“The Loungeâ€

[erri2000]

Hello all

I am looking forward to 2008 to be the biggest, bombastic, freak show in the history of BM and am hoping the Lounge will be great new camp.

I have pulled out all the stops to put together the most organic dream team of virgins and veterans on the planet consisting of American dreamers, world travelers, and a few gender challenged life forms looking for answers in the form of a good time, each known for their own special from of participation. Oh yeah that’s right special.

The Lounge will have libations-o-plenty, instruments that need to be tuned, and delicacies that are usually reserved for only the bluest of blue bloods, dignitaries and luminaries.

Until then…

[Nick Collide]

Congrats on the new establishment and here's hoping your plans come to fruition in a grand way.

In response to your invitation from another thread, I would just say that I am a member of the Booby Bar camp - which is part of Terminal City - of which Apokiliptika is also a member camp. While I am Apokiliptika-friendly, I am not specifically Apokiliptika. So, you and I being "on" would serve no purpose. If, on the other hand, you declared yourself the "official enemy of Boobies" then we would have issues.

However, as far as taking on the battle-hardened forces of Apokiliptika, I would just suggest that you consider the following: The "official enemy" of the cat is the mouse; but to the cat, the mouse is just a squeaky toy...

[erri2000]

but to the cat, the mouse is just a squeaky toy...

So Apokiliptika is a mouse?

[erri2000]

While I am Apokiliptika-friendly, I am not specifically Apokiliptika.

Like the Swiss

[Nick Collide]

but to the cat, the mouse is just a squeaky toy...

So Apokiliptika is a mouse?

The members of Apokiliptika are not going around declaring themselves the "official enemy" of anyone (with the possible exceptions of the KIWIs and the French - but the latter is a relatively recent development and defeating the former has gotten to be old hat)

[Nick Collide]

While I am Apokiliptika-friendly, I am not specifically Apokiliptika.

Like the Swiss

Eggs-acktly like the Swiss.

[theCryptofishist]

While I am Apokiliptika-friendly, I am not specifically Apokiliptika.

Like the Swiss :wink:

Eggs-acktly like the Swiss. 8)

Those same Swiss whose border guards used to watch jews immulate themselves when they couldn't get to Switzerland?

[Nick Collide]

Those same Swiss whose border guards used to watch jews immulate themselves when they couldn't get to Switzerland?

No, more like the Swiss Bank officials that like chocolate and are willing to deal with unscrupulous people if it means obscene profits...

[erri2000]

The members of Apokiliptika are not going around declaring themselves the "official enemy" of anyone

So I will go with "The Official Enemy of Myself" for a while.

Do you think that the members of Apokiliptika may be getting soft as 2012 approaches? I mean come on what is the "American Dream" without a real good war.

Becuase if you think about the current trends and tides in [INSERT INCREDIBLY LONG AND POINTLESS RANT ABOUT THINGS EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS HERE] and that is all I have to say about that!

[theCryptofishist]

Damn, I love that avatar!

[Nick Collide]

Do you think that the members of Apokiliptika may be getting soft as 2012 approaches?

That would give the KIWIs some hope for the future, but as long as the folks from M*A*S*H 4207 are keeping Apok on their collective toes it's not likely to happen.

I agree - sweet avatar

[GREENPENIS]

Nothing looks more pitiful than a drowned rat !!!
Come get some , mousey mouse.

I only got two things to say......
Water Cannons !!!

[erri2000]

Refreshing.

[erri2000]

I mean please don’t squirt me with water Mr. Penis.



I am allergic.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[GREENPENIS]

I likes it when you begs likes that

[Zulegoona]

Unofficially

[erri2000]

My dearest Zulegoona

I am thrown back by your frivolicity in reference to referring to me as“Joeyâ€

[erri2000]

The “Loungeâ€

[theCryptofishist]

Boy, those monks kept it shiny. Or was it the Jesuits?

[GREENPENIS]

wouldn't the "great bottle of Selsunblue"
nullify the "great helm of dandruff" ?

[erri2000]

wouldn't the "great bottle of Selsunblue"
nullify the "great helm of dandruff" ?

Not dandruff you dunderheaded simpleton, Dandrüf. Pronounced Dan Droof as in the "Battle of the Fifth Day and Night".

Ring a bell now Mr. Super Funny Pun Master?

It only poses the power of the wind if evoked properly. Hello, where you in forth grade history? The public school system has really let down our children.

By the by maybe some lye soap could help bring some color back to your genitalia.

[erri2000]

Boy, those monks kept it shiny. Or was it the Jesuits?

Oh not actually monks little Fishy, Monk-ees. I am still having the scrolls deciphered that arrived with the helm. (The scrolls where quite a special bonus.)

What a team of top archaeologists has deciphered from the scrolls so far is the Helm was stored in an amphora of fish oil for over 1000 years prior to when the Spanish Inquisition acquired it in one of there first raids on the, you guessed it, "Monkees" at least that is what the report states so far.

The archaeologists have also have figured out that the helm is very, very, and I repeat, very stinky from being in the fish oil for so long. One of the scientists reported that " it smelled like a jar of farts that where allowed to age for a year in a warm space."

He then waved his hand under his nose as if to gesture the letters "P" and "U"

Then of course there is the whole power to control the wind thing, as I blurted out so stupidly a second ago. The helm supposedly has the power to control the wind.

I would also proudly like to report that only 3 of the 7 archaeologists working with the helm have reported feeling cursed in the last 72 hours.

As you could probably guess this would wreak havoc on the Playa if it fell in to the wrong hands.

[GREENPENIS]

(mousy mouse wrote)
Hello, where you in forth grade history? The public school system has really let down our children.

>I was in english class, doodyhead. Learning how to spell and be witty.

By the by maybe some lye soap could help bring some color back to your genitalia.

> since when isn't Green a color ?

At this point , I am adding an extra 55 gallon drum of water to my list of supplies
for next year, just for you, Mousey Mouse.
How you gonna open an umbrella wearing those silly red gloves ?

[erri2000]

I was in english class, doodyhead. Learning how to spell and be witty.

So what happened?

[GREENPENIS]

why hasn't Le Chat swatted this mouse yet ?

[Zulegoona]

Just a guess ,..but after you feed a cat 27 pounds of turkey I’d tend to think the mice are safe for a while.

[oneeyeddick]

Mice on toast will cure bed-wetting and incontinence.
Mouse pie (eaten regularly) will cure stammering in children.

[theCryptofishist]

there's also all that training not to eat ordinary cat fodder that post on this board. I mean, Le Chat hasn't tried to eat me in years.

[erri2000]

Mice on toast will cure bed-wetting and incontinence.
Mouse pie (eaten regularly) will cure stammering in children.

Bed-wetting and stammering you say! Well where the hell where you with this advice three years ago when I was peeing and stammering all over the place. I couldn’t stop. It was a non-stop flow of urine and sputtering out the syllables. A lot of “I I I I I I I a a a a a a a m m m m m p p p p p p e e e e e e ….â€

[Apok]

Oh goodness, goodness, this dialogue seems like it is going to lead to only one thing, oh my, oh my no.

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