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Post by Jewel*** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:07 pm

Thanks BBSue. I feel a little better about the price now. I did get a discount because I told him I'd pay cash. Now I have to fUCKING use some of my stash, but that's what it's there for, I guess........burning man money and car repairs. (oh, it's a 2003 Yukon XL. The a/c mechanic called it the "ugly" compressor.)

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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:20 pm

Yeah. I hear ya hon! ))HUGZ(( I threw mine into a new Pickup so I could get out there, and haul the MV as well. Would have been a generator and maybe a satphone. Damn. Make that FUCK!!!

At least I got the elwire for the MV before the truck crappedout. And, fuck and shit, at least we'll both be there, eh?

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:22 pm

somehow ya don't seem like the fucking Prius type to me Sue....
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Post by Lassen Forge » Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:58 pm

Prius? PRIUS??!!

Allright, CBA, Now yer fucking asking fer it!! ))grins((

Prius may get the miles, but ya can't haul tools and motorcycles with one... ever tow a trailer with onna them things? Thought not. And just wait until you get to replace all them anti-disposable batteries in 10 years...

Oh yeah. That fucking BATTERY issue. How many of these Prius drivers gave *that* bit of pollution (and the 10 grand bill for replacement) any thought? Not like the old days where ya can flush out a battery and refill the thing, no sirree, ya gotta throw them old ones in the landfill and buy NEW ONES!

Try throwing your car battery in th e trash can. YOU KNOW what will happen. Now multiply that times whatever to get the, what, 247-500 volt system they have? Brilliant! (Yeah - they're higher voltage now than the power in the old truck shop - yeesh!!!)

If they made a pickup version, with permanent batteries (like the old 6 volt Exides that would last 40 years or more) then we'll talk. But with the fucking POS batteries nowdays - yuck.

Having said all that - our MV is electric. But we're working on that part! Next - converting the eu-2000 to peanut oil. After that - a mobyl chernobyl to tow behind us for power.

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Post by BigCock » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:27 am

Fuck green. Long live red, orange, yellow and billowing gray.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:25 am

And the omnipresent black of ash...

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Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:47 pm

MozyBonz wrote:
Groove man wrote:BBSue you are fucking awesome. (good looking too, I might ad.)
You got that Fucking Right!
She's a fucking Amozon walking the earth! We are so lucky to know her!
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Post by Barbie » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:05 pm

FUCK I should be packing but I playing on the computer...3 more days of work than I'm on FUCKING VACTION!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:27 am

Oh fuck, the fucking latch on my fucking dishwasher broke, and I bumped the door with my hip and now the fucking thing is locked shut, full of fucking dirty fucking dishes, and mylarry won't be home for a day or two. FUCK!

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Post by Lassen Forge » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:41 am

(a) run the fucking dishwasher)
(b) Take sledgehammer to fucked up dishwasher door
(c) Remove now clean dishes.
(d) buy new dishwasher
(e) tell Larry it had to be replaced as the repair guy said it was beyond fixing.
(e1) (If not beyond fixing, continue to use sledgehammer until IS beyond fixing!)
(f) smile!

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Post by karr » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:03 am

i fucking feel your dishwasher pain! fuck the dishwasher and all fucking appliances!

my fucking dishwasher is also broken. It fucking fills the bottom with water and then it fucking doesn't do a fucking thing. So I end up with the same fucking bunch of dirty plates with a fucking pool of water that doesn't fucking drain!

now that i fucking think about it, the fucking garbage disposal also stopped fucking working and my fucking icecube maker stopped fucking working too.

fuck appliances.
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Post by AntiM » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:25 am

My fucking fingers hurt like hell, but I opened the FUCKER! HAH! Fuck you! I can get a new latch assembly Wednesday, well, today if I could find a fucking ride, but you know what? I will fix the fucker. I used to take apart incredibly complex and expensive Navy crypto gear, and troubleshoot it and repair it under enormous pressure, I can FIX A FUCKING DISHWASHER LATCH!

Fuck, now I just need to believe all that. Is it click your heels, clap your hands or ring a bell?

