor Ioannis Asiacus, a fanatic monk, leads a crusade against the Gentiles of Minor Asia.
*542 * Emperor Justinianus allows the inquisitor Ioannis Asiacus to convert the Gentiles of Phrygia, Caria and Lydia, Minor Asia. Within 35 years of this crusade, 99 churches and 12 monasteries are built on the sites of demolished pagan Temples.
*546 * Hundreds of Gentiles are put to death in Constantinople by the inquisitor Ioannis Asiacus.
*556 * Emperor Justinianus orders the notorious inquisitor Amantius to go to Antioch, to find, arrest, torture and exterminate the last Gentiles of the city and burn all the private libraries down.
*562 * Mass arrests, burlesquing, tortures, imprisonments and executions of Gentile Hellenes in Athens, Antioch, Palmyra and Constantinople.
*578 to 582 * The Christians torture and crucify Gentile Hellenes all around the Eastern Empire, and exterminate the last Gentiles of Heliopolis (Baalbek).
*580 * The Christian inquisitors attack a secret Temple of Zeus in Antioch. The priest commits suicide, but the rest Gentiles are arrested. All the prisoners, the Vice Governor Anatolius included, are tortured and sent to Constantinople to face trial. Sentenced to death they are thrown to the lions. The wild animals being unwilling to tear them to pieces, they end up crucified. Their dead bodies are dragged in the streets by the Christian mob and afterwards thrown unburied in the dump.
*583 * New persecutions against the Gentile Hellenes by the Emperor Mauricius.
*590 * In all the Eastern Empire the Christian accusers "discover" pagan conspiracies. New storm of torture and executions.
*692 * The "Penthekto" Council of Constantinople prohibits the remains of Calends, Brumalia, Anthesteria, and other pagan / Dionysian celebrations.
*804 * The Gentile Hellenes of Mesa Mani (Cape Tainaron, Lakonia, Greece) resist successfully the attempt of Tarasius, Patriarch of Constantinople, to convert them to Christianity.
*850 to 860 * Violent conversion of the last Gentile Hellenes of Mesa Mani by the Armenian "Saint" Nikon.

Grave New World
Strawbs 1972

There's blood in the dust
Where the city's heart beats
The children play games
That they take from the streets
How can you teach when you've so much to learn
May you turn
In your grave
New world.

There is hate in your eyes
I have seen it before
Planning destruction
Behind the locked door
Were you the coward who fired the last shot
May you rot
In your grave
New world.

There is death in the air
With the lights growing dim
As those who survive
Sing a desperate hymn
Pray that God grants you one final request
May you rest
In your grave
New world.

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:52 am

*2012 * Payback is a bitch.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:17 pm

God

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability".
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to! Please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly! It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!!"

On and on he went, like an excited little boy who..., well,...had to pee.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturation while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here?"

"Oh yes," he said, "Multiple orgasms..."

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:04 am

Move over Scientology the Jedi are here:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... d=18409014

If you write about they will follow!

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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:43 pm

Crom was their chief, and he lived on a great mountain, whence he sent forth dooms and death. It was useless to call on Crom, because he was a gloomy, savage god, and he hated weaklings. But he gave a man courage at birth, and the will and might to kill his enemies, which, in the Cimmerian's mind, was all any god should be expected to do.
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