A P O K I L I P T I K A

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:09 am

but what you really mean

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:00 am

So Zulegoona you have uncovered the plans for one the WMLâ€™s that is being developed by a crack team of designers for the Lounge, or is it a team of designers on crack, I forget. Whatever the case, let me give you a little example of the power of the â€œLOVE Gunâ€

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:19 pm

erri2000 wrote: Also does anyone know how to ad Flash animation to these posts?

I would tell you, but then I'd havta kill ya..........

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:58 pm

START......ALERT TO ALL OTHER SECURITY ZONES...............................
APOKILIPTIKA Security Bulletin. AP-475306

Intellegence from LemmonGrad to follow..........................

The following message.... recently aquired from capitalistic enterprise
known commonly as "groceri stor" has been intercepted................

I felt it important to collect all bottles in their possesion......

END>>>>>> ALERT TO ALL OTHER SECURITY ZONES...............................

Taqiyyah · Post by **Taqiyyah** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:07 pm

Missing? MISSING?

We're not fools around here. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are supposed to return to the playa this year, and they're most likely still pissed over their defeat. I'd be willing to bet they've kidnapped the Kernul and a ransom note will appear shortly.

(No matter what the storyline is, his lack of presence on the board has been noted by many....and make no mistake he's damn sure missed!)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:04 pm

When Stalin used to dissapere they'd have his picture on the back of real russian vodka.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:12 am

1-800-findmydespot

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:17 am

I think the kidnappers are holding him in a aluminum manufacturing company.

I seeee things...
its very warm where he's being held....
Summer all the time....

I cant see his face, but I see his hands, and their bruised with mad colors.

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:51 am

Taqiyyah wrote:I'd be willing to bet they've kidnapped the Kernul and a ransom note will appear shortly.

I think it was hippies!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:45 pm

We hope it was hippies! They'll smoke some pot, get into some uselsess philosophical argument and the Kernel will slay them and escape. Hippies is a good scenario!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:33 pm

erri2000 · Post by **erri2000** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:08 am

Food for thought.

He could have just "pooped" out the implant in Libya.

As for Dubai, water structures have been been known to reflect signals and be off target.

The Vatican has catacombs running all through it. Logical first place to start looking.

Question, why would he be visiting the Vatican?

For that matter why the hell would he want to go to Dubai? Is he visiting Micheal Jackson?

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:20 am

He may have found some old testiment to the new world cult.

Or maybe he ...........hold on someones at th

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:49 pm

erri2000 wrote:...Question, why would he be visiting the Vatican?

Pope has to get his instructions now and then, doesn't he?

...and palm tree my @ss! That's a mushroom cloud shaped island complex if I ever saw one!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:29 pm

pinemom wrote:Or maybe he ...........hold on someones at th

Wait a minute. Has anyone heard from pinemom? Did someone get her too?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:29 pm

thisisthatwhichis wrote:START......ALERT TO ALL OTHER SECURITY ZONES...............................
APOKILIPTIKA Security Bulletin. AP-475306

Intellegence from LemmonGrad to follow..........................

The following message.... recently aquired from capitalistic enterprise
known commonly as "groceri stor" has been intercepted................

I felt it important to collect all bottles in their possesion......

END>>>>>> ALERT TO ALL OTHER SECURITY ZONES...............................

Titwi you better empty all those bottles to see if there is a hidden secret message. Here Let me help...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:34 pm

It's now been days....... I must admit........ PINEMOM is also gone
to the side of hiding from the DOOM!!!!!..... That's all I can guess.....
As a close Apok spy left the following.............

Mmmmm, Jelly, do you know French yet?????......

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:15 pm

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:04 am

The Kernul is missing?
The Doomstar is under attack?
And worst of all Pinemom has mysteriously vanished?

Who could be behind such dastardly plans? Are the Norwegians teaming up with the Kiwis for revenge? Has the Kernul been taken to a secret location to be forced into making propaganda art for the enemy?

The world waits....and wonders!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:57 am

MEMORANDUM

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND ALERT NOTIFICATION

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS LIVE.
CONFRIM: 1AZT5977TW

WHAT WE KNOW:
Kernul Killbuck whereabouts unknown.
Doomstar has gone offline.
Pinemom whereabout unknown.

Possible Killbuck impant signals from Vatican, Libya and Dubai.

All Southern Command members are to upgrade SITREP awareness to condition 1A, Scorched Earth Funtime

I repeat: SITREP conditions are now 1A, Scorched Earth Funtime, for all APOK Southern Command Facilities.

All available targets are to be destroyed immediately with extreme prejudice.

All other encounters with non Apok Personnel are to be treated as hostile force encounters. Pre-emptive deadly force is authorized and encouraged.

All personnel are to have the following supplemental kit issued to their standard combat load.

1 each, individual nuclear explosive device.
1 each, Ballyhoo suit with giraffe attachment.
1 each, rendezvous locater beacon.
5 each, extra bacon ration.
5 each, extra Wodka ration

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND will advise field commanders as new information becomes available.

Trust no one and keep your sidearm handy.

Captain Smashy
APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND
COMMANDER

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:46 am

You see what comes of your doom-mongering commies?!

Democracy forever!

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:58 pm

FLASH COM PRIORITY ZULU

APOK SOUTHERN COMMAND PRIORITY ALERT

ALL SOUTHERN COMMAND LEAD ELEMENTS

NEW INTEL SUGGESTS TERMINAL CITY ELEMENTS
MAY HAVE PLAYED A ROLE IN THE DISAPPEARANCE
OF KILLBUCK AND SABOTAGE OF THE DOOMSTAR PLATFORM.

TERMINAL CITY identification cards are no longer valid
identification for APOK area of operations.

APOK Central Committee issued documents and id cards
the only acceptable form of identification.

Anyone presenting TERMINAL CITY identification cards that
do not also have valid APOK identification are to be held
for mental downloading procedures by the Ministry of High
Voltage and Nipple Clamps.

SPECIFIC PERSON OF INTEREST ALERT

If The CO of M*A*S*H 4207th is spotted in our AO, use whatever
force necessary to effect a live arrest.

Repeat.

The CO must be taken alive and immediately transported to the
Ministry of High Voltage and Nipple Clamps for processing and
downloading.

END FLASH COM MESSAGE

Nick Collide · Post by **Nick Collide** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:17 pm

WOW! It's sweeps week!

Let me get some Doritos...

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:58 pm

SIGNAL RECEIVED AT LEMMONGRAD............

Early AM broadcast signal intercepted.....

We have all ciphers working on it........
Bacon has been denied to all Lemmongrad intellegence until message is interpreted.... (or I go to the grocery store, whichever comes first...)

Will send response, as soon as we know what the hell it means........

MESSAGE OVER..................................

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:48 pm

...looks like some kind of old fashion 50's era targeting grid...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:27 pm

More like some sort of Parcheesi board/Big Chief Tablet hybred.

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:03 pm

DEE DEE DEE... We're sorry, all circuits are busy...

CapSmashy · Post by **CapSmashy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:54 pm

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:18 pm