The Bar

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:55 am

<Dangles glowing catnip mouse over Le Chats head>

Kitty kitty kitty!

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:35 pm

There is so much catnip going around i am beginning to feel the effects of it.
(\__/)
(=';'=)
('')*(")
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BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:37 pm

pecks at catnip
spits it out
Ew. I need something to wash that out with.

Ah.
I'm making a kitty mask for my daughter for halloween, my first non chicken full on deal. So I'm psyched and she is too. 4's a fun age. So's 45, turns out.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:57 pm

BigCock wrote:I'm making a kitty mask for my daughter for halloween, my first non chicken full on deal. So I'm psyched and she is too. 4's a fun age. So's 45, turns out.

See? That's why I love this place...

What?!?

(looks up)

Where'd it go?

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:10 pm

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:02 am

Shit shit shit... I am gonna hafta spend the rest of my life apologizing to Le Chat for your behavior aren't I CO?

FUCK IT! Sorry Chat... you're on your own...

Looks at PM Please... For the love of the Gods... Whiskey...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:41 am

*fishy goes to the storage closet and begins pulling things out in a big pile*
Hm, I'm sure we had one.
Ah, here it is.
*she begins setting up "CO trap--They are so fucking doomed."

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:21 am

bussiness at hand! There ya are sweetness!

Ah Le Chat is cleaver puss, he'll find a great way to sneak in on CO!

FISHY, BBSue just told me your coming to lemmongrad this weekend! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:54 am

<wanders in, wonders why there is a giant box propped up on a stick with whiskey & a banjo in it>

Hey, drinks & tunes!

*thump*

Why is it so dark?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:10 am

Sits down on a box with a sigh, takes off right shoe & sock. Shakes out pebble and treats blister. Hey! where's that music coming from?

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:05 pm

ahaha... taps on box....
thats not real whiskey in there.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:55 pm

The call girls are, however.

And I've just outed myself as a hypocrite, because if any of the boys had made a sexist crack like that, I would have sniffed loudly.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:41 pm

The banjo will keep him busy for hours... At least I'll know where to find him.

Thanks for the whiskey PM. You Rock!!!!

How's every little thing this fine evening?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:14 pm

Yes, of course.... I can play with my banjo for hours too......

But, must get ready for the party this weekend..... worky, worky.... then goofing off.....

*sets out some pre-cocktails and snacks*..........

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:01 pm

<C///G///D///G///>

<glug>

I can't play Dueling Brandos by myself, y'know!

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:08 pm

*starts munching on bar nuts*

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:51 am

slips sheet music under box.....
and a nice shot of absinthe...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:27 am

Good Morning, everyone. Someone, SHUT OFF THE DAMN RAIN!!! My new tire chains aren't here yet, and me and Fishy are supposed to jump a mountain tonight!

I hope they get here by this afternoon... or the rain stops by 8 this morning or so... rain just f***ing re-started as I got to work.

That means in 8 hours chainable snow on the pass. I've played that game before... damn...

(Paces nervously on the bar top, looking occasionally through the skylight at the droplets hitting the plexiglass...)

Sorry - it's a bad habit I picked up from watching LeChat...

Oh, the music - Looks like Phillip Glass... Oh... WAIT!!! What's THIS???

(Turns dial on voice synthesizer to "Homer")

Mmmmmm... Green Faerae... Arggllgl...

I think I need some coffee...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:51 pm

Alright, one for the road.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:58 pm

... more dabblings with salvia divinorum. I did a full hit of 10x with a water pipe last night. I cannot believe the strength of the hallucinations, both visual and psychological. It was all I could do just to hang on and ride it through. This is the most powerful shit I've ever come across, like doing a sheet of acid, except that it's legal and it's completely gone in 10 minutes. One definitely needs a 'spotter' partner to prevent you from getting up and walking into stuff.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:11 pm

Hooooleey Smokes!!!

Somebody brought an Automatic Banjo Box!!

(walks around and sniffs the box from which the banjo music is coming)

Smells like boozeâ€¦

*sniff sniff*

and old socksâ€¦

(continues walking around, wondering about what wonderful mechanism must lie inside, an automated plucker of some sort? Little mechanical hammers that hit the strings? How does it work?!?)

Iâ€™ve always wanted one of these things. How do you get in?

And why is BC floating up close to the ceiling?... and all multi-colored?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:23 pm

(CLARK strides into The Bar in full caffeinated effect, changes the grounds on the maker and starts a new black hot brew. See's the tail of the black cat go into the shadow and smiles...) I'm getting jazzercised to go out and put down some brew tonight, but does anyone have anything for me to start early on?

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:38 pm

(Cc whispers to the wind (((Zule)))

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:41 pm

(Looks over his other shoulder and whispers again (((Nogganoodle))) Come play and drink with me!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:23 pm

(((Fishy)))

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:24 pm

*fishy puts a sixpack of Pete[s Wicked Ale on the new sushi boat system*

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:38 pm

I love music. Doing a radioshow right now...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:41 pm

I'm working on the boats...
*fishy puts a small herd of plastic girraffes on the next boat.*

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:41 pm

Sorry, our broadband at the station is down (no streaming audio! CRAP!) Playing a song by a band called James "Dream Thrum". It's awsome

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:44 pm

My feet hurt. They feel a little cramped and like I skinned the tops of them. They don't like the change in weather.