PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:51 am

There once was a stagecoach inn
in the past, there was committed many a sin
robbers and highwaymen
used this inn as a den
and passing travellers were robbed and done in.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:58 am

Dave's beers are one of the best
very heady and full of zest
too many of his brew
will send you to the loo
and then you'll want to drink less.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:01 pm

The loo was a hole in the ground
with four walls that were round
there was no door or roof
these folks aren't aloof
and when the hole's full, they make a mound.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:07 pm

A Hot burner, Lets call her Alice
used a Dynamite stick as a Phallus
it was quite the display
as she flew to Imlay
and her ass landed in caesar's palace.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:36 pm

There once was a girl in distress
so she called in Elliott Ness
he gave her one up her hole
now he's on the dole
and she's in a right mess.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:10 pm

There once was a girl who was fat
oposite her sat the cat
the rat nearby was starving
the old girl was carving
meat for the flying gnat.

Not one of my best.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:23 pm

I know a baby called Yakapo
he likes to go on the river and row
he rows faster than the pro's in the club
even though he's only in a metal tub
and behind him is an ocean liner in tow.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:26 pm

There once was a man from France
who dangled his life from a lance
it was such a dangerous act
which we all knew was a matter of fact
and he passed away whilst in a trance.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:29 pm

Well you could believe it
as at the pc you all sit
pounding the keys with a might
until the early hours of night
missing out on sleep until you make a hit.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:41 pm

The direction of this thread leaves me kacking,
And I don't mean to be so attacking
But the topic, you see
Was to Limerick BRC
and the Playa dust seems to be lacking.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:03 pm

I thought this thread was to write limericks
or go out, get smashed and have some kicks
I know I don't write a true rhyme
but I try some of the time
maybe on this forum I don't clicks.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:07 pm

I've only been here a day
you can show me the way
on how to proceed
give me a lead
and I'll soon have one K.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:11 pm

I'm known as the limerick king
name's emblemed on my ring
I type in my sleep
write as I weep
and rhyme as I sing.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:14 pm

I may type the last one for tonight
so you can see I'm not tight
for you I'll leave some space
after all it's not a race
and I don't have the right.

barnz · Post by **barnz** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:16 pm

Birdman wrote:I've only been here a day
you can show me the way
on how to proceed
give me a lead
and I'll soon have one K.

Well, Bird, first it's called READING.
After which, some ideas may be seeding.
You might want to wait,
before leaving the gate.
Then I can skip this interceding.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:49 pm

So I'm meant to talk about B R City
and fit it into a rhyming ditty?
From what I can see so far
if I drove there by car
I could become very witty.

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:02 pm

Well I must retire for tonight
my fingers are becoming light
words start to fail me
time for a cuppa tea
to help my poor eyesight.

I couldn't think of anything better.

barnz · Post by **barnz** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:33 pm

There are two keys to writing this ditty
after mentioning Black Rock, (the city)
one is the rhyme, the other is time
Use all three, for entries non-shitty.

spidermonkey · Post by **spidermonkey** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:53 am

i still say clap clap clap sue my girl....

i'm missing the black rock city
so i came up with this little ditty:
if you burn all the time, the burn stays in your mind,
then the rest of the year won't be shitty

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:49 am

(An early entry for 08...)

I just don't know what I would do,
If during the burn I felt too darn blue.
I'd drink till I'm plastered,
and shout "you're all bastards"
Then go out and cry with Zsu-Zsu...

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:57 am

Black Rock City must be a great place
their main manufacture could be lace
with a full employment
a-packing I'd be sent
along with my case.

barnz · Post by **barnz** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:26 am

plonk

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:32 am

They line up for Thunder Dome Jam
Will long mind for Gerbil lick cram
Keep ice sales Plummet
On stage they wil strum it
this post makes no sense - fuck and damn.

________________
If my words are yours, can you hear my father?

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:40 am

I think this post is to make a ditty
come on and don't be shitty
it's only five lines of garbage
try your wits and be a sage
maybe you'll end up being witty.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:27 am

At one time it seemed to be funny
The lines relevant, the mood sunny
But with the Burner reference gone
it's like Cincinatti John
its meaning, and worth, have gone runny.

So while some may, my departure, lament
I feel it is time that I went.
For from the subject, we've shifted
ergo, my attention has drifted
to adventures and times better spent.

Au Revior...
bb

Birdman · Post by **Birdman** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:18 am

I'm sure I shall miss you very much
'cos in my country we could go dutch
I could show you my cities
and you could teach me some ditties
or tell me to go and double de clutch.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:57 pm

barnz wrote:There are two keys to writing this ditty
after mentioning Black Rock, (the city)
one is the rhyme, the other is time
Use all three, for entries non-shitty.

Hooray!!!

.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:04 pm

"What's the best playa beer," asked a hottie
"Do you prefer PBR or Tecate?"
The debate it still rages
Between burner fools and sages
But of course everyone knows it's Tecate.

Oh yes I did!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:59 pm

The Hottie displays her proud bust,
But wear panties, indeed she must.
"I'm such a wussy
About dust in my pussy,
I don't like a playafied thrust."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:29 pm

(heh, heh)