Hello, Control Team?

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:17 am

Control Team? Are you there? Is this thing calibrating properly? Hello?

There - this is better. Control Team? The test was a failure. Transport to dimension 134340 did not succeed. I have been transported to an unknown dimension. My ship and weaponry have gone missing.

God, where the hell am I?

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:41 am

I'm on the move. Let's see if we can find out where I am.

What the hell? Shelters? Are there people here?

...and is that my gun?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:02 am

Roger, proceeed as necessary.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:37 pm

Things will be better... IN SPACE!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:13 pm

......(squawk) Command. This is Air Unit Baker.

We have a visual on intruder. He is inside the outer perimeter. Recon Team Charlie,

make your heading two niner five for intercept. Will advise new coordinates as necessary.

Sniper teams, advise status.

(squawk) Roger Command. Sniper Zulu in position on north cliff. No visual on target at this time.

(squawk) Sniper Alpha in position. I have a visual on subject.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:19 pm

(squawk) Command, Armor Track 5 rolling out

to maintain defensive perimeter on north end.

Commando Team 2,

maintain present position until we know what we are dealing with here.

(squawk) Roger command, CT2 maintaining present location.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:25 pm

(squawk) Command this is SAM 6

Rolling out for high ground position to intercept any rides that might come for the intruder.

Roger SAM 6. Mobile Recon 2

Link up and re-enforce Recon Team Charlie.

barnz · Post by **barnz** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:20 pm

holy crap, this is more exciting than TV.
I can't wait to see what happens next!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:15 pm

(squwak)COMMAND COMMAND! WE ARE UNDER ATACK! Some sort of giant brown dog creature has appeared out of nowhere!

Commando Team 2 has been hit hard!

Track 5 HIT HIT HIT! Looks like the beast is going down!

SAM 6! Missles away! Beast is DOWN! Repeat! Beast is DOWN!

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:20 pm

Control, I have visual confirmation of reinforcements. If diplomacy fails, well shall ignite the vermin with an air assault. I'm going for the gun, kkhhhh, over.

"HALT! Do NOT touch that!"

WTF??

"I am the leader of this village! That gun is our property! Do not take it!"

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:45 pm

someone is going to call "PETA" on you Smashy.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:30 pm

And some of those links aint working right.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:34 pm

this is my favorite post ever..

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:41 pm

Whoops, now they are.

muleyredux · Post by **muleyredux** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:10 pm

Uh, er...
Oh, please don't hurt me, no
Just only let me go
I only want my gun
And uh... a honey bun.

"Listen - we've been here for what seems like a few years now. Ever since we got here, we've been under near-constant attack from these weird robot things. We're down to only six now, and we started with twenty."

Where are the other three?

"On patrol. We managed to make these shelters out of stuff from the rubble of previous attacks."

Okay, so what do you want from me?

"We want you to help us defend the camp from the next attack. We'll let you have the gun, but you just need to defend the camp. Okay?"

Uh... sure. Okay. I'll have to double-check with Control-

"Then it is agreed! Huzzah! Huzzah!"

Uh, yeah... huzzah!
Should I trust these people?

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:16 pm

<----- weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*grabs popcorn and waits*

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:19 pm

ALICEtheGOON wrote:<----- weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*grabs popcorn and waits*

Hey, don't Bogart the popcorn... sheeee... newbie's

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:19 pm

Bump.... I need more........

Post by **Eric** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:31 pm

Me too.
This was just getting good!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:08 pm

More coming soon. After the Dog Creature attack, they needed to regroup.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:08 am

ok someone get up and get more popcorn, Ill grab the cocktails...meet ya all back here in 10...

Karma · Post by **Karma** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:20 am

Fuck, Im hooked ! I'll tell you what though, you guys do a season one cliffhanger then make us wait 8 months for season two ala the Sopranos, none of you will be safe in Black Rock next year.

^_^

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:24 am

pinemom wrote:ok someone get up and get more popcorn, Ill grab the cocktails...meet ya all back here in 10...

Pee Break!!!!!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:32 pm

Fuck, I can't even read this stupid page it keeps bouncing up and down...or is it me?

Post by **Eric** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:34 pm

Okay, I'm drunk now, I hate popcorn, and I can't pee another drop.

Where's the next update????

This is more exciting than TV.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:06 pm

I think those actors are acted out. All in their trailors having a smoke.