Please. Just leave them at home. Unless you plan to volunteer an extra 80 hours for MOOP pick up.
Even then, just leave them at home. ok?
They shred and make a mess. No kidding.
The green ones too.
Grass Skirts
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unjonharley
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Re: Grass Skirts
Tiara wrote:Please. Just leave them at home. Unless you plan to volunteer an extra 80 hours for MOOP pick up.
Even then, just leave them at home. ok?
They shred and make a mess. No kidding.
The green ones too.
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Another plea for nudity?
I say"amen"
I'm the contraptioneer your mother warned you about.
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robbidobbs
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- Camp Name: Pottie Central
- Location: LOS of the Pottie doors
Grass Skirts BAD
Some dork-wad blew through the pottie cluster around the 4:00 point, and little pieces were everywhere.
I jumped out of my truck in full panic. The wind was calm, but it was warm and I KNEW that we'd be enjoying a blustery afternoon any minute now. So I solicited the help of the poopers in line, and most of them either stared at me or they thought this was some kind of performance art, and stood their spectating. This pissed me off more. I told the 30 odd people that this was not art, but a moop disaster waiting to happen, pick up the damn grass pieces! Some did...gradually...reluctantly. Then I explained to them that ever one of these pieces either gets picked up by them now or by some poor shmo later, but they MUST be picked up. This got more people involved. I taught these obvious newbies the fine art of moop-hunting.
If you see a grass skirt, feel free to set it on fire.
kidding
RobbiDobbs clear
I jumped out of my truck in full panic. The wind was calm, but it was warm and I KNEW that we'd be enjoying a blustery afternoon any minute now. So I solicited the help of the poopers in line, and most of them either stared at me or they thought this was some kind of performance art, and stood their spectating. This pissed me off more. I told the 30 odd people that this was not art, but a moop disaster waiting to happen, pick up the damn grass pieces! Some did...gradually...reluctantly. Then I explained to them that ever one of these pieces either gets picked up by them now or by some poor shmo later, but they MUST be picked up. This got more people involved. I taught these obvious newbies the fine art of moop-hunting.
If you see a grass skirt, feel free to set it on fire.
kidding
RobbiDobbs clear
I'll be in my blanket fort until further notice.