Fuck!

[nipples]

(taking five for a sweet-fucking-butt-break)

[Kinetic II]

Merry Fucking Christmas.

[nipples]

I am happy you have realized your inner nanner, yes, SED.

But no, Dear Sylvia, I have not slid into dementia at all. Your hand, perhaps?!

Into your house though, I would surely, fucking, recall?

[nipples]

Ah yes! The by-gone days of yore

Asked gracefully
to take ones brothers' wive


Most elegantly
from yonder perch to other-than

Please I beg of you
take her fuck her soundly
this wretched storm be calm

Coffee-cake by Entlemanns
Peace upon the land

[Kinetic II]

Nipples, your awesome. What a great set of posts to read at 3:30 in the morning after being up for 79 fucking hours straight.

[Badger]

Try this 'fuck' on for size.

http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/

[nipples]

good night
sleep tight
do not let the bed bugs fucking bite

[nipples]

good night
sleep tight
do not let thy bled
(bugs fucking bite)

[Keltoi]

Fuck being alone

[Demandralynn]

I love losing enough fucking weight finally to discover the pleasure of wearing silk skimpy night gowns, dam, should of lost weight years ago, haaaa, the pleasure of wearing silk nighties and not looking like a freaking stuffed rolled up pig.......I also love the fucking song by Jackpot and Snoop Dog .....Holidae Inn........great song....

[robbidobbs]

So I took my crazy old hippie boyfriend to a company x-mas party on thurs, and the Conspiracy Dupes/local politicos were...let us say less than impressed with his presence. He freaked some people out because ofhis appearance. For the record, he is 6' gangly, long grey hair and a 6" goatee that he keeps braided. He wears an all black tux and a black cowboy hat and lots of necklaces and rings. Ok, he's not terribly GQ, but he isn't "scary." They were freaked though, and rumor went out that he's a dealer. Remember "Guilt by accusation" kids? THAT couldn't be further from the truth, and it's a classic case of "judging a book by its cover". I now am being told that my relationship with him jeopardizes my standing at my job. That's "Guilt by association." What do you say to this kind of accusation, especially when I'm a newbie at the job, a part-timer and the office's political heat (and microscope) is on par with being a public school teacher? If this was 20 years ago, and it was "discovered" that I was gay, I'd be shuffled away from my job. If it was 40 years ago and I was living "in sin" with a black man, I'd be shuffled just as fast. So now our "hated enemy" is hippie freaks, and they are all terrorists, drug dealers and communists. OBVIOUSLY! So now I sit tight, hold my breath, and try not to be so nervous at my job that I make stupid mistakes that WILL get me fired.
My first act will be to assure the Conspiracy that my personal/professional life will be absolutely separate, and that this kind of event will never take place again (he's not invited to any more shindigs). But will that make it all better? ACK!

Anyone want to jump in here? For now I'll just say WELL, FUCK ME!

[Ms.Y.Depraved]

Joke em if they can't take a fuck! - subgenius saying

[Ms.Y.Depraved]

Sorry to hear about that fucked up prejudiced shit girl. fuck them. I just put that quote to hopefully make you laugh thru some fucked up shit.

[Last Real Burner]

So I took my crazy old hippie boyfriend to a company x-mas party on thurs, and the Conspiracy Dupes/local politicos were...let us say less than impressed with his presence. He freaked some people out because ofhis appearance. For the record, he is 6' gangly, long grey hair and a 6" goatee that he keeps braided. He wears an all black tux and a black cowboy hat and lots of necklaces and rings. Ok, he's not terribly GQ, but he isn't "scary." They were freaked though, and rumor went out that he's a dealer. Remember "Guilt by accusation" kids? THAT couldn't be further from the truth, and it's a classic case of "judging a book by its cover". I now am being told that my relationship with him jeopardizes my standing at my job. That's "Guilt by association." What do you say to this kind of accusation, especially when I'm a newbie at the job, a part-timer and the office's political heat (and microscope) is on par with being a public school teacher? If this was 20 years ago, and it was "discovered" that I was gay, I'd be shuffled away from my job. If it was 40 years ago and I was living "in sin" with a black man, I'd be shuffled just as fast. So now our "hated enemy" is hippie freaks, and they are all terrorists, drug dealers and communists. OBVIOUSLY! So now I sit tight, hold my breath, and try not to be so nervous at my job that I make stupid mistakes that WILL get me fired.
My first act will be to assure the Conspiracy that my personal/professional life will be absolutely separate, and that this kind of event will never take place again (he's not invited to any more shindigs). But will that make it all better? ACK!

Anyone want to jump in here? For now I'll just say WELL, FUCK ME!

Invite them over to your house for dinner. They only say that because they don't know him and how great a guy he is. Let one or two of them get to know him. Have him stop by the office for a week everyday to take you out to lunch. He can chat with them on a more relaxed informal basis. and just plain ol down home getting to know him. It's no different on the playa you just have to get to know people. Believe me once he's met on of your office friends, they will be the one's to stand up for him and say "Robbins Ol man...Selling drugs..Phsssstt Don't be a silly bird. He's the nicest sweetest guy you ever wanna meet.


"Once in a dream, I was myself, and it scared me."

advicedly,
mr smith


P.S. Oh, Yeah! FYI, Fuck!

[nipples]

~fuck~

[Keltoi]

HAVING FUCKING HEADACHES HAVE NOW COST ME NEAR TO 4000.
Today has been horrible, blood pressure drops so low that you pass out at work, get taken to the emergency room, bp wont go up, blood sugars are extremely low, and one CAT Scan and several blood tests later, they say YOU ARE FINE, LOW BLOOD PRESSURE AND SUGARS DROPING BECAUSE OF FUCKING HEADACHES, NO THE NEW HEADACHE IS BECAUSE OF THE AMBULANCE BILL AND ER BILL COMING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and go figure I work at a Dr's office............I wish I could sleeeppppppppp, then maybe the headaches will start to go away, oh yea, and the lottery, NO mucho money here, already poor and broke, I might as well let everything go back to the creditors............. and ruin my perfect credit ratings.......its almost worth it......then I can go home....................... oh yea, I also forgot to mention happy freakin birthday to myself on sunday, ain't it great And what i WANT for my birthday MONEY CANNOT BUY.

[robbidobbs]

Fucking ego getting in the way of sleeping. Fucking fuckitty fuck! Fucking worrying about how people will perceive me at my job. Fucking CRAP!
I've been beating the SHIT out of myself for doing some lame faux pas at work, making it more and more difficult to be productively CREATIVE! and censoring myself FUCKING CONSTANTLY!
Fucking Prozac's not strong enough to beat THIS ASS-KICKING!
Fucking Companion is being patient as HELL, even kicked down some of his stash so I don't fucking START SCREAMING!
(step away from the ledge)
The Ex is being ultra-nice, and we're having an idylic divorce. The Companion is being ultra-accomodating, which is nice too.
And the Kitties love me.
So I guess I won't kill anyone today.

[que.f.o.]

Fuckin' A good thing!!
Who the fuck would teach us the proper fuckin' methods of pottie etiquette if you were languishing in some fucking correctional institute. No killing, OK?

[Chimp]

Hi all, this is a blatant crossthread attempt to push certain crossthread irritants to the bottom of the pile.

[technopatra]

FUCK! Even crossposting in the name of good still kinda sucks.

[robbidobbs]

Fuck! Coffee tastes too FUCKING good, especially on a fucking 15 degree morning here in K-Falls. It's fucked up though, that it makes me EVEN MORE IRRITABLE AND ON EDGE THAN I ALREADY AM!
Herbal tea doesn't quite have the same pleasure factor, and the Companion makes a DAMN fine cup o' joe. He mixes French Roast with Columbian and FUCK it's good! So thick you have to CHEW before swallowing. Just wish the fucking teeth would stop grinding. DEATH BY CAFFEINE!

WHAT?!?!?!!

[Yonder Burn]

FUCK IT- I can't stay away any longer. Yonder Man, the crazy green New Zealander is BACK!! Not that I have been away, just busy over here in NZ with summer and organising the first ever regional burn in NZ. Watch the fucken burning man homepage for the story. It was FUCKEN GOOD!!!!

[rodent]

Just wish the fucking teeth would stop grinding. DEATH BY CAFFEINE!

I thought I taught you better than that, two cups of strong coffee-syrup then, DRINK A FUCKING BEER YOU FUCK!!!

it really take the edge off man.
---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

[Licentious Queen]

WOW! Holy FUCK! This thread really makes my fucking day.

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[zanaru]

FUCK! I got half way through the cookies and realized the fuckin' flour tin that I thought was full is actually the fuckin' sugar tin. Now I either have to fuckin' stop and get no cookies. Or go outside in the fuckin' cold and semi-rain and get more fuckin' flour.
Fuck!

[JonoVision]

Fuck there's a lot of unfamiliar names in here. That's what I get for staying away for months I suppose. Better start snooping around....

[G.W.B.]

I fucking a hope that georger w. bush or kerry gets in the white house.

we dont need any fucking one outside of our skull and bones boys in the fucking place.

[tonka]

if FUCK was in the dictionary, i wonder what webster would write...

[Gothalot]

Oh fuck , can we have Beyond Fucking for the next years theme. Please Larry Please?

[Guest]

just 'cuz this thread was languishing....fuck!