The BOOBY BAR! 2008

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:02 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Yes...we Boob'barians are coming back in CRAZY fun force!

We will be hand selecting new recruits this yr as well....So if you love to bartend, and meet great and interesting people...
(sometimes its like the whole playa come to you!)
...PM "Pinemom" or "Thisisthatwhichis"(TiTWi)

It is very early for some people to make this kind of comitment.
Please make sure you've checked out all other aspects of camping, before you make the decesion to camp with us.

Last year we did have some peeps who thought they wanted to camp with us, and at the last minute faded off the map and were never heard from again.

This is a Drama Free Camp!

Virgins, both male and female are incouraged to apply, we were all Virgins once in our lives!
But you must read the survival guide 32 times and be radically self reliant!

The BOOBY BAR is not a looky loo Bar, although because of its name... well you know...the frat boys n Gals float in from time to time

To re-fresh memories the BOOBY BAR is just that....
2 large Mammorie on the playa that can be seen from google space.

They hold many sets of breasts when open, men, women, boobs(comical kind), boobie birds, people with one boob, people with no boobs, people with new boob's people with old boobs people with little or Big boobs.

They are also meant to charish the idea that a person is no less a person if they have lost their boobs to Fuck cancer!

We will now annually do the FUCK CANCER BOARD, signing and parade out to the temple.
This turned out so wonderful, and getting it out to the temple Sunday was fabulous, everyone was able to sign it if they wanted, I noticed some people just touching it, sending their energies and private messages mentally into the very wood in which it was made from.
Thank You NickCollide for making it a nice pale pink!

We are a communal but individual camp. EVERYONE is responsible for De-Mooping Camp on a daily basis As WELL as the de-mooping and clean up of the bar every mid-morning before we crank it up again!

The bar has a life of its own, and a higher power that you can just feel when ya walk in, like nuzzling in gramma's lap, kinda yumminess.
The people who come in are all so interesting and wonderful to share tales and moments with.

The bar is most known for this, Its almost always open till 3-5 am..heheee
Not because its said to be open, its just that sometimes its just so hard to wanna stop party'ing!

We also hold this Guideline, everyone in camp takes turns bartending or supporting the bartenders in some way, sometimes we have 4 or 5 bartenders at one time...heheee
But what we want everyone to know as well, that, especially if we get a run on the same camp'er, night after night, and that camp'er, cant find anyone from camp to hold down the fort to be able to go out and explore, the bar is to be closed and locked up till....'ISH...."will return at 'Ish o'clock". Not sure even how who where what when a person decides they wanna bartend, but we never run short of staff! YEAH!
Alright, I dont even think this ever happened(closed bar), but we as a camp, want everyones burn to be there own!

Also we typically arnt a all day and night bar...more or less night time.
Although after everything is picked/cleaned up and the ice chests and beer chests are restocked...sometimes we do open earlier?

Its playa...ya never know WHATS going to happen!

Sound fun?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:33 am

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:23 am

WOO! WOOOO!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:07 am

I'm cooking bacon right now.... mmmmm....

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:00 pm

mmmmmmmmm...baconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:57 pm

If nothing else, y'all are defintely the official off-base bar of M*A*S*H 4207th. We will be sending MP patrols in this year.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:05 am

hmmm looks like I better get on MP Dress code.
BTW Smashy, you gonna get your pink tutu, or do you want me to make you one?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:59 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:04 pm

We celebrate the people's noble plight to another year, and welcome the sweet oppression that is...

The Hammer and Suckle!

Quick, somebody do a poster!

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:04 am

i would definitely be interested in camping/helping out with the booby camp!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:50 am

spidermonkey wrote:i would definitely be interested in camping/helping out with the booby camp!

Be careful... Pinemom looks small and nonthreatening, but she is crazed!!! CRAZED I TELL YOU!!!!!

There was that one night she used my own staple gun and nailed me to the bar to keep me from wondering off! It was horrible. She had bar patrons pelt me with rocks and garbage and taunt my family lineage. It left me traumatized for at least a week or 5 minutes or something...

And then, my god... its so horrible to even think of... that night she had us string up Alice the Goon by his heels in the lounge and hang a pinata sign on him and hand out stick to bar patrons as they entered. He had to spit out a piece candy with every whack.

So yes dear friend.... think long and hard...

And be forewarned. She'll deny everything. The others probably will too. So listen ONLY TO ME. For they are all mad... MAD I TELL YOU! YES!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:49 pm

Honey, I'm home!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:20 pm

With one whack from velvetina's whip I fell to the ground ..

Candy shot out me arse like a gatling gun...

next thing i see is boxburner scrabbling for the smelly treats ...

Ps . glad you made it home safe purple

ALicE

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:31 pm

Seriously though...

Spidermonkey you wont regret meeting these fine Boob'barians.

Very chill camp (till the B(.) (.) by bar opens).

Ps. beware of smashy ...he climbed in my tent ...crawled in my sleeping bag ....pee'd and left.
was quite rude.

AlICE

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:46 pm

ALICEtheGOON wrote:.

Ps. beware of smashy ...he climbed in my tent ...crawled in my sleeping bag ....pee'd and left.
was quite rude.

AlICE

Smashy was just marking his territory.... Did he squat or lift his leg??

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:01 pm

Lukky · Post by **Lukky** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:13 pm

It t'was quite an adventure.

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:18 pm

I had such good times at the BooBy Bar that in 2008 I think we will just camp right on top of them. It might kinda mess up the ariel view but it would sure make the crawl home that much easier.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:20 pm

ALICEtheGOON wrote:Seriously though...

Spidermonkey you wont regret meeting these fine Boob'barians.

Very chill camp (till the B(.) (.) by bar opens).

Ps. beware of smashy ...he climbed in my tent ...crawled in my sleeping bag ....pee'd and left.
was quite rude.

AlICE

LIES! ALL LIES!

....I was certain that was Sumo's sleeping bag...

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:22 pm

GREENPENIS wrote:I had such good times at the BooBy Bar that in 2008 I think we will just camp right on top of them. It might kinda mess up the ariel view but it would sure make the crawl home that much easier.

I will start begging and pleading now for a chance to fire the fire cannon.

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

You guys were great neighbors!

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:57 pm

And you rule also Smashy,
Hmmmmmm, lets see.... Smashy gave 2 to 3 gallons of gas that saved our asses multiplied by the fact that he still had gas on Monday plus the fact that he did this in his virgin year..........thinking........... Yep, It looks like you not only get to fire the flamethrower, but the whole damn vehicle is yours for an entire evening. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:29 pm

hahhaaaaa
...now you've gone and done it gen'TILE Men! You've gone and scared the poor spidermonkey away!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:32 pm

Hi Honey, how was your day darling?
Can I rub your feet for ya?
Martini? One olive or two?
...how bout a nice hot bubble bath?

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:33 pm

WOO WOOOOOO!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:44 pm

I love h'alvin and C'obbs

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:47 pm

I wish I could have stopped by more but I was always preoccupied with something. Thanks for the vodka straight up. Mmmm. Bigger boobies next year? They could be easier to pick out on the satellite image.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:49 pm

You people scare me..........

Why would anyone want to be with this Bar?????......

MikeVDS · Post by **MikeVDS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:05 pm

(. )(. )

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:22 pm

There are the obvious two reasons of course, but I know
that there must be something a little more than subliminal going on here.
Even parts of my artcar loved the bar so much that they independantly joined it, I feel kinda betrayed and jealous.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:28 pm

Oh, yes, of course.....

And GreenPenis, your left Ball was just enjoying the hell out of the b(O)(O)by's.... I guess..........

The BOOBY BAR! 2008

The BOOBY BAR! 2008

sounds fun

Re: sounds fun