Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns! Again!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:04 am

We'll be back in force in 2008. We have already received our first donation for our little holiday camp. I would like to say Thank You to Scqueaky for her contribution of 11 assorted Barbies. They will certainly have their place in the sun! Wine, anyone?

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:53 pm

Oh yes. A shiraz would be smashing right about now.

I still can not believe I did not make it by to see you this year. I have absolutely no excuse as I was with the Booby Bar.

Valkyrie · Post by **Valkyrie** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:23 pm

I came by and promptly fell asleep in one of your chairs, ambling off shortly thereafter. I look forward to being more... alert? on my next visit.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:42 am

Oh yeah Smashy...where were you when we went to the MnG?

We were only able to stay for a short bit, due to "ThatWedding" but we got to see a couple of peeps!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:00 am

I believe I was somewhat incapacitated after splitting that fine bottle of Wodka with Sue.

I think...

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:34 pm

I couldn't do the MnG, looked like a standing room only kinda thing. My foot was fuckin with me pretty bad that day. But I did get to check out the pickup with all the ties and the barbies.

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:16 am

I wanted to come by and meet everyone..I even traded my Airport Shift ..but you know how things go in the Life of a Barbie on the Playa....The storm took me to Temple...LOST after that...

Das Bus · Post by **Das Bus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:49 am

Boy, somebody's jumping on the bandwagon early this year!

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:46 pm

stopped buy thursday after my shift, but was told, "no tits, no vagina, no entrance". ended up at the death guild where all i needed was an attitude. maybe i'll get those tits and vagina for 08'.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:30 pm

As a public service announcement I must warn you:

You are, under no circumstances; to lend that man Doc Pyro any amount of money whatsoever, without limitation.

You have been warned. Proceed accordingly.

nogganoodle · Post by **nogganoodle** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:00 pm

But I think he lent me $5.00.

How should I proceed?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:01 pm

Send the money to blyslv.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:33 pm

Both that menace blyslv and misfit are liars. I'll take all of your money and you'll like it. And whether or not you have tits and a vagina doesn't decrease your chances of getting into our camp. But they certainly help.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:56 pm

Doc.. I assume you are being sexist and not about man tits or mangina....

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:10 pm

JR, me sexist? Maybe I should look into this.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:06 am

if you are going to look into it.. please send me pics !!!

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:21 pm

I would really like to see sexist pics also...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:44 pm

Come on by Barbie, and we can see what, uh, "developes".

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:31 pm

Only if I can call you by your given name...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:36 am

Then call me Ken.

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:58 pm

Barbie... we can take tropical sexist pics when I am there and show Doc !!

bohemian dawntreader · Post by **bohemian dawntreader** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:06 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Then call me Ken.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a pleasure meeting you this year Dr Pyro!!! You are certainly twisted! My kinda man!LOL!!

i will visit again in 08 - i will be with the HeeBees!

peace of the playa,
j

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:35 pm

I saw Doc drinking Mimosas on Sunday and all was right in the world.

So I ordered a bottle of Champers and a jug of OJ and soon all was better in the world.

Friendly Jen · Post by **Friendly Jen** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:22 pm

My mother is moving. Somewhere during said move my entire childhood barbie collection will be unearthed from her garage. I thought about e-baying it, but drowning one of my barbie dolls in what appears to be her own blood in the barbie bathtub seems like it could be a LOT more fun.

Well be in touch Doc!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:40 am

Don't know why, but somehow I got the image of drowning a Barbie in champaign..., which then morphed into encasing a Barbie in a Jello, or a Jello shot... and now I am hungry!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:51 pm

You know we only live less than 15 minutes apart Jen. Maybe we ought to do something diabolical to them together!

Friendly Jen · Post by **Friendly Jen** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:50 am

I always forget that! I'll let you know when I get the 'goods' and we can have a Barbie Death Party!

Barbie Death Party!

Barbies, Booze, and Doll Sized Implements of Death: This is not your average craft party!

If you do not have one of the aforementioned items, or a fucking amazing costume we are NOT letting you in.

The torture, maiming, and killing of the aforementioned barbies will begin promptly at 8:00pm

Date/Location TBD

akmojo · Post by **akmojo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:39 am

Doc... why do you always have that effect on people...??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:21 pm

Say Doc, are you interested in a case of Barbiedoll Homebrews for this years M&G?.......... I don't have a wedding going on this year, so I might have some extra time on my hands............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:12 pm

hehehe

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns! Again!

Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro Returns! Again!

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