Most frequently on my Canada Hockey hat, also on a jacket, and i may yet get a maple leaf tattoo (prob as part of a larger flower/foliage piece)...
"that you are trying to pass overseas"
Since i've never been overseas, i'd love to pass over them to go someplace abroad.

I'm not worried about having to pretend to be Canadian in Europe or wherever, i can tell the truth: I'm from California. As far as i can tell, lots of people see California as being a different place than America, and they may well have a point...

So i guess you'd just tape the tag to my ear?