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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:06 am

Where do we get those?
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Post by GREENPENIS » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:36 pm

Haven't you ever been in the tool section of the dollar store ?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:25 pm

You can buy tools at teh dollar store?
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Post by GREENPENIS » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:26 pm

Do you like cheap tools ?
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Post by Captain Goddammit » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:40 pm

How did you get the name "GreenPenis"? I was once Orange Johnson because I used to eat Cheetos while watching porn...
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Post by barnz » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:04 am

ibdave wrote:Have you ever been attacked by a Henweigh???
ibdave, are you upset that nobody asked you "what's a Henweigh?"
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Post by ibdave » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:44 pm

barnz wrote:
ibdave wrote:Have you ever been attacked by a Henweigh???
ibdave, are you upset that nobody asked you "what's a Henweigh?"
Naa, I was really wondering if you ever were attacked by a tiecost???
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Post by GREENPENIS » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:01 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:How did you get the name "GreenPenis"? I was once Orange Johnson because I used to eat Cheetos while watching porn...
Thats f'n funny.

In 99' i was running around with this "squirtgun" that launches
from the hip, with thrusting motions. It had a Phallic tip that
was painted green. As i was squirting this girl , she sreamed
"what are you, some kinda Green Penis guy ?"
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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:59 pm

then are you a dick head as well?
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Post by oneeyeddick » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:24 pm

Someone trying to pronounce my name ?
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Post by mdmf007 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:25 pm

Who are we calling a dick?

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Post by GREENPENIS » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:35 pm

How much of the dick should be the head ?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:19 pm

Is this gonna degenerate into male genitalia discussion? Or a pissing contest?
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Post by RingO'Fire » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:39 am

Shall we just bust out the measuring tape?
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by GREENPENIS » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:02 am

I gots 7 foot, 6 inches. Whatta you gots ?

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Post by draconispax » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:03 am

did you use steroids?

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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:29 pm

Have you tried antibiotics?

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Post by RingO'Fire » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:49 pm

You wanna put that WHERE?
...but it seemed like such a good idea at the time...

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Post by help » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:55 pm

Doesn't it make enough of a statement without the megaphone?

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Post by draconispax » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:03 pm

can you hear him without it?

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Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:12 pm

A dick says what?

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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:40 pm

How much is it supposed to burn?

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Post by GREENPENIS » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:47 pm

Why won't these injections take away the pain ?
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Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:49 pm

Where are you gonna find a hole that big ?
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Post by mereth » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:03 pm

Is Chronic Penile Tumescence a problem?
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

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Post by GREENPENIS » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:19 pm

If Tumescence becomes chronic,
wouldn't it be termed as Priapism?
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Post by mereth » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:23 pm

GREENPENIS wrote:If Tumescence becomes chronic,
wouldn't it be termed as Priapism?
Is tumescence priapism if it's not caused by any disease or injury and is not painful?
Okay, so ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, yeah?

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:33 pm

what is, then, the sound of one dick clapping?
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Post by Nick Collide » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:15 pm

Doesn't Cheney clap like regular folks?

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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:47 pm

Doesn't Cheney give clap to regular folks?
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