Badger wrote:I mean, Cheesus Unoriginal Fucking Christ.
Is this the level of creativity most of us are gonna have to wade through in 2008?
Hey Badger,did the part about using the fucking proceeds to great gift tickets to anyone at the gate who can answer random questions about American HISTORY and its core tennants surrounding LIBERTY escape your keen but tenatious eye?
Jeezus fucking tapp dancing Christ on a stick, wearing a Tommy Hilfiger Diaper, and biting his nails painted in quality red ,white and blue " Old Glory" style by Korean girls working in their mommys nail salon to pay their way thru med school!!
The main idea was to support the poor and test the hippy bastard gate begging contingent for their education in AMERICAN philosophy,by rewarding their efforts with a granted ticket.HOPEFULLY a resurgence in the tenants forged out by our founding fathers( and mothers) would re-inspire SOMEONE ANYONE to fight for our libertys and the voice of the common man ,and preserve the freedom to live and express our selves with out persectution or teireny..or prevent us from attending the event for lack of money.
THE FUCKING RUB of the stoopid idea was that more than likely next years Man will be a wash in yet again..more fireworks than china can make in decade,rivalling The Burn with every 4th of July extravaganza..
and will go down in history as The Shmaltziest Burn Ever. To throw in the flags
after the man falls as a symbol of over cheesing the cheese,is two fold.
One : it signifies with its little man over the stars that the burn was once and should forever remain pure and universal. On the sacred Old glory remake it symbolizes - THE SYMBOL OF THE PURE.
TWO
When a flag is burned it is because either it has touched the ground,and thus "fallen"If a symbol of America has fallen,then it symbolixes that America too has fallen,and must be burned as it purifies the idea of The sacred having been corrupted by a lower plane by burning the corruption out.
As Americans we can express ourselves and Americas state of being by how this flag is flown ,half mast-quarter mast,upside down,To burn the flag expresses the finger to the government . In the late 60s and early 70s,flags were being used much to the shock of many older Americans ,as clothing,for patches on jeans and at ralleys to burn flags on various campuses.Several years ago an artist was in the center of controversy for doing a performance piece involving Burning an American flag in direct inspiration over the repression of the first amedment and the developing bills over the pledge of alligiance in the schools, and to out law flag burning.
His action was a reminder that it is NOT the fucking flag as a symbol that is MORE IMPORTANT than the RIGHTS and LIBERTYS the piece of fabric represented. He did it as a prudent reminder that he had THE RIGHT under the constitution fought for and died for by this country, to Burn the flag, as a form of free expression..perhaps RADICAL free expression and that this reminded people thru contraversy -even an unpopular act,or opinion ,or crappy gesture of un-orriginal banal art is still and should be forever protected.
The man falls after his cheezy display,and we thro our cheeze in the flames to support the old pure burn-the right to fight cheeze with cheeze and in the name of radical rediculous free expression,and mock everything naive and contraversial in the process...fuck...your...burn...
annnnnnd all on tv yet!
and while supporting those who are financially impaired burning TRUE AMERICANS!!!..
WHAT DONT YOU LOVE ABOUT THIS hysterical idea? Oh sure on the surface it appears to suck, but its got the knee pads of a cheerleader and smells like cheap beer and kerosene. Lets hear it for the red white and BLOW!
