Take It To Zsu Zsu

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:09 am

Oh, that is too funny! A drama queen "time-out" chair at the trash fence! It makes Zsu Zsu's self imposed "time out" even more pitty pot!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:21 am

Join Zsu Zsu as she honors the French Space Program by counting down today's historic launch...

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:27 am

"10... 9... 8... I am tired. Perhaps tomorrow.

Also, Your chair is uncomfortable and unworthy of my perfect ass. You insult poor Zsu Zsu by calling it ze 'Pity Pot". You can not see zat my misery is your doing! All of you filthy animals!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:31 am

I am not the only one who can quote the beautiful Zsu Zsu. Simply use the "Font Colour" feature to select the "Violet" for her text. If you have trouble reading it, simply click and drag your mouse to highlight her reluctant words.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:37 am

"Zey bore me with seely 'spass games, but in ze meanwhile no one has brought me my Gauloises Cigarettes with ze filter of gold, to keep from tarnishing my pouty, perfect lips...

You bring to me zees 'orrible Yanqui Cigarettes, zen expect me to thank you for it. Peh!

Zen you have ze gaul to use ze smelly Yanqui Zeepoe lighter instead of ze expensive ones I deserve. Seely Yanqui peegs with lighters zat smells like my Fifi's poop.

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:45 pm

(How did I know she smoked Gauloises? Is her hydration Vichy water or evion?)

Drama Queen
Bittersweet
Only thirty-five
Drama Queen
See the beat
Of her relentless ego
She can rant
She can rave
Driving you quite insane
See that girl
Throw a scene
Avoid the Drama Queen

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:24 pm

Sue: You're a natural!

Crypto: You've got me squinting under the mirror ball!

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:45 am

"Oh, you seely, seely boy, M'suier Jellifish...

You cannot to know ze passion of a woman like Zsu Zsu...

You beg for ze attention of mine, but Zsu Zsu looks at you, and says...

"Peh!"

Please allow for me to grind you under the spiked 6" heels of my Dolce & Gabbana boots... You shall be like ze horsemeat she feeds to Fi Fi, as your manliness slides into the grinder, I pleasure to speet upon you, you smile in bliss...

As I curse to you in scorn for soiling my shoes. Evil thing.

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:13 am

Dahling Zsu Zsu, will you not come out? I have made for you a lovely Tang Mimosa...

Major Mallet · Post by **Major Mallet** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:43 am

[quote="Mister Jellyfish Mister"] How about a token dispensation that says "I took it to Zsu Zsu" on one side and something about drama on the other. Like some sort of absolution.[/quote] PERFECT!

I also like TITWI idea about a lone chair. How about a large sign on the side of the trailier that reads: "Serious Drama - Please Take a Seat at the Orange Chair". Arrow points to a orange chair about 15 meters from the trailer. The chair (rebared into the playa) faces the trash fence. In front of the chair is a very small sign with a hinged cover that reads: "Open Only in the Event of Serious Drama". Upon opening the cover the user sees a sign (in English and French) that reads something to the effect of: "Did you come to the Burn to have a good time or a bad time? Drama = Bad. Walk it off. Make amends. Do what must be done to resore the peace. Feel better? Yes. Good. Remember, when everything in the world is falling apart you can always trust Zsu Zsu to tell you to go fuck yourself. Have a nice day."

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:57 am

LOL, you guys! LO-fucking-L!!!!!!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:09 pm

Zsu Zsu- Have you heard that we are all fucking doomed?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:18 pm

"What did you say? Yes, you are all doomed to love me forever, and why not? Fantasize of the ecstasy that you will never know as you cast your seed upon ze dusty ground.

Now take my ferret to ze Center Camp for his coffee enema. If zey question where you are putting ze espresso pipe, simply tell zem you do it for the love of Zsu Zsu, as you should.

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:53 pm

Wouldn't that explode the ferret in a very painful manner?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:45 pm

I'm totally confused.. is this a softer gentler more socially acceptable thunderdome thread?