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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:00 am

Well, the fucking A/C in my car is fixed...........and it was only 870 fucking dollars cash. The guy didn't have the $5.00 change to give me, so I made out better! Now if there was only some fucking thing I could buy with 5 bucks.

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Post by ibdave » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:16 am

FUCK... got Layed off today.. The fucking shitty part of it all is they got me before I could "get them".. I have a job already lined up that will start soon with my old company.. The place was going down fast and I saw it coming and was really hoping to fucking stick it to them 1st.... FUCK..
Looks like I'm off until Sept 4th... hummmm what to do with my time now.. Oh yea, take the kids and the Germany exchange student to Fucking Disneyland.. Yea.... the "Land" Fucking great that I'll be on the Playa right after, to gain some sanity back after getting it sucked out of me in Fucking Disneyland...

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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:34 am

Jewel*** wrote:Well, the fucking A/C in my car is fixed...........and it was only 870 fucking dollars cash. The guy didn't have the $5.00 change to give me, so I made out better! Now if there was only some fucking thing I could buy with 5 bucks.
Fuck Yeah!!!! I'm available for five dollars!

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Post by PurpleKoosh » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:25 pm

ibdave wrote:FUCK... got Layed off today.. The fucking shitty part of it all is they got me before I could "get them".. I have a job already lined up that will start soon with my old company.. The place was going down fast and I saw it coming and was really hoping to fucking stick it to them 1st.... FUCK..
Dude, they fucking pushed before you could jump? That means UNEMPLOYMENT! Sure, the money's for shit, but it's at least SOMEthing for the next fucking month....
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Post by Jewel*** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:13 pm

joel the ornery wrote:
Jewel*** wrote:Well, the fucking A/C in my car is fixed...........and it was only 870 fucking dollars cash. The guy didn't have the $5.00 change to give me, so I made out better! Now if there was only some fucking thing I could buy with 5 bucks.
Fuck Yeah!!!! I'm available for five dollars!
OH JOEL............YOU ALWAYS SAY THE SWEETEST THINGS TO ME :shock:

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Post by joel the ornery » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:18 pm

i try.

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Post by helitack » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:47 pm

...my air conditioner doesn't work either...
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Post by mdmf007 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:08 pm

karr wrote:i fucking feel your dishwasher pain! fuck the dishwasher and all fucking appliances!

my fucking dishwasher is also broken. It fucking fills the bottom with water and then it fucking doesn't do a fucking thing. So I end up with the same fucking bunch of dirty plates with a fucking pool of water that doesn't fucking drain!

now that i fucking think about it, the fucking garbage disposal also stopped fucking working and my fucking icecube maker stopped fucking working too.

fuck appliances.
Your drain is plugged, look under your sink, here should be a soft rubber, or white vinyl hose connected to the plumbing. It may or may not feed into your disposal. The line is probably plugged, or your "P" trap is also plugged,

clean em both out. if that does not work, then your water pump on your pump is not pumping. could be many reasons for that, belts slipped, wajax coupling sheared, no power to pump motor etc...

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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:54 am

helitack wrote:...my air conditioner doesn't work either...
i can give you 5 bucks.......

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Post by AntiM » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:06 am

Five posts without a single FUCK?!@ What do people think this place is? Fucking TRIBE!? C'mon, let me hear it: FUCK!

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Post by BigCock » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:16 am

mdmf007 wrote:
karr wrote:my fucking dishwasher is also broken. It fucking fills the bottom with water and then it fucking doesn't do a fucking thing. So I end up with the same fucking bunch of dirty plates with a fucking pool of water that doesn't fucking drain!

now that i fucking think about it, the fucking garbage disposal also stopped fucking working and my fucking icecube maker stopped fucking working too.

fuck appliances.
Your drain is plugged, look under your sink, here should be a soft rubber, or white vinyl hose connected to the plumbing. It may or may not feed into your disposal. The line is probably plugged, or your "P" trap is also plugged,

clean em both out.
It does sound like a plug. Could be the hose or it could even just be stuff on the screen inside the fucking dishwasher itself which is easy to check and rectify.

