What do you like about America?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:53 am

Any fool can be elected president, ain't it great?

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:42 am

Insulation and central heat. Those years in an old Japanese house were frigid.

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:17 am

I like that I can speak out against the government without fear of repercussion.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:33 am

BitterDan wrote:I like that I can speak out against the government without fear of repercussion.

YEAH!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:59 pm

I love California land forms, can get quite internally mushy about them. Snyder's of Hangover sourdough pretzels. (Sorry for the brand name, folks, but it's important.) The Rockies and the Sierras. The Mammoths and Passenger Pigeons, even if they aren't around right now. Crazy ass writers like Tim Powers, and Philip K Dick and Frank L. Baum. Whacked out puppeters too. Saguaro and other Cacti. I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of it right now.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:04 pm

The fourth of July
Drive-thru liquor stores
Automatic machine guns
East and West coasts
And waterslide parks !!!

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:56 pm

Free speech
right to assemble in god-awfully large numbers

My right to blast across bonneville or black rock in a rocket powered sled car driven by a monkey.

lotteries

casinos

free market

lots more

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:50 pm

America doesn't have a free market. It's regulated by the feds and I love that about America.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:07 am

that we live in a country where this kinda shit shocks us:

KHARTOUM, Sudan - Sudanese authorities on Tuesday questioned a British teacher who could face charges of insulting religion - a crime punishable by up to 40 lashes - after she allowed her young students to name a teddy bear Muhammad in a class project.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:24 pm

The Constitution, every last jot tittle and dot.

Teo del Fuego · Post by **Teo del Fuego** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:02 am

that America is one of those places where the ultimate DIY event--Burning Man--could sprout and grow.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:57 am

Sorry for the brand name, but to answer the question.

1. Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors..
2. Levis Jeans
3. Packard Bell Computers...
4. Novell
5. Jockey underwear.
6. Labor Day in the Desert
7. Erector Sets
8. Hollywood and all the fucks that go with it.
9. Disneyland
0. cool hippy friends who aren't satisfied with having it all and still bitch and complain (and try to change) about everything that is wrong in the world.

porterico · Post by **porterico** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:47 am

24 hr everything, and cheap shit (esp 24hr fitness, and WALMART), and cheap gas (relatively speaking) ... gas is 1.37 euros per liter now in Vienna...

the cheap buffets in Vegas...

It it were expensive... I'd have to settle for all of the natural beauty.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:34 pm

tivo storm windows plumbing showers ice trees sand dirt mud horses cattle hay dogs pie ice cream music banjo football favre cheese beer chicago idaho puerto rico hoes bros fros how the wind blows boots shrink wrap steel the creek my ex-fiance grandfather clauses beef trucks cars roller disco vacations driving for days and not crossing a border few roadblocks internet access legal ass sex nofx texas all my exes freedom to dream love or hate the theme.
bich

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:23 pm

That was sweet !!!
But it still made my eyes hurt.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:29 pm

Yeah, the guy never met a comma he liked.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:23 pm

wedeliver wrote:Sorry for the brand name, but to answer the question.

3. Packard Bell Computers...
4. Novell

GOOD LORD YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING?

Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:37 am

DVD Burner wrote:
wedeliver wrote:Sorry for the brand name, but to answer the question.

3. Packard Bell Computers...
4. Novell

GOOD LORD YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING?

I do believe he was serious. Novell was OK back when you were in diapers DVD. Packard Smell was never good however.

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:41 pm

Toolmaker wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:
wedeliver wrote:Sorry for the brand name, but to answer the question.

3. Packard Bell Computers...
4. Novell

GOOD LORD YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING?
I do believe he was serious. Novell was OK back when you were in diapers DVD. Packard Smell was never good however.

They were waystops on my road. They helped get me where I am today. Along with grape freeze's from Foster's Freeze.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:23 pm

the T & A truck stop in Sparks.

thirt33n · Post by **thirt33n** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:29 pm

[quote="theCryptofishist"]Yeah, the guy never met a comma he liked.[/quote]

sorry all,....here

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!,,,,,,,,,..,,,,,,!!!,

there they are

BitterDan · Post by **BitterDan** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:32 pm

Nicely played sir.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:34 am

Presidential Term Limits

Vampira · Post by **Vampira** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:55 pm

The soil

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:24 pm

Long-hood Peterbilt trucks, musclecars, power boats, Burning Man... and although wedeliver should never let the power cord of a Packard Bell get near an electrical outlet when America has Macs, he's absolutely spot-on about the Baskin-Robbins ice cream! Make mine a double cone, chocolate and chocolate-chip cookie dough.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:19 am

KFC and moonshine.
Now leave me and my cousin alone.

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:34 am

you ain't cousins agin till you git a deevorce.

undeclared · Post by **undeclared** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:19 pm

I like how the majority of my canadian historical icons are owned and operated in the good 'ol USA

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:26 pm

undeclared wrote:I like how the majority of my canadian historical icons are owned and operated in the good 'ol USA

Please explain.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue May 06, 2008 7:00 am

Vampira wrote:The soil

yeah, but have you heard what the queers are doing to it?

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