Hovering is the primary reason pottie camp is so nasty.
Sit your faery winged, panty wearing, blinky ass down.
Pottie mud is gross, so just stop it.
My god! foot prints on the seat? You've got to be fucking kidding me!
OK, Yadda, yadda, your poor sensitivities. At least fucking clean up after yourself if you insist on hovering you fucking princess. Yes, all that piss and shit on the seat is yours despite your super sexy outfit. Yeah, it came outta your gorgeous self.
reminds me of that scissor sisters track.
Stop Hovering!
Stop Hovering!
call me baby
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AntiM
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For the incessant hoverers, why don't you simply lift the damn seat? The hole is bigger and you can't get anything on the seat if it is up!
I'm a sitter myself. My ass ain't going to die from touching a public potty seat. Besides, my knees are too bad to try squatting anymore.
But yeah, better not to hover. Sit yer ass down!
I'm a sitter myself. My ass ain't going to die from touching a public potty seat. Besides, my knees are too bad to try squatting anymore.
But yeah, better not to hover. Sit yer ass down!
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Listen to the wisdom of Stuart and AntiM, two long time eplayans who have earned respect by being right far more often then they are wrong.
*finny applause*
*finny applause*
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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motskyroonmatick
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Yes the only approved method for hovering is to lift both the lid and the seat, get low and do your thing. I've been sitting on toilets all over the place for 34 years with no ill effects. It's kindof a nice break actually.
Potty Project helper.
Potty Project helper.
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When you pass the 4th "bridge out!" sign; the flaming death is all yours.-Knowmad-
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AntiM
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Pee Funnel, Hell No!Clar-i-ty wrote:Pee Funnel...Hello!?!
The cup and tube variety aren't flush, so you always have a partial cup of pee to juggle. As for the commercial things, like I'm supposed to remember and have room to haul one around. They need to be washed. Ick. Nope, My ass and that seat were made for each other.
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[quote="AntiM"][quote="Clar-i-ty"]Pee Funnel...Hello!?![/quote]
Pee Funnel, Hell No!
The cup and tube variety aren't flush, so you always have a partial cup of pee to juggle. As for the commercial things, like I'm supposed to remember and have room to haul one around. They need to be washed. Ick. Nope, My ass and that seat were made for each other.[/quote]
The more I read your posts, the more I like you!!!
Sit on the seats, Dammit!
Pee Funnel, Hell No!
The cup and tube variety aren't flush, so you always have a partial cup of pee to juggle. As for the commercial things, like I'm supposed to remember and have room to haul one around. They need to be washed. Ick. Nope, My ass and that seat were made for each other.[/quote]
The more I read your posts, the more I like you!!!
Sit on the seats, Dammit!