Funny as hell keep up the good work Jelly.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:42 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Wouldn't that explode the ferret in a very painful manner?

So that's what the kids are calling it these days ..."Honey, do you want to explode my ferret?" "Sure thing, Sweet Pants, in a very painful manner."

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:04 am

Thanks, Toolmaker. Stuff like this gets me through the winter around here.

Please welcome Bernie to Team Zsu Zsu. Last night at a little shindig in my garage, he accepted our invitation to record the ferret puppet sequences of Zsu Zsu's pet, "Filth" to be projected through her window. This gets better all the time! Here's the crew so far:

Munz: Robotics and projection
Pawn: Software
Jellyfish: Engineering and hardware
d6: Music and audio
Bernie: Puppeteer
TBA: Zsu Zsu Actress
Z-Spy: Key Grip

All Foreign Legion recruits shall speak with bad French accents and surrender upon request.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:46 am

"Berrr... KNEE? Sacre'bleu. Another feelthy Yanqui. And he will have hees feenger up my darling leetle Feelth's delicate foufou? How DARE he?? Ze PEEG!!

Ef you think zat you can to LOVE me as I deserve Bear'nee, zen you may TRY! But be warned... you may end up in ze trash,,, like ze feelthy candy, ze smelly roses, and ze Fi-Fi. Peh!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

bigbluedoggy · Post by **bigbluedoggy** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:53 pm

All Foreign Legion recruits shall speak with bad French accents and surrender upon request.

At Center Camp this woman came to the counter and started asking for coffee in a thick French accent, so I started talking back in a thick French accent...oops... hers was real!!! But she was a good sport and just told me to work on it some more!! lol

Maybe we could find her and she could be your Zsu Zsu!!

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:24 am

bigbluedoggy wrote:
All Foreign Legion recruits shall speak with bad French accents and surrender upon request.
At Center Camp this woman came to the counter and started asking for coffee in a thick French accent, so I started talking back in a thick French accent...oops... hers was real!!! But she was a good sport and just told me to work on it some more!! lol

Maybe we could find her and she could be your Zsu Zsu!!

I had similar incidents with visiting Germans at LabWerks...(sorry, Martin!)

Jelly- got room for a Gaffer on Krewe ZsuZsu? (I can see Mardi Gras-style necklaces...) I would have preferred Key Grip, but Fortune Favors The Bold, and so forth.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:01 am

Zsu Zsu, you look so beautiful... IN SPACE!

"Zees fucking helmet is keeling me. I told you I don't like spass! Imbecile!"

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:56 am

Her firearm looks as if it's about the right size to launch ferrets...

Do I detect a diabolical hint here? Zsu Zsu's secret weapon - put the barrel down one's shorts and pull ze trigger.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:21 pm

No, Zsu Zsu, no, no, no . . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:11 pm

Yes, women can justify their need for extra marital sex.

Next question.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:58 am

Fucking weasels! Get them off me! Nice one, Bin. Extra marital sex? OK!
Hey Fishy, any chance you'll make an appearance at SF Decom? U-Me the monkey wants to meet you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:34 am

I'll be there with bells on.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:34 am

Yea for fun! We will speak of Zsu Zsu as I swab the tears from my eyes and begin to mend my broken French heart. I joined the Foreign Legion to forget her, and now.... now.... ahhhhhh!

Z Spy · Post by **Z Spy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:38 pm

My Dearest Zsu Zsu............craigs list has a ferret for trade. They are only wanting an Ipod or Mp3. Is there room for another, a mate for FILTH, please find it in your heart of hearts to consider this barter.
ZSpy

Z Spy · Post by **Z Spy** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:42 pm

Zsu Zsu, you are one RED HOT french chick

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:26 am

What say you, Zsu Zsu? Will you accept Z-Spy's generous offer?

Take It To Zsu Zsu

Zsu Zsu's Countdown

Make Zsu Zsu Talk

Re: Zsu Zsu's Countdown

IN SPASS!

Ferret for trade............

and by the way