your stupid joke here

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:50 pm

whats the difference between a NUN and a woman taking a bubblebath?

The NUN has hope in her soul.

the woman has soap in her hole.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:38 pm

Silverwheel · Post by **Silverwheel** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:36 am

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Belfast airport. Please set your watches back 200 years."

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:21 pm

Two psychiatrists are talking one day. One says, "I really screwed up with my wife the other day. I had a really bad Freudian slip."
The other one says "It's no big deal, everyone has them."
The first one says "No. This was REALLY bad."
The second one says "Tell me what happened."
The first one says "It was Sunday morning, and my wife and I were having breakfast. I swear, I meant to say 'Honey, would you please pass the jelly?' But instead, it came out 'You fucking bitch! You ruined my life!!'"

the rebbi

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:43 pm

good one Rabbi -

When a husband falls over board his wife says "Man Overboard" right?

When the woman falls overboard he says "Full speed ahead!!!!"

corny
later

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:

Now THAT one was cute! (Had to wait to get home to see it)

bb

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:15 pm

now don't get me wrong here, the Nazis had cool uniforms. Ya they were a bunch of murderous cancerous creeps. But the RED SOX have even nicer uniforms!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:18 pm

Just the other day my mother was admiring Nazi uniforms. All I can say is don't trust the dress for success types.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:09 pm

hmmm they're cool nonetheless...black hats with skulls and crossbones....neat....ok I can say this. My uncle was in a concentration camp.
that gives me Nazi story license.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:10 pm

Child of a holocaust survivor lite. I'm covered too.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:10 pm

and...what's your Mom's phone number by the way?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:12 pm

fishy wanna go trick or treating with me dressed as Nazis?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:12 pm

Um. she's taken.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:12 pm

And I'm in the hospital that night.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:12 pm

It's sring time for Fishy and Oakoh land
winter for cowboy and Marin....
see?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:14 pm

then I can visit you in the hospital dressed as a mad Nazi doctor scientist?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:16 pm

( I am Dr Caligari after all....)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:19 pm

see Fishy..there you are.....the guy is BigCock in his skinny days...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:23 pm

Yes, I did recognize the good doctor.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:26 pm

and recognize yourself too!! Ha aha ahahahhaahaaa

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:29 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Now THAT one was cute! (Had to wait to get home to see it)

bb

Rocks beat scissors, you know.

Digital-Dragonfly · Post by **Digital-Dragonfly** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:27 pm

did you realize...?
Reno is so close to Hell that you can see Sparks?

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:38 pm

>> A Conservative Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight
>> from London to Melbourne, Australia.
>>
>> After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Aussie asked
>> for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
>>
>> The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
>> He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
>> than let liquor touch my lips."
>>
>> The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
>> too. I didn't know we had a choice".
>
>

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:54 pm

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:50 am

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:18 am

What where Elvis's last words?

"Someone's in here."

Thank you, thank you very much.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:00 pm

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:19 am

speaking of metaphysical nazis.....
but without the S/M B/D hot leather uniforms...

i heard about a chinese container shipment of lead that recently got held up and confiscated at the border....

the whole thing was contaminated with toys.....

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:26 pm

There was this underemployed guy and after 17 pages of bad jokes...

can we make up our own?

Did you hear about the nympho who suffered from carnal tunnel syndrome?

Rolan Headon · Post by **Rolan Headon** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:41 pm

The three jokes men must never tell in earshot of women unless they wish to never get laid again:

Do you know why cavemen dragged women around by their hair?
So they wouldn't fill up with rocks.

These two proctologists were in the bar, tired after work. One holds up his thumb and finger about an inch apart, "To think we came this close to being gynecologists!"

And the third misogynistic fatal joke: "How do..." uhoh here comes the SO, back to Job Search. (How do you set up a sock puppet to avoid embarassment?)

your stupid joke here

Bad Joke #3988763

did you realize...?