The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:51 pm

You can always do the backwards and between the legs two handed style. Works wonders for kids.

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:13 pm

My favorite position!

(Wait.. kids? What are we talking about?)

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:40 pm

oh yes, granny style. yep, that works. but my favorite was the time I did the swing back and let go so it rolls away behind you thing...ah, good times

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:59 pm

Good times.

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:19 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
GREENPENIS wrote:WTF IS A PURPLE PARAKEET ???
Well, the Purple Parrot is one of the restaurants in the Atlantis Hotel in Reno....

I did find recipes for a yellow and a blue parakeet.
I say lets make a purple parakeet.
let's see........ Chambord and......... ????

(btw, crypto, did you get my necklace from Robbi Dobbs ?)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:21 pm

(yes, I got a huge schwag pack, kinda like dusty demented christmas)

I've bowled once. Very first time I sent that ball down that lane, I got a strike. I think my bowling days are done. Maybe I could become a curling stone..l

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:23 pm

hell no Fishy...your bowling days aint done for...seen lots of wheels on the
alleys!

Hi ya'll...I think its time....for....a....COCKTAIL!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:23 pm

So, for Scott's ofrenda (day of the dead alter) I bought him a mini bottle of rum, because he like rum and coke. Does that sound right? I figure what better place to ask that question than in a bar.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:26 pm

YUP! but ya gotta enjoy it WITH HIM Fishy!

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:27 pm

Well before I make a plaster face I think I need a drink, makes my art so much more fun, What's being served?
Fruity & Blue sounds nice!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:27 pm

Can't I just enjoy it at him?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:29 pm

Hey, fishwithoutabicycle, come into my bowl and have a Pago Pago Octopus!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:34 pm

fish without a bicycle?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:44 pm

Yes, fruity AND BLUE!!!........

Heya Fishy, Zule, Velvetina, and Penis Dude!!!!

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:03 pm

Penis dude ?
PENIS DUDE ??
PENIS DUDE ???

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:14 pm

ohhh shit !!!
Now ya done went off and activated my Jeckyl.
oh well, Bye Bye Hyde, bye bye.
Damn..... Now that I am here..Can I have a DRINK ??

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:33 pm

hehehhe

((((PenisDude))))

Ok, and (((Greenpenis)))...........

I kinda like the oneeyeddick, too....... just watch where yer squirtin it......(unless it's a communal shower).........

Drinks around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:34 pm

pinemom wrote:fish without a bicycle?

Yeah. Right here She'd just joined up. Now there's two behind her.

Velvetina · Post by **Velvetina** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:41 pm

Woohoo Thats very fruity & Blue lol

HI all
Hey Green Penis

Hows Everyones night going...

Plastered the face .. what fun lol

kids are much quieter like this

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:58 pm

Never before have I bitten my tounge so hard
regarding jokes about giving facials

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:01 pm

Hey !!! I'm the one thats supposed to be passing out the dick jokes, back off !!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:04 pm

I was about to say something about pearl necklaces myself.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:09 pm

hahahahahhaaaaaa poor sam!

hmmm......... a new drink, whatdo I want tonight.....?

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:15 pm

OMG........

Is that why they call it COCKtails?........... Or did BC have something to do with that??????

GREENPENIS · Post by **GREENPENIS** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:24 pm

BC ? You mean Bill Clarkson, my next door neighbor/registered sex offender ? I doubt it, court orders forbid him from even using a computer.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:28 pm

Oh, Hell NO!!....
BC is BigCock.... He posts here often, and camped with us this year.....

For a Cock..... He is pretty cool......And he serves great drinks!!!!

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:34 pm

OMG....wtf.....I go have a couple cocktail;s.......and ya'll are having fun without me...

so...I havent downloaded the long video yet, but we got one of the Hot ammma's doing Vaudville burlesque at the re?no! decompestion...will do soon i promise!

So velvetina...have ya let the child breath yet:?

One eyed dick...when ya gonna come spend a weekend with us?>

Fishy...what about a pearl necklace?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:37 pm

PM are you honestly wanting me to go into porn terms? Because my dirty little mind was thinking along GreenPenis/One Eyed Dick lines.

ALICEtheGOON · Post by **ALICEtheGOON** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:39 pm

GREENPENIS wrote:Hey !!! I'm the one thats supposed to be passing out the dick jokes, back off !!!

isnt cockfighting illegal?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:42 pm

two dolllar two dollar my bets on the purple cock!