your kick ass quote

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:30 am

Oh, our mother has us teething on Oscar. . .

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:32 am

Chimp, that open sore of haughty Brit nationalism is oozing forth again.

Please lick it a few times before coming over for a chat.

Chimp · Post by **Chimp** » Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:37 am

Ah, lighten up...

Heres a couple more...

If one could teach the English to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilised.

Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever.

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

Sound English common sense, the inherited stupidity of the race.

The English really have everything in common with the Americans nowadays, except of course the language.

Happy new year x

Chimp · Post by **Chimp** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:58 am

"Its the children! We've got to protect the children! Oh my, the children!"

68barracuda

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:35 am

<Plonk!>

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:29 am

"Strangers are just family you've yet to get to know."
Mitch Albom - The Five People You Meet in Heaven

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 2:04 pm

"I also live in a dangerous world, Mike. I find myself in a situation similar to what you describe, but my reaction to it is quite different. I see two distinct options. I can regard other people as objects of suspicion and fear, potential enemies I must be prepared to kill if necessary. I can keep a gun to "protect" my home, not look people in the eye, be full of mistrust and fear. Alternatively, I can accept the risk involved living in this world, and refuse to make it worse. I will not make it worse by perpetuating the violence I abhor. I will not make it worse by regarding and treating other human beings as my enemies. I will move through this dangerous world happy and free of fear of "them," whomever they may be. "
Patience

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:54 am

*blush*

Never seen myself quoted before. Thanks, abitm.

bushonk · Post by **bushonk** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:12 am

consumer wrote:"There is no 'I' in 'Go Fuck Yourself"

-Unknown Author, heard from a bullhorn at brc03

was the bullhorn bearer by chance riding in a cheshire cat artcar?

68barracuda · Post by **68barracuda** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:50 pm

I come in peace...

I'm from the Government and I'm here to help...

Peace thru superior firepower...

Its not the fall that bothers me, but the impact..

You may feel a little pressure...

Uh-oh..

Hey! Watch this...

Run Forrest, Run!!!

Uh.. where's the condom? It was on when we started...

If it won't fit.. force it.. if it breaks.. fuck it, it needed replacing anyway...

Military Intellegence (Oximoron)

Who packed this fucking chute anyway!

Masterbation.. the key to singular happiness..

"How the fuck did you get that in there?" Heard that one in the emergency room once before.

Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck-up!!!

I once thought I was wrong, but infact, I was Mistaken..

Mike

drugdog · Post by **drugdog** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 6:04 pm

I can't think of anything particularly swift to quote, but there is one thing that's stuck with me through the years....

"Be Particular."

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:50 pm

"There, now you have an inkling of what you might have said to me if you were a man of letters. Unfortunately you're total idiot and a man of very few letters: only the four that spell the word "fool."

-Cyrano De Bergerac

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:25 am

Every aspect of life is education, even if you don't immediately grasp the lesson.

Robert Silverberg [/u]Lord Valentine's Castle

calsur · Post by **calsur** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 12:40 am

"Rose: Don't be worried, Mr. Allnut.
Charlie: Oh, I ain't worried, Miss. Gave myself up for dead back where we started."

Rose = Katharine Hepburn

Charlie = Humphrey Bogart

The African Queen, 1951

____________________________________________________________

Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: 60!, we got at least 60 wouldn't you say?
Adendorff: That leaves only 3,940.

From the 1964 movie Zulu after the first attack by 4000 Zulus on Rorkes Drift. I think Adendorff statement was more practical.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:46 am

"I don't know what it is, but it's WEIRD and it's PISSED OFF!"
-Yaphet Kotto, Alien

pixie mcGiver · Post by **pixie mcGiver** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:15 am

When friends waste time fighting among themselves, the real enemy stands outside an unguarded gate LAUGHING !!

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:39 pm

I found these while searching for a tag line (couldn't think of anything profound or hilarious when I made my eplaya profile - may change it yet).

Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
Salvador Dali

I am a deeply superficial person.
Andy Warhol

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 12:13 am

Attitudes are contagious, mine might kill you.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri May 14, 2004 11:07 am

Zen student: Master, what is the secret of Enlightenment?

Master: Attention!

Zen Student: There must be more...

Master: Attention, attention!!

Zen Student: Master, what does 'attention' mean?

Master: Attention means attention!!

Sam

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:01 am

aerodrown wrote:I was gonna call 911 but i was downloading a file.

This is almost perfect... I prefer:

I was gonna call 911 but I was downloading warez.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat May 15, 2004 6:05 am

Alpha wrote:
aerodrown wrote:I was gonna call 911 but i was downloading a file.
This is almost perfect... I prefer:

I was gonna call 911 but I was downloading warez.

Alpha,

That's kinda what she meant. (Ok, sure, there is the music factor.)

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:05 pm

"You have to do one thing last, or you'll never be finished."
Me, 5 years old.

rubyredalys · Post by **rubyredalys** » Sat May 15, 2004 12:24 pm

"You have many options...but no fingers."-my friend's mom at a picnic in HS when we were trying to eat

-a

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun May 16, 2004 7:44 am

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Sun May 16, 2004 10:40 am

(Pssst. They only use chopsticks for solid food.)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat May 22, 2004 12:50 am

blurp aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Kyte · Post by **Kyte** » Fri May 28, 2004 5:58 am

"we'll be moving in schools but everyone's a teacher
the smile of a dolphin is a built-in feature"
-Anthony Kiedis (Green HEaven, I think)

"True love is unconquerable and irresistable, and it goes on gathering power until eventually it transforms everyone whom it touches" Ram Dass

"Water flowing and I will drink it, I will drink for you, a part of me left that only you knew, will never be understood" -Anthony again, or did Flea write that one?

"Autumn's sweet we call it fall, I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl" -yep, you guessed it

"Funky crime, funky crime, don't you know funk's colorblind, well I've comitted a funky crime, against a state of mind..."

Shameless chili peppers fan here. xo Kyte

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri May 28, 2004 8:56 pm

"Be quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
Seen on sticker now stuck to my refrigerator

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 10:09 am

"'Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven."-- P. J. O'Rourke

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 11:21 am

Joel guy,,,,,you're shouting alot these days...what's up bro? I like the O'Rourke quotes anyway...but this angel doesn't agree with this last one...

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