The Bar

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:10 pm

I'm gonna make a run, can I get anybody anything?......

the rebbi

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:17 pm

Coffee time is over. After hearing from RtW in the other thread I am hankering for some Reindeer Fucker.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:47 pm

I would like a shot of yukon jack and a back wash of OJ please.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:44 pm

It's a sad day when the bar has to be bumped.

*fishy cries into her beer*

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:48 pm

Hiya fishy! Can I buy you a drink?

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:00 am

(Watches the dust bunnies wafting through the tent of the lonely, deserted bar...)

Hallooo allo allo allo allo...

Damn echo. Need to get that fixed someday!

(Turns on the magic teapot, and pours boiling water into the cup, followed by the teabag, SC milk, and a bit o' hunny...)

Ahhh... another dusty day!

(Kicks the Jukebox, where an old Aquarium album starts to play... Fills and trims the lanterns, and begins the laborous task of polishing the mirrors, waking the mahogany bartop, clears the crystal out of the dishwash-o-matic, and sets the place up for (hopefully) a busier tomorrow...)

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:24 am

Dangit, theres another one! Shoo! Get on out of here.

Freakin' dust bunnies.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:33 am

Dust bunnies....Sheet...more like Dust GORILLA'S !!!!!!!!!

What shall we pour this morning...how bout a balini...peach or apricot?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:29 am

Peach please. Thanks.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:57 am

Leave those bunnies alone!

supersonin · Post by **supersonin** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:37 pm

Hi All.....I posted a couple times before BM but havent said hi since. Did everyone have a good time? Pinemom, I hear you were married on the playa..where was your wedding. I saw a few out at the temple.....This was my first year and I was out there for 11 days....ugh. dusty, tired but happy.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:08 pm

Thanks for workin on the temple supersonin. Twas the best one ever, loaded with emotion and beauty.

Here, have a bevvy, compliments of the Booby Bar.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:36 pm

Well these bunnies can stay.

kikidelosfeliz · Post by **kikidelosfeliz** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:08 pm

Did anyone bring a jar of playadust home? Can't make our lovely playaritas without it. Guaranteed to make everyone fall in love.

Recipe:

Patron Silver
Limeade
A bit of seltzer water
Ice

Drop cup on playa before filling (rather than edging with salt).

supersonin · Post by **supersonin** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:44 pm

had my fill of playaritas, thank you though. We have enough playa dust around here to make playaritas all year long.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:54 pm

Isn't that Michael Jackson on the left Box Burner?

And with that I declare the bar open for the evening.

Playaritas, margaritas and beer are on tap.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:18 pm

OK, last call for me. I'm racking up shots of whiskey on the bar for whomever may show up after I leave.

To your health!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:38 pm

Kinetic V wrote:I'm putting my house in KC up for sale and after I get back from Minneapolis I'll be packing it all up and moving...somewhere. Honestly I don't know where we're going to end up but it won't be here.

Leave the city. Take the girl.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:39 pm

Thanks Sput' Ill take one of those...lovely night caps...

Yup Titwi and I were married on Thursday bm on the shiva vista fire stage/platform 630 and open esplande.
I have 06 playa dust in containers...
I have a WHOLE TRAILOR still full of 07 playa dust

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:45 pm

(Crash!!!...!...

...BoxB walks in)

Hey that was fun... Ooooohhh look! Whiskey. I'll take one of those.

Here's to all my wonderful peeps at the B(o)(o)by Bar. What a fucking good burn. >Clink!<

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:51 am

Oooh look. Shotz! I'll take #3!

One more... who gets it?

Hmmm... better refill these lanterns.

(goes about her usual glass polishing and bar buffing routine)

Gets any chillier, and we'll have to go play chimneysweep so we can fire up the ol' fireplace... where did I put that top hat...

bb

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:08 am

One left. Well no-one said I couldn't have two.

Well gotta get some stuff done. Hope the moon is out because now my headlights don't work either.

(BoxB heads out the door.

Vroom vroom... Screeeecchhh, Vroommmm)

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:14 am

Jeez, BB, you're thr kind of driver that pays those DPS people's salaries...

Maybe one should consider... um.... FIXING that dam thing???

Hugz.
bb

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:10 am

No I think he outa insure the hell outa it then drive the damn thing off a cliff!
for real!
I heard that monster-eating machine and Im surprised it made it out for yet another year!

Or you could find the local high school auto shop and see if the teacher would let the students fix it for ya!

Gooloo · Post by **Gooloo** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:03 am

A little early for a drink, but what the heck its Friday and a stiff Bloody Maria sounds wonderful. With some of that Patron Silver, yummm. Gotta watch out for the Patron, its more like a drug then a drink. Instant horny, just add tequila.

Box, get the tool box out this weekend and get that thing fixed before you get hurt man. I may not be the most creative, spontaneous, artistic, eloquent individual, but I can wrench with the best of 'em. Buy some beer and get some buddies over to help you out.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:52 am

pinemom wrote:No I think he outa insure the hell outa it then drive the damn thing off a cliff!
for real!
I heard that monster-eating machine and Im surprised it made it out for yet another year!

Or you could find the local high school auto shop and see if the teacher would let the students fix it for ya!

Ya know, I used to have this awesome Chevy truck that made really similar noises to BB's. I think it was near... Yeah... Truckee, as I remember. Um Hmm...

I have to admit I was concerned for his ablilty to get off the playa. I'm still (no offense, BB, if you're reading this) amazed that it made it home. No offense, but yeah, that motor sounds like it's about 1 surprise short of a kablewie.

Ya know... I gotta mention, this also from first hand experience... it's a lot cheaper to get it fixed or replaced then it is to have it towed first.

bb

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:05 am

Good morning bar folk

Patron or Herradura would be a good way to put a kick into the day!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:17 am

(Crash!!!...!...

...BoxB walks in)

Hey, anyone in here own a blue vw microbus? Your tail lights are out.

Hi Sput. Yeah a little Patron please.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:25 am

One for you, one for me...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:26 am

Look in the dishwash-o-matic... I think the tequila shooters are in there...

Hmmm... Tequila Friday!!!!. Any Sauza Hornitos in the hideyhole? That sounds good!

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