Take It To Zsu Zsu

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:59 pm

no I'm not confused Peter Cuttlefish.
I fucking know who Kranky the fucking Clown is.
I wasn't the one who was freakin'
It was your little 4th street underground robotic hosebeast.
she kept cummin on to me man.
I all Im askin you to do is tell the little lectro cunt that I am NOT into it.
unless she wants to produce,
then
maybe
fuck ZSO ZSO

- Not Darrel

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:15 pm

Ah, Zsu Zsu has clearly cast her spell on another unwitting heart. The Noxious duth protest too much, me thinks.

Z Spy · Post by **Z Spy** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:29 pm

Wheech one of you heepee baztard peegz shaved ze whizkerz off of my beloved Filth at zhat Reeno partee last zaturday nite? He stunk up ze penthouze, zmelling like zhat heepee incense and slept for dayz, hallucinating about zometheeng you heepies call Ectazy.

I warned zim, now I warn you, ztay away from ze pet Filth, PEH!

Fuck You
You Love Me
Zsu Zsu

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:41 pm

Don't tell Zxu Zsu that some people might find her a whiney hero.

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:15 pm

Yo bitch we didn't shave his whiskers he singed 'em off when he was hittin' the glass bowl with me. Don't act like you don't know, and quit calling me.
I am sick of listening to your sour grapes.
By the way I picked up that weather stripping for your trailer, I will install it tommorrow when I come by to winterize your swampy.

-Dale

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:43 pm

Mr. Noxious has truly fallen under Zsu Zsu's spell.

She's going to be so hard to deal with. My inner jelous bitchy self who hates the women who can fuck over men and still have them by the balls will be lunging at her frequently.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:47 am

Oh, Zsu Zsu! It's Halloween! See? I have carved a pumpkin in your perfect likeness! Will you come out and play with us October 31st?

You dizgust me with your smelly pumpkeen art. Are you saying Zsu Zsu is fat? How dare you insult me just when I was about to weep for the loss of my ferret, Feelth! He may be passed out on my fainting couch, but his heart is gone to zos fuckeeng rave-airs!

He came home from your worthless decom-poopoo party with the cheap lipstick in his fur, hat of a pimp on his weasely head, and a glow steek up his poor little French bum bum. Ze way you bear-ners call "party" is seek to me-- SEEK! I will nurse him back to health with my usual method of crying and not telling him why until he again pledges his love to me.

He had better not try to sneak out for your Hallo-weenie piss pot or I will be very, very upset! Even more upset than ever! So upset zat you will think this upset is nothing at all!

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:45 pm

Geez I am really sorry, I have just returned from the rehab following the Reno Decomp party to find that my halfwit cousin Darrel has been using my screen name to blog here.
Sorry Sorry Sorry, apparently he met your precious ZSUZSU at the party and she was quite smitten with him, must be their shared hatred for hippies or perhaps their affinity for all things crystal and pure.
either way I hope it doesn't ruin your little plans for BM-08.
You see its always this way with Darrel, I just don't understand how a redneck crackhead from Sun Valley Nevada can score such fine trim, but the lovelys certainly do fall for him, and... inevitably run off to some unknown location to shack up and do things the French can't even pronounce.
So again I apologize for any inconvenience and if you find your precious ZSUZSU has flown the coup let me know and I will check his usual haunts.
Happy Halloween.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:41 pm

I don't believe it! Bob Noxious has caused Zsu Zsu to raise one eyebrow and look over his head briefly. I am soooooooo jealous.

Oh well, at least I will be receiving the mannequin we ordered to play her spitting part when the trailer door opens. Just look at this smirky little pout:

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:54 pm

THAT will encase your heart in ice!

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:41 pm

I just got this in an email:

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being
interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The
discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the
head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is
it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All
they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to
screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much
like the French in that respect.'

The interview ended at that point.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:47 pm

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:54 am

I miss making fun of "The Waffle"....think there'll be a big French "Baguette" project for us to heckle?

Oh, and I'm still laughing about "wine and poodle storage"....

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:34 am

My friend, you and I will be the Mayors of Heckle City! This year I want to specialize in deflating my ego through extreme self effacement, which will make me superior to all humans in every way.

Imagine walking up to Zsu Zsu with something as cool and sensational as your new "Sugar" dinosaur, and Zsu Zsu will say:

"Your art is boring to me. It makes me tired. Leave me a geeft and go away".

Can you find a way to post your new picture here on Eplaya?

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:55 am

Alright this French "Lady" got me all excited,maybe for 2008 I'll take this lovely lass out for the night,nice candle lit dinner,nice wine,dessert(and those of you who know me,know I can provide these things)and then I wll take advantage of her(or it,or him,or whatever)....but if I do that,then will I have do the same for others.Crap there's only 7 days.Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:23 pm

Hi Lothos. I for one know your reputation of wining and dining your way into the hearts of desirable women. What would you do if Zsu Zsu accepted your invitation, only to send an impostor in her place? I speak of her pet ferret, Feelth. Bon appetit, and be sure to bring out the fine china...

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:15 pm

Well if she wants to send an Imposter,well let it be another women(must be 21 or over),a ferret(is beastiality against Nevada law ?),or a manniquin(at least it can't pick me out of a photo line-up).It's just a week in the desert,and what happens on the playa stays on the playa.Lothos

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:37 pm

And you'll make damn sure it does.Fishy

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:28 pm

If it stays on the playa, is it MOOP?

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:20 pm

I did forget one other item,is that after our dinner date,it's time for a moonlight drive on the playa,of course I'll have a nice Belgin Hot CoCo beverage for us to sip,and the whip cream,we'll that's another adventure,and I'll pic to document our "Adventure".Lothos

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:04 pm

Zsu Zsu says:
"Leave me a geeft and I will think about it... perhaps..."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:10 pm

When does she yell "you heartless bastard" and throw things. Caber tossing is a definite drama queen skill.

Could we do a crossover event with Miss Black Rock City?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:32 pm

Oh, that is all part of the plan, dear Crypto. There will be vignettes such as that acted out and filmed for projection through her window in silhouette so you get that yummy voyer feeling.

Hmmm. Miss Black Rock City. What kind of interaction do you suggest?

I am still trying to track down the French Maid Brigade for some interaction. Got any leads on those guys?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:45 pm

My idea was sort of having her be at some sort of MBRC event in totally the wrong spirit to me. I actually haven't been to the pagent, but it seems like an inclusive, trouper, good natured event, so I was going for the contrast. Nothing really definite and the half thought I had would probably be a scripted sort of interaction. Think of it as brainstorming.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:03 pm

Zsu Zsu offers you her kiss...

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:24 pm

My sweet Zsu Zsu,after our romantic evening together, now it's time for some "play" time,first I'll take to Apokiliptika for session in " the chair",a little alone time with the Admiral,then over to T.O.A,and finally you and I in Thunderdome! Then I take advantage of you.Lothos

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:53 pm

sure you guys done tneed to get a room?

BobNoxious · Post by **BobNoxious** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:40 pm

I have just returned from a week in San Fransico.
Zsu Zsu was with me.
Upon arrival my family dined on pizza (italian for ZSUZSU)
Friday morning found us at the SF Zoo (french for ZSU)
We happened upon the Gorilla habitat.
I in my black beret leading my little chimps to the best viewing location
only to find the matriarch of the gorilla clan sitting and staring through me as though she were ZSU ZSU herself. What to do but remove my spectacles and gaze longily into her eyes, when my attention was distracted by the Silverback to my right, she immediately charged my family flinging her freshly deficated poo in our general direction.
My oldest son was smeared upon his left cheek with said excretion.
My thoughts were, as they are now, filled with ZSUZSU.
The next day I navigated our troop to the SF regional fencing tournament which, my son, in an effort to impress ZSUZSU was intent upon securing a gold place finish.(Only the finest gentlemen fence)
Arriving early I and the 2 younger sons decided to spend some time exploring the PARK. We entered through the East gate, you know the one located at the crossection of Haight/Ashbury. Well I now share ZSUZSU's dizgust for heepies. Suffice to say Hippy Hill was less than a pleasurable experience.
So we climbed trees for a while, with the squirrels, which reminded us very much of Feelth, then returned to watch Cole perry, repost, and touch his way to a second place finish losing by one touch to a russian trained saberist. In the words of ZSUZSU Cumsee Cumsaw.
I reflect and remember my sons words following the "awards" ceremony
"Second place is harder to live with than last".
"now ZSUZSU will never acknowledge me dad, first gorilla poo now this."
I know son
I live your pain.
but to be smeared withZSUZSU is better than not!

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:41 am

Ha! That was a great story, Bob. Your family got smeared by Zsu Zsu poo poo! Did it smell of Channel No. 5?

Tell your son congratulations, and that even first place would not impress her enough to make her come out of the stupeed trail-air.

What are your plans for BM08?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:56 am

don t you mean it smells like "coral" no.5/¿

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