Fuck!

[thisisthatwhichis]

Fuck, BoxB, safe journeys....... Keep in touch..... you have my number....

[Box Burner]

Now what the fuck do I do? Does this mean I'm a fucking grown-up?

Now you can fucking go to burning Man!

[Z Spy]

Fuck, not only did I fucking blow the fucking left butt cheek out of my favorite fucking pair of jeans yesterday......today, fuck, I blew the fucking right butt cheek out. FUCK...... Oh well, fuck, nothing I can't patch with my fucking sewing machine Fuck, actually I was just waiting for a fucking valid reason to post to this fucking thread.
Wow, fuck that felt great!!!!
Z Fucking Spy

[cowboyangel]

fuck yer cheeks yer fuckin tar bucket

[nogganoodle]

Finally got my bag back from Atlanta. Fuckin' A!

My camera and all my money had gone though. Fuckin' Boo! Wasn't really expecting the fucking camera to be there. Oh well!

[BAS]

Fuck! The U.W. Madison Housing people called me about a job interview on TUESDAY and for some reason I didn't hear my cell phone. It was after SIX on WEDNESDAY that I noticed that there was a voice message! I tried calling them at six last night and left a message and tried calling them twice so far today, but haven't got anyone! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I hate fucking cell phones!



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[BAS]

Well, I guess persistence pays off. I finally got through to a human being, who transfered me to another human being, and got an interview set up with the U.W. Housing department. It is for a 2nd shift Custodial position. The interview is at 10:00-- in the fucking PM!!! (I guess it is because the shift Supervisor is going to attend the interview... )


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[spidermonkey]

i fucking love you fucking guys! i fucking love love! fuck!

[BAS]

Please! We've only just met!

(Well, fuck, spidermonkey, you're just plain ruining the good and dark mood I had going! Shame on you! )


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[Kinetik V]

Fucking wild...instead of going storm chasing and driving hundreds of miles, I literally stepped out onto the balcony and watched a funnel cloud spinning over I-494. And we just missed the hail...it went just North of us but you could hear it hitting things. Sheesh, who needs to be in Kansas!

BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TWIN CITIES/CHANHASSEN MN
547 PM CDT THU SEP 20 2007

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN THE TWIN CITIES HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
SOUTHERN HENNEPIN COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL MINNESOTA...
NORTHERN SCOTT COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL MINNESOTA...

* UNTIL 630 PM CDT

* AT 602 PM CDT...RADAR INDICATED A STORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A
TORNADO. THE MOST DANGEROUS PART OF THE STORM WAS JUST NORTHEAST
OF CHANHASSEN...AND MOVING EAST AT 25 MPH.

* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
EDEN PRAIRIE...
SHAKOPEE...
HOPKINS...
EDINA...
BLOOMINGTON...
RICHFIELD...

A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1000 PM CDT THURSDAY EVENING
FOR CENTRAL MINNESOTA.

[EspressoDude]

Fuck, not only did I fucking blow the fucking left butt cheek out of my favorite fucking pair of jeans yesterday......today, fuck, I blew the fucking right butt cheek out. FUCK...... Oh well, fuck, nothing I can't patch with my fucking sewing machine Fuck, actually I was just waiting for a fucking valid reason to post to this fucking thread.
Wow, fuck that felt great!!!!
Z Fucking Spy

don't fucking fix em They are now phucking playa wear

[theCryptofishist]

Fucken A BAS!!!

[BAS]

Thanks, 'fishy! It would be nice if one of these darned (er, excuse me, fucking) interviews would come through! I need to get to work on my Burning Man stuff, and I need $s to do it up the way I want to. (And I don't want to sponge it all off my co-conspirator, either! esp. since a converted bus is my idea.)

spidermonkey's being so happy really did help my mood, too. (I don't think I have even met 'monkey, but seeing someone that happy is nice. Too bad California is a bit too far for a casual drive. When the fuck are they going to invent teleportation technology, anyway?!)

Ooops! I forgot that this isn't the "Random Thoughts" thread.


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[spidermonkey]

i liked the fucking topic, thats what i thought of to say (and i fucking meant it)

[Valkyrie]

I have had this god damned fucking headache all fucking day and I just can't fucking think straight. My fucking vocabulary has dropped to 3 words and I can't fucking come up with a sentence that doesn't fucking make sense.

[pinemom]

Ok well I'd fucking say that is just a mild case of CRS(can't remember shit) and a hangover...or maybe you should see someone about that V'.................
Fuck listen to me,. drunkl typing teeling you aboutr a hangover gona happen.

[Valkyrie]

It's the fucking weather! In fucking California where there is no weather, the fucking weather gave me that fucking headache all fucking day. Then it rained.

[BAS]

Sounds like you got one of my fucking weather related headaches! Must've missed me and hit you instead. Sorry about that!

Aw, fuck. I should be in bed. Maybe I will take Saturday off from the computer.


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[PurpleKoosh]

Somebody fucking stole Mr.Koosh's bike.

WHEN IT WAS FUCKING LOCKED TO THE FUCKING BALCONY RAILING IN FRONT OF OUR FRONT FUCKING DOOR.

Moving to a neighborhood where we actually speak the same fucking language as the rest of the people in the building has become a priority. (Okay, that's an oversimplification of things, but we're absolutely in the minority on our block.)

[AntiM]

I'm fucking freezing. Snow in the fucking mountains already. fuck.

[pinemom]

Fuck...I'm an idiot!
Worked our asses & backs off Saturday in the back yard, made mental note to get a cover for the tomatoes....had a lazy day on Sunday, went out got massive munchies and 4 movies...sat around all day being total bums...
woke up this morning and OH FUCKKKKKKKK forgot to cover the tomato bushes, 3 inch deep bird bath solid frozen! Woops!

My bad...fuck, looks like they MIGHT be ok, poor late planting as we were still waiting for the escrow to close.......
The zuccini's are frozen flat to the ground!
But fuckin tom's are iffy, hopefully gonna hang in there! WILL COVER TONIGHT!

Yes, MT.ROSE's Face is completely covered with snow, and Ive heard it has snowed in truckee for the last 3 nights!

Looks like its gonna be one fucking hell of a winter!

[theCryptofishist]

Looks like its gonna be one fucking hell of a winter!

I hope so. After last year's warmest winter in the northern hemesphere ever recorded. It was just so wrong to be in the Alps in April and see almost no fucking snow on the peaks.

[pinemom]

well...fuck... after closer inspection...the tomato's were done for!
damn shit fuck piis tits wanda june!

So we did what we did last yr. Made a ripening basket out of chicken wire. Cut all them 'maters off down the vine(leaving significant vine attached) then hang them in a chicken wire basket in a sunny location. They slowly ripen on their own.

We had fucking Tomato's into January last yr..So since this batch went in the ground 2 months later then last yrs we'll see what happens.....

...fuck...I wish I craved fried green tomatoes...I like them ok, but fancy big red juicy's better!

[BAS]

Fuck-- you mean it is snowing Out West?!? Right now it is unseasonably warm here in Wisconsin! Must be due to the lower elevation, at least in part.

I forgot about a speeding ticket when I filled out the Conviction Status Report for one of the U.W. Custodial jobs. Luckily they called me to ask about it when the results came back, rather than just disqualify me. (I think that they got a lot of "no shows" for the interviews-- since the map to the interview was slightly fucked. Had a note saying to report the the loading dock door on the opposite side of the building, and the door we were supposed to use highlighted without a note. I got lucky and after ten minutes of waiting, someone happened by the loading dock door and took me to the right spot!) The U.W. Housing Dept. emailed me a new form to fill out, so I filled it out and emailed it back.

Communication between Adecco, Iron Mountain, and us temps got fucked somewhere along the line, and the two of us who showed up for work were there two hours early. I emulated the Hobbits and went out for "Second Breakfast" while waiting. Tuesday we are to show up at TEN, not EIGHT! We have a "maybe nine" for Wednesday.

That's about all which is happening in these (fucking) parts.


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[BAS]

...and fuck Civilization III for crashing right as I was getting ready to save the game!


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[AntiM]

Fuck-- you mean it is snowing Out West?!? Right now it is unseasonably warm here in Wisconsin! Must be due to the lower elevation, at least in part.

We have a light dusting on the Wasatch, rain in the valley and I'm fucking freezing. The furnace isn't ready to be kicked on and I'm waiting for the chimney sweep before I light any fires. Flannels, candles and close all the damn windows, learned that from years in an unheated, uninsulated house. Which is not this house, but feels like it when the weather is in fucking transition.

brrrr ... and no, larry's on his way to Vegas, so no fucking cuddling or such. Fuck.

[spidermonkey]

burn motherfucker burn!!!

~spidermonkey

[OregonRed]

Fucking depressed today. Don't know if it's the difficulty I'm having finding a job, decompression, or getting my fuckin' period, but I fucking HATE the world today. Even more I fucking hate feeling like this. I'm generally a pretty happy person. Dunno... Guess I've let the shit pile up for too fucking long and now it's fucking getting to me.

I think I'm gonna go back to bed. Maybe things will get better if I start the fucking day over.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

That kinda helps...

[pinemom]

fuck fuck fuck...right there w/ ya Red! well sept the red sea thing!

[BAS]

Fucking depressed today. Don't know if it's the difficulty I'm having finding a job, decompression, or getting my fuckin' period, but I fucking HATE the world today. Even more I fucking hate feeling like this. I'm generally a pretty happy person. Dunno... Guess I've let the shit pile up for too fucking long and now it's fucking getting to me.

I think I'm gonna go back to bed. Maybe things will get better if I start the fucking day over.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

That kinda helps...

Did going back to bed help? I just spent about 12 fucking hours sleeping, except for needing to get up and use the toilet every hour or so!

I've been getting fucking headaches in the afternoon, which seem to wipe me out for the rest of the day. I've been working a half time temp job this week (every day but today, Thursday), and the headache seems to start shortly after the job is over. I would think that there is a connection, but I really don't see how. Stress relief? Maybe, but the work isn't particularly stressful-- mostly filling out forms and putting stickers on boxes on pallets.

Fuck! I want a permanent job! Or to win a huge chunk of money (you know, in the US$ tens of millions range!) Fucking poor chance of winning the money, though, since I haven't entered any contests... despite what the occasional spam mail claims.


Well, fuck, I should get dressed.



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