Hi. I'm Al Gore

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:53 pm

, and I'd like your help moving the planet.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:58 pm

I'd like to help him take back the white house he should have been in 6 years ago, damnit.

Sorry...

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:00 pm

drink these two bottles of mag citrate,take these black and whites, this docusate pill and wash it down with two fluid ounces of mineral oil...I guarantee moivement by morning...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:02 pm

SERIOUS movement!

Don't forget the 8 glasses of water...

BLEAH!!

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BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:23 am

Hi ya, Al! How's she hanging?

B.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:13 am

BAS wrote:Hi ya, Al! How's she hanging?

B.

She? I find that confusing.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:26 am

AntiM wrote:
BAS wrote:Hi ya, Al! How's she hanging?

B.
She? I find that confusing.

B.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:37 pm

Hi I'm Al Gore and I know how to talk but I don't know how to fight for what I believe in....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:23 pm

He needs help. And we need to be willing to accept flawed leaders.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 5:22 pm

Like Larry Harvey?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:02 pm

Yah, like that.

I want a bumper sticker that says: "Re-elect Al Gore".
It will go right next to "My best vacation is your worst nightmare"

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:44 am

The right accepts flawed leaders. They only see the commonalities among themselves. Dittoheads. The left demands perfection. They pride themselves on their differences but will not allow defects. It's one reason the right has had so much power despite having a minority of the people.

Anyway, if the guy steps up for the presidential race, he will advance his supposed ideals more effectively than through any other means of action.

"The climate crisis is ... our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level."

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:36 pm

what we're facing are a range of gargantuan problems....global warming is just one of them. Overpopulation, peak oil, energy crises, relentless limited wars, private mercenary armies out of control, theocrats in high levels of government, corporate rule, water and food delivery problems...we need someone who can build coalitions and fight for a vision like never seen before...Gore? I don't think so...any of them? I don't think so. Martin Luther King wasn't a politician.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:20 am

Where's Joel when you need him?

Someone needs to put these Al Gore folk in their place.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:33 pm

Hey you old network scum sucker..whatcha been up to?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:03 pm

I'd like to thank al gore for inventing the internet, waco texas, nafta, gatt, and the police state. Oh yeah, thanks for global warming fear since its much better than fear of shoe bombers. Vote for Steve Kubby.

Tinkerbell · Post by **Tinkerbell** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:43 pm

hi al gore.. now who the hell are you?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:09 pm

he also invented gore-tex

it's a kind of texmex for bad weather....