Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:37 am

Hey Doc Pyro.... the music playing at your camp MUST include Alice Cooper's "Billion Dollar Babies"... if you don't remember it clearly, Google-search the lyrics...

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:42 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Joel, I'll see to it they get a center display at our little holiday camp! Excellent work.

i must give full and complete credit to Tara, my accomplice for procuring said victims and assisting me with the dirty work. She had a blast!!!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:56 am

Here, I'll do it for you!

Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover
Billion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nighty in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
I got you in the dimestore
No other little girl could everhold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, bay
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler , million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies
We go dancing nighty in the attic
While the moon is rising the sky
If I'm too rough , tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands
Million dollar baby
Billion dollar bay
Trillion dollar baby
Zillion dollar baby

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:47 am

And I've got an Alice Cooper CD, but that little ditty isn't on it. My loss.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:45 pm

I'll burn you a copy then...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:46 pm

Sorry, I can't see Joel moving to Emeryville.

Although if he did, I'd do coffee with him once a month or so.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 5:19 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Sorry, I can't see Joel moving to Emeryville.

Although if he did, I'd do coffee with him once a month or so.

oh fishy.... that's way too crowded for me. heck, even dublin and the pleasaton area was WAY crowded for me back in '96.... <<<shudder>>>

but, i do need to make a pilgrimage to bay area in the next couple of years.

i'll be out for coffee, sometime.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:09 am

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:21 am

tube o barbies arrived in newcastle around 6am today.

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:54 am

White merlot for the meet and greet. Sounds good to me.
Does that come in a box????

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:13 pm

Don't they *all* come in a box? Like, twelve bottles in each, or something....?

jerimiah · Post by **jerimiah** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:38 pm

I've got a fever, and the only cure, is more cowbell ... (with wine of course)

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:17 am

wow, it looks like joel is enjoying it.. a bit too much..

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:28 am

spectabillis wrote:wow, it looks like joel is enjoying it.. a bit too much..

you expected less?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:00 am

nevah!

needs more propane torching.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:44 am

spectabillis wrote:nevah!

needs more propane torching.

i think Dr. Pyro can take care of that.
besides, i'd be getting a visit from Homeland Security if i tried to ship something smelling of burnt plastic/rubber... whatever barbies are made of.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:56 am

Have you all heard the lastest on the good Dr of fire?

As it is well known he is easy.. any girl can have him at the twitch of a hip..

NOw... after the last incidence he has been ban from all Safeway stores and it's subsidizers nation wide..

do you know how to say slut?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:24 pm

Oh great, now everyone will know that I'm some kind of a perv.

joel the ornery · Post by **joel the ornery** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:16 pm

janicels · Post by **janicels** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:57 pm

no he is too sweet for that

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:21 pm

Just a quick Barbie Death Camp update: We have secured a second art car. Many of you will remember our tie truck, complete with fire cannon which can incinerate any of Kernal Killbucks minions. Now we have added a 3/4 scale locomotive, complete with steam whistle. Make sure to come by and drool over our latest addition. Oh, and feel free to help yourselves to the wine and Otter Pops.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:01 pm

Dr Pyro,
It's been a long time since I've been able to post anything. I'm trying to now but my wife has been drinking wine and talking my ear off and it's hard to concentrate.

Anywayz the crew of Hair of the Dog winery want to come see you. We see that you're doing a eplaya party on Thurs at 6. We were wondering if there was another time we could come visit and bring our wine without all the distraction of a big party. Not that we wouldn't come to the party too!

Let us know,
RB

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:47 pm

Ol Ratty one, if you are going to be on the playa early, we will be open to taking in visitors starting around 6 p.m. Sunday afternoon. Otherwise, most mornings (say after 10 a.m.) we're just hanging around, getting ready to attack the day. We will be around for sure Wednesday noonish; the Black Rock City Nude Bike Ride is making Barbie Death Camp an official stop, and somehow naked drunken women appeal to me.

Rat Bastard · Post by **Rat Bastard** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:59 pm

I looked and I couldn't find out anything about the bike ride. Do you know where and when it starts? The wife and I wanna DO IT NAKED!!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:46 pm

Hey Doc. Not making it this year and wanted to say hi.

Hi.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:33 am

Rat Bastard, it begins at 11 a.m. at The Man and then proceeds through Black Rock City. I thought it was listed on the Calendar. Yeah, there it is, the second listing from the top under 11:00 a.m. Enjoy!