Theme Camp Seeks Women... IN SPACE!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:00 am

Please welcome the newest member of the LabwÃ«rks crew. Cosmonaut Rose shall be assigned to photo documentation which should make for some thrilling posts upon our return...FROM SPACE!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:32 pm

New for you: "Meet the Cosmonauts of LabwÃ«rks":

http://www.mutantvehicle.com/Labwerks_crew.htm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:00 pm

Excellent. We raise our Spam in celebration!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:53 pm

Welcome Christina and Rose.

Only two cosmonaut positions remain for our seven member crew. Are you BAS enough...FOR SPACE?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:01 pm

Nope! Not me!

B.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:39 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:06 pm

Aack! They're back! But in 1/87th scale!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:31 pm

I dunno... those heads look a bit larger than 1:1 scale....

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:54 am

Lay your oven mitts on Dragonfly Jafe's project for 2007:

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:03 pm

Thank you to all who have shown an interest in our theme camp.

Only two positions remain for membership in LabwÃ«rks. After these coveted cosmonaut positions are filled, only stand-by positions will be available.

As a proud member of the Terminal City Theme Camp Alliance, cosmonauts will enjoy showers, private porta-potties, generator power, shade area and east German silliness and oven mitt research... IN SPACE!

To see if it might be a good match for you, visit www.MutantVehicle.com/Labwerks.htm and click the contact to chat about the possibilities.

Jelly out.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:04 am

Only two Cosmonaut theme camp positions remain. Perhaps the recent news about our placement will entice you to apply.... IN SPACE!

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:43 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:45 am

If I were going,,,

legs lost in an oven mitt explosion?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:53 am

BRILLIANT!!!

OK, not this year... but in ought-eight, I wonder... feet the shape of mitts? YEAH!!!

Is okay, tho, as with enough steroids you can still hold the women's power lifting championship for the superior athleticism of the East German Team...

...IN SPACE!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:41 pm

Thanks, Fishy. I'll bet your felt weightless in space when you had all those hospital drugs in ya'. Martin Sexton: "She needs another lover like she needs another dose in her blood...".

Welcome, Sabra to the elite Cosmonaut team of LabwÃ«rks. Some say she is a spy, but I don't believe them. You know what this means... only one more pair of sexy space boots to fill at which point LabwÃ«rks recruiting will be closed and only backup pilots will be trained.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:10 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Is okay, tho, as with enough steroids you can still hold the women's power lifting championship for the superior athleticism of the East German Team...

...IN SPACE!

Well, I have the beard for that!

karine · Post by **karine** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:19 pm

Is there gunna be brainwashing at the space docking Monday night? Because my brain is tired, and it could use a really goood washing.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:39 am

...I am afraid ve at Labverks are a little short on vater (und soap, und.....) but below us our fatherland Apokiliptika has excellent brainsvashing und vehabilitation salons available, all at no cost to you (well, not monetarily at least)

ve only have tang....

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:55 am

Und Space Food Shtiks that taste like beef jerky or monkey shister.

karine · Post by **karine** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:53 am

Now if a brainwashing comes with a Space Food Shtik - THAT would be a deal no one could resist!

See you guys IN SPACE!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:42 am

dragonfly Jafe wrote:...I am afraid ve at Labverks are a little short on vater (und soap, und.....) but below us our fatherland Apokiliptika has excellent brainsvashing und vehabilitation salons available, all at no cost to you (well, not monetarily at least)

ve only have tang....

Wasserloss Tang...

JediDale · Post by **JediDale** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:46 pm

Greetings To Labwerks and Apokiliptica Camps!

Since I spin Fire, will I really need oven mitts? How am I going to keep the fire going....IN SPACE??

If Mister JellyFish Mister would like, I can help with some interesting "Jedi Mind Tricks" to delve deeply into the minds and souls of your recruits!!
This is assuming that I survive the indoctrination process of Camp Apokiliptica!! Perhaps you can find a temporary position for my Padawan
and First Mate, PurpleCricket? She is very gifted in the art of the bizarre
and wicked!!

Genuinely,

JediDale

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:28 am

Scale:Kosmo-Naughty will descent from SPACE one week from now...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:14 am

Scale Cosmonauties are full strength Tang powered, not the watered down 1:87th Tang!

By the way: Space eist goot. Ser gott... IN SPACE!

LiveWire · Post by **LiveWire** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:55 am

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:Scale Cosmonauties are full strength Tang powered, not the watered down 1:87th Tang!

By the way: Space eist goot. Ser gott... IN SPACE!

Ooo, und ja, by ze vay - uhh, she vill brink wit her a rather unforunate moonki eksperiment, ya.
ju see 1:87 skale moonki downskale ist zehr diffikult...

Theme Camp Seeks Women... IN SPACE!!!

...and then there were two

Do I need Oven Mitts?