I'm going to the store.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:51 pm

the most recent copy of Bitch Magazine

Well, until he returns from the store I suggest you check out http://www.heartlessbitches.com. That's what I read on a chilly fall evening when I want to frost up my old ticker and remember that there is a world full of clueless, whiney fucks that need lessons on how to deal with life by taking it into their own hands - or having the clues handed to them by a Heartless Bitch(TM).

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:07 pm

Lydia Love wrote:kleenex (the lotioned variety)
lemons
whiskey (lots)
a jar of tupelo honey
1 medium sized ginger root
the most recent copy of Bitch Magazine

Oh, dear. Feel better soon, Lydia....

(My ex-roommate makes something she calls "Evil Tea" involving most of the ingredients above when she's sick; if I can track down the "recipe" I'll share.)

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 8:56 pm

I betcha I've had that tea...

The two missing indgredients are garlic and cayenne pepper... (and the version I've had didn't have the whiskey)

hot water, garlic, cayenne, lemon and honey. It's a taste treat. Actually it would be significantly improved by the whiskey i'm sure. At least you'd care less about it's gawdawful flavor.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:21 pm

Got it in one, m'dear. She added a drop or two of Tabasco, IIRC....

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:24 pm

The family friend who gave it me and my very sick parents called it "The Medicine" and served it with a certain... unbecoming glee, I thought at the time.

thoughtsurfer · Post by **thoughtsurfer** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:12 pm

Thanks, Isotopia

www.heartlessbitches.com is now on my favorites list!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 6:49 am

Bugler.

Hey...

Complimentary game inside.
For personal entertainment only.
No prizes awarded.

'Twas ever thus.

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:40 am

Super Walmart...lets see...

3 dozen large eggs
1/2 gallon of milk 2%
3lbs of bacon
2lbs of sausage
10lbs of hamburger/ground beef
3 gallons of vegetable oil
1 gallon of olive oil
1 liter balsamic vinegar
1 quart saflower oil
5lbs of wheat flour
2lbs of corn flour
baking powder
tartar
cinnimon
1lb brown sugar
couple cases of diet sodas..
couple bottles of wine
100 pack of #7 1/2 12 gauge shells
550 pack of Remington GoldBullet 22 lr
a bag of salad fixings
1lb of Roma tomatoes
hazelnut coffeemate
spot cleaner for carpet
carper deodorizer
toilet brush and holder
deli sliced ham, genoa, turkey, provalone
whole wheat bread
spicy mustard
black olives
5lbs onions
5lbs of potatoes
dried apricots, tomatoes, sunflower seeds, soy nuts
Chex cerials for making party mix
small pretzels
cheese sticks
Hidden Valley Ranch dressing dry packets
(Ranch party mix for a change)
rawhide for the dog

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 11:18 am

68Barracuda —

Invite me to dinner. Please

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:12 pm

Diane,

Sure, I'll fix you a place at the table. What would you like to drink with your Fillet Menion, asparagus tips, fresh corn, tossed salad, mashed potatoes, homemade Irish Bannok bread, honey butter, and blueberry pie with homemade icecream for desert. Just follow your nose September 2nd.

Mike

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 1:35 pm

68barracuda wrote:couple bottles of wine
100 pack of #7 1/2 12 gauge shells
550 pack of Remington GoldBullet 22 lr

Should I be worried that that was the exact order those items appeared in?

(And if you've got enough oil and balsamic after you've dressed the salad, might I suggest a baguette or two for dipping?)

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:26 pm

Yup Purplekoosh, there will be enough along with enough for a little spirited fun on an inflatable mattress too!

The order of the items, however unintentional, was a conjoining of several lists items I need to go get tonight... Never drink and shoot.. you might shoot your foot...

Mike

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:38 pm

68barracuda wrote:Yup Purplekoosh, there will be enough along with enough for a little spirited fun on an inflatable mattress too!

Why, 'cuda! I didn't know you cared!

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:43 pm

Oh... you might be suprised

Diversions..diversions. Anybody hungry? I just finished off a ham, mushroom, and pepperjack cheese omlet. Mmmmm good...

Mike

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:51 pm

You're a damn tease, 'cuda. I've had the Haitian Death Flu all week, and absolutely can't be arsed to make anything to eat...and now I'm drooling.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 4:54 pm

A jumbo deluxe size box of 'Socks-B-Gone.'

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:17 pm

So sorry there PurpleKoosh, this strain of the flu is particularly nasty. Badger, Socks-B-Gone?

Mike

que.f.o. · Post by **que.f.o.** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 11:27 pm

Bob,
While you are out, could you pick up:

case of Jubale ale
2 bottles Hornitos
1/2 lb. green burnables
1 oz. cubenza(sp) shrooms
corns chips
organic fresh salsa

just a little get-together.

Chai Guy · Post by **Chai Guy** » Mon Dec 22, 2003 2:27 pm

A quart of eggnog please. 'Tis the season...... To get royally fucked up!

Keltoi · Post by **Keltoi** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:00 pm

list of good stuff,

Advil
Coke
M&M

and the classic trip to McDonalds, life doesn't get better than that at times

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:30 am

Ashpirin..n...

Lilly Flower · Post by **Lilly Flower** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:52 pm

One wiggly vibrator please.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:35 pm

Lilly Flower wrote:One wiggly vibrator please.

You got it.

moxiE · Post by **moxiE** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 2:20 pm

just the essentials...

3 cartons of black diamond fags
vodka- one bottle Grey Goose, one bottle Three Olives, one bottle Canadian Iceberg, one bottle Red Army, one bottle Stolichanaya
2 bottles vicodin
Ramen noodles

now if only the store sold E, i'd be set.

Keltoi · Post by **Keltoi** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:22 pm

Tonights trip would include a case of coke, I need caffiene and the ever faithful, hersey chocolate candy bar.....

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:41 pm

I'll take a 6'3" Spaniard, lean, dark, and horny.

I'm only asking for one thing.

Keltoi · Post by **Keltoi** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:36 pm

I think it is time for whip cream, blueberries and oh yea don't forget the body wash ....

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:08 pm

Strawberries, Keltoi. Lots and lots of strawberries. No sugar or dairy products added, just fresh raw strawberries.

Blackberries work as a secondary choice, blueberries third.

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:23 pm

A blonde, a brunette, and a couple of redheaded vixens. a couple toys, lots of massage oil, batteries, a couple solid chairs, some 3/8" rope, home-made cat-o-nine tails, more batteries, a couple fruit, meat, and cheese platters from Publix, and a weekend to enjoy it all...

Mike

oops,

wrong forum...

Keltoi · Post by **Keltoi** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:07 am

Tancorix,

How did you know strawberries were my favorite fruits?, I LOVE STRAWBERRIES especially when they are Juicy and you can SUCK on them. but I also love them dipped in sugar....

I'm going to the store.

Let's see...