The BOOBY BAR! 2008

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:30 pm

See Shadow IS a Smart placer, she just KNEW we would get along famously...kinda like real body parts...these two, were just meant to be together!

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:16 pm

When you place those two items in such close proximity to each other for over a week, something is going to happen sooner or later. Maybe there will be a kleenex camp across the street next year ???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:40 pm

smegma blankets?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:11 pm

Catch alls !

hehehe

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:21 pm

pinemom wrote:Hi Honey, how was your day darling?

It was a Monday.... *wry smile* Had my weigh-in tonight (and do you EVEN know how much Monday weigh-ins suck?!), and I'm up 5lbs - but a. this is my first meeting since before I left for the playa and b. the Cycling Minstrels are due to arrive any day now, so it's probably all water.

pinemom wrote:Can I rub your feet for ya?

I never did get a handjob this year...but feet sound even better.

pinemom wrote:Martini? One olive or two?

We had blue raspberry martinis at the party I went to this weekend (the Sapphire Party, for all the September birthdays in my local circle of friends - if it could be had in blue, it was blue). Those were lovely.

pinemom wrote:...how bout a nice hot bubble bath?

Oh, NOW we're talking. *sinks to chin level*

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:24 pm

I got a handjob. It was quite possibly the most incredible on the Playa.

It is a definite toss up between the handjob and the Oregon Red headjob.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:31 pm

CapSmashy wrote:It is a definite toss up between the handjob and the Oregon Red headjob.

Ooh, yes, mustn't forget getting head from Red.

That was quite possibly the most decadent I've ever felt on playa.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:47 pm

Ill third that one...HEAD from RED....was fabulous, such a treat!

You know O.R. ya got a major cheering section here my dear!

Hmmm Blue-rasberry martini's sound delightful!

Yo, martini Steve....you taking this down?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:48 pm

...and one must'nt forget the lovely Espresso Queen and her hand job and foot job! to have ones head hands and feet all done at the same time...well lets just say I had to go change me panties!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:55 am

<----part of major cheering section

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:17 pm

Ya know, lacking hair, I (Reds hubby) feel gypped on the head jobs...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:00 pm

Bet she could come up with some interesting ways to wax your mustache

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:12 pm

lol zule

...i bet he charges a fortune for "rides"

Lukky · Post by **Lukky** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:14 pm

ALICEtheGOON wrote:lol zule

...i bet he charges a fortune for "rides"

My dad use to have a sticker in his shop that said "Free Mustache Rides"

I didn't understand it for the longest time.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:20 am

Alrighty CO, that means you are in definate need of a hand job next year!

Pinemom owes The CO. a handjob 2008!

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:34 pm

Handjobs?

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pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:34 pm

heheeee...Tool, heeeehehe
your such a tool!
That was pretty funny for a f grade home movie!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:35 pm

Le Mustache works like an aquatread tire... Channels moisture away from the center for better traction.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:42 pm

ok...on that note, Ima gonna pour a nice tall shot, anyone want one while Im up?

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:14 pm

pinemom wrote:ok...on that note, Ima gonna pour a nice tall shot, anyone want one while Im up?

Any Schpace Pirate Juice left back there?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:29 pm

Space

SumoBM · Post by **SumoBM** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:59 pm

That GreenPenis came by one day squirting down the boobs of the booby bar, it was the offical pearl necklace offering!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:00 am

yes, was good DAY offering! Im glad he didnt shoot us at NIGHT! heheeee

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:29 am

BTW Gang....give a nice welcome foramlly to the Green Penis as he and his lovely, shall be Joining forces with The BOOBY BAR!

His wonderful Green Penis, was a hands on, so to speak to represent the horrible forces of Testicle and Prostate cancer.
And that men should practice Self relieving tactics to rid the body of unused semen... which in testings is finding those things need out so they dont stack up!

"In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia[37] concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Also, frequent ejaculation is more easily obtained and sustained over time with the aid of masturbation."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masterbation#Benefits

So everyone...STOP what your doing...I see you...heheee
and give The GREEN PENIS PEEPS a nice BOOBARIAN welcome!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:39 am

Welcome Greenpenis!

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:55 pm

Greenpenis spits fire and water!
<----has penis envy.

(i do remember feeling a burning sensation a couple times)..
oh yeah and that annoying drip was an issue ...
ah well never mind.

Welcome greenpenis !

Alice

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:52 pm

Cool !!!
Looks like we are an official part of the BooBy Bar now, oh krap, look out Terminal City.........
Although we had our own theme camp for the last 6 years, 2007 was planned to be the last year as a registered camp as can be seen in our camp's description. (we were listed as Green Manhood )
http://www.burningman.com/themecamps/07 ... ill_g.html
Although I won't be bringing the squirting babtismal pond along, the artcar will survive the adjustment just fine, and might even mutate a little further. As for ourselves, we will fit right in(between?) with the BooBy bar with loads of irreverance, mayhem, and general dissarray.
Thanks Pinemom for the link to masturbation, I haven't read that for a couple of years and its size has grown enormously. I like the way they consider compulsive masturbation as a nervous habit.
For many years I have been preaching about the benefits of masturbation/ejaculation to possibly prevent prostate cancer. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3942
Masturbation could save your life, even if it is seemingly obsessive or compulsive.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:12 am

hehe, I never saw the pond be a squirting babtismal, but I did love the way ya'll had it looking like a center camp pond/lake...kinda thing..I was thinking Booby bar should do their big grey water evap like that for esthetics! I was thinking of making lil' cemet molds with plastic greenery to go around the edge's...a couple deck chairs, a umbrella...(cancel that if wind is expected)
Although I may be trumped by a evap.system to 8 way filter to a swamp cooler to the bar. would provide lots of cool humidity in our a lil' on the warm side days!

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:45 pm

The pond in front of our camp has always been a public penis shower/squirting babtismal . Squirting it off of the top of the artcar is just our way of taking it mobile.
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id ... 140&size=l
I have used seperate setups for evap of grey water with limited success, and placement of an evap pond depends on different factors. Cleaning the water up through filters can be a lot of work and the water is rarely "clean" enough to re-use.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:44 pm

*Nick slips in and writes a quick note in the dust on the bar...*

"BUMP!"

*...and then builds a margarita, sits back and wonders if any of the 2007 bar guests have stopped in to say hello...?*