Sometimes disposals (fucking or otherwise) get stuck. Sometimes there is an Allen wrench socket on the bottom you can use to rotate the spindle to free it up.

I don't know fuckall about icemakers. But you can just keep the gin in the freezer.

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:43 am

So what's the etiquette when husband & wife are barbers and she's a much better barber than him and she's got a customer while husband is reading the paper I really would rather wait for her even as he sits there steaming and no, I'm not looking at your wife THAT WAY she's just a much better barber than you, a much, much better barber, she takes her time and does a thorough job your work looks like you use an axe, and then you leave my hair (oh, there's so little of it left, but I like what I have) smelling of sewing machine oil, I wish you'd wipe off the clippers after you lubricate them, dammit I'm not looking at your wife THAT WAY, didn't I say she's a much better barber than you, and when you're done you give me the change with a flourish, yeah, I know you're upset I didn't tip but I had to put my head in the sink when I got to work to rinse all the loose stuff out that you don't bother cleaning up but she always does, and I'm not looking at her THAT WAY, dammit, I just want a good haircut which I didn't get from you today, I miss my old barbers, Doc, Solly and Felix they're dead or in Florida, which is almost the same and Mrs Ha gave a good haircut when she bought Felix's shop after he retired but she doesn't cut hair herself anymore since she renamed the place "Hollywood UniSex" and got herself a whole string of shops reeking of ghastly chemicals, dammit all I want is a good haircut. Fuck!
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Post by joel the ornery » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:01 am

Bin Noddin wrote:dammit all I want is a good haircut. Fuck!
wait for the better barber... or find a new shop.

i feel your pain.

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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:18 am

Bin Noddin wrote:So what's the etiquette when husband & wife are barbers and she's a much better barber than him and she's got a customer while husband is reading the paper I really would rather wait for her even as he sits there steaming and no, I'm not looking at your wife THAT WAY she's just a much better barber ...
...all I want is a good haircut. Fuck!
The etiquette is to wait for your haircutter to finish and then take the chair after she's done with that customer. She knows your hair, she's your fucking hairhacker, and if he can't accept that to keep the doors of their shop open, then he's an idiot.

The reason he's reading paper is he's a shitty butcher, er, barber, otherwise they'd be lining up to visit his chair as well. Either way it's not YOUR problem. SHe's not your date, she's a professional. SHe's your hairhacker, people wait for their hairhacker just like they make appointments for other stuff. (I have (2) people who touch my hair - one here, one in San Antonio, Tx. NO ONE ELSE touches my hair. Period. Nt worth the hassle or fucking pain. The times they try I tell them no, I want so and so, if they can't or won't, then I'll go elsewhere. And have. (Yeah - I *did* fly 2000 miles for a hairdo last year. ANd you think YOU got probs??!)

OK, scenario. Your burner truck blows. You have a cousin who is a shitty mechanic in the shop in town. There is also a freaking miracle worker in the same shop. Would you have your fucked up wrench cousin break the car and cost you more just to make him happy, or hold your ground, get it fixed right the first time, so you don't get strancded in the desert, eh?

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Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:28 am

I know, Sue. Just that this morning I had to hurry so HE got the job. Its not horrible, just not as nice as hers would have been (now that I got that rant off my chest). And of course, fuck!
I used to cut my wife's hair because she (like many Thai people) is very sensitive about who touches her head. Talk about a customer from hell... Thank goodness she found that nice Mrs. Hyder.
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Post by Lassen Forge » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:52 pm

You should have hair that you need an appointment a week in advance that takes a full afternoon to trim. Yeah. Hurry? HA HA HA ha ha ha!!!

Reminds me - gotta get my hair done again!

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Post by ibdave » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:51 pm

FUCKING A....

Got a job today.. Fucking A....

Starts right after I get back from the Playa...With the 3 weeks severance pay I got, I'm smelling like a fucking Playa Rose.....

Now I get to have fun Fucking with the old place... he he heeeee...
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Post by Jewel*** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:54 pm

AntiM wrote:Five posts without a single FUCK?!@ What do people think this place is? Fucking TRIBE!? C'mon, let me hear it: FUCK!
fUCK you!
Just kidding.

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