Virgin question, just to check...

Saturnine0 · Post by **Saturnine0** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:45 am

hi
Just to check....I wouldn't want to, but, if I really wanted to I could walk right
up to the man, bare ass naked..sit down..and have a beer?

wmartins · Post by **wmartins** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:24 am

It depends...
The beer is on aluminum can or glass bottle?
Any advertising or corporate logo tattooed on your ass?

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:34 am

Nudity and beer were added to the prohibited item list this year.

All male attendees are required to wear khaki slacks and navy blue polo shirts with brown loafer type shoes.

All female attendees are required to wear khaki, ankle length skirts, navy blue polo shirts and brown loafer type shoes.

Pepsi products are the only approved beverages for Burning Man consumption this year.

All participants are to maintain a minimum of 18 inches clear space between other participants. Physical contact among participants is strictly prohibited.

Any deviation from the rules will result in immediate and harsh disciplinary action.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:41 am

CapSmashy wrote:Nudity and beer were added to the prohibited item list this year.
Pepsi products are the only approved beverages for Burning Man consumption this year.

Lucky for me,. Thats all I drink.....Yeeewhaaaa

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:58 am

Yeah well I am not gonna stand for it. I'm gonna get a marker and write "Pepsi" on all my coke cans.

AKAparttime · Post by **AKAparttime** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:59 am

as long as it's PBR

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:45 am

if I really wanted to I could walk right
up to the man, bare ass naked..sit down..and have a beer?

Sounds like a fun little day outing. Make sure you wear sunscreen, the dirt can mess up peoples feet so you might consider not going barefoot too much your first year, and make sure to drink a glass of water before you go out on your trip to stay hydrated.

bohemian dawntreader · Post by **bohemian dawntreader** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:05 am

Saturnine0 wrote:hi
Just to check....I wouldn't want to, but, if I really wanted to I could walk right
up to the man, bare ass naked..sit down..and have a beer?

Now this makes me curious - if you sit bare-assed on the playa would you get "playa butt" ? Or would it take considerable playa to ass contact for this to happen?

skygod · Post by **skygod** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:14 am

You should bring extra beer to gift people with. Your nudity might be considered as gifting, but it kinda depends, on some things.

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:17 am

Saturnine0 wrote:hi
Just to check....I wouldn't want to, but, if I really wanted to I could walk right
up to the man, bare ass naked..sit down..and have a beer?

As long as it isn't actually on fire at the time or being prepared to be lit on fire (most/all of the day Saturday) then yes. When it's on fire there's a bunch of dicks out there telling us we can't jump in, and even tackling us when we try.

Saturnine0 · Post by **Saturnine0** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:29 am

hehe, this is gonna be fun.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:44 am

Saturnine0 wrote:hehe, this is gonna be fun.

Fun has also been prohibited......

phil · Post by **phil** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:47 am

> if you sit bare-assed on the playa would you get "playa butt" ?

Yeah, that was my first thought, but I'm old, so I let it pass.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:53 am

Saturnine0 wrote:hi
Just to check....I wouldn't want to, but, if I really wanted to I could walk right
up to the man, bare ass naked..sit down..and have a beer?

Are you talking about our "man" that wooden structure we burn (in just a couple fucking weeks) or Pershing County Sheriffs? (the MAN). I think they would kick your ass if the beer was an import. If you have a small dick people might point at you.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:36 pm

If you are particularly well hung, however, you may be followed.

EB · Post by EB » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:16 pm

Fuck.

I'm going to get pointed at.

UNKLOYD · Post by **UNKLOYD** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:47 pm

Just stay near the scale burners camp EB , you`ll be a huge hit!